I’m Really a Superstar

It's noon.

The National Cross Talk Competition is in full swing.

Crosstalk works from the preliminaries have been uploaded one by one on the official website, and netizens have voted for their favorite crosstalk actors and works. It has just started, and several groups of people are already fighting. Some support this group, and some support that group. In the group, the number of votes continued to increase, and the scolding wars started again and again.

"Teacher Sun is still awesome!"

"Go away, when Teacher Chen was talking about cross talk, I don't know where Lao Sun was!"

"Support Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan, have you watched the live broadcast? Their works are so good!"

"Oh, that's right, Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan are in Group C, right? I remember when the order of the draw was announced, their next group was Yao Jiancai and Zhang Ye!"

"It really is."

"Yes, I remembered it too!"

"These two plague gods are going to appear?"

"But it's useless to show up, we can't see it either."

"What a pity. I really want to see Zhang Ye talk about cross talk. Although I know that he will definitely not be able to talk and will definitely not be as good as those professional cross talk actors, I still want to watch it."

"You think too much. You won't broadcast anyone's work. Do you think CCTV is stupid?"

Tang Dazhang's two apprentices have just appeared on the live webcast on the homepage of the official preliminaries. Because they ranked tenth in the audience's vote for the winner, they are the popular candidates. Naturally, the column team has to focus on them, so they promoted the live broadcast. It was given to Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan. This live broadcast position is the most conspicuous advertising position on the official website of the competition. It is more powerful than banner advertising. Many people are watching it. Naturally, some people think of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai who will appear in the next group. , although CCTV has been blocking the two of them, it does not mean that the people are not paying attention.

"Oh, what a pity Zhang Ye."

"Yeah, I like him quite a lot, why is he banned?"

"Old Yao is not bad, but attempted prostitution? What kind of misdeeds is this! Moreover, he was directly identified without any evidence or explanation. He is quite unjust."

"No way. Document No. 43 has been released and cannot be taken back."

The live camera went off for a few seconds.

"It's time for the next live broadcast."

"Isn't it time to broadcast Group A?"

"Come out, hey, why are you still in Group C?"

"No way? Have you changed it yet?"

"Look, the judges are still the same three people."

Suddenly, a scene that made everyone stunned appeared. The staff on the sidelines announced, "We invite the next group of players, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai!"

What?

Who are you inviting?

Then, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, dressed in a long coat, walked onto the stage.

At this moment, it seemed that the whole world was silent, and the scene seemed to be frozen!

Countless people were so shocked that their jaws dropped. They stared at the live broadcast of the cross talk competition on the homepage, and they were all dumbfounded. "What the hell! What's going on with his mother?"

…

Zhang Ye's parents' house.

It's winter vacation now. Zhang Ye's sisters heard that he was participating in the cross talk competition, so they all came over early in the morning.

The third sister pointed at the computer and said, "This is funny, this is funny!"

The eldest sister pouted and said, "Those are Tang Dazhang's two apprentices.

It's definitely not a good thing. "

"Ah? The one who scolded my brother?" The third sister suddenly changed her tune, "What kind of nonsense is this cross talk! It's not funny at all!"

Second sister: "..."

Zhang Ye's mother said: "Don't look at it, there's nothing wrong with Xiao Ye anyway."

The third sister was also in a bad mood, "They are really, why are they blocking my brother? My brother didn't post a poem yesterday, and his popularity is about to drop again."

The eldest sister sighed: "My brother is in danger today, and the third-tier artist may not be able to survive."

Mom turned around and went to the kitchen, "I'm going to cook."

Suddenly, the third sister suddenly shouted, "Holy shit! Look!"

The eldest sister said: "What are you looking at?"

The third sister jumped up excitedly, "My brother! It's my brother!"

The eldest sister took a look and was stunned, "It's really our brother! This is a live broadcast!"

Zhang Ye's mother turned around and said, "Okay, stop teasing me, it's true. What do you want to eat for lunch? I'll cook it for you."

The eldest sister hurriedly said: "What are you doing? Come and watch! My brother is really on the live broadcast!"

My mother was shocked, and when she came over to look at the computer, she was also dumbfounded, "It's impossible!"

…

Yao Jiancai's family.

Yao Cui yelled, "Mom! Mom!"

"Urge me, what's your name?"

"My dad and Teacher Zhang! They are on the live broadcast!"

"What!?"

…

A certain shopping mall.

Ci Xiufang, who was shopping with her children, heard two young lovers sitting next to them playing on the computer pointing at the computer and muttering, and she subconsciously glanced at them.

"Hey! This is..."

…

Party-school.

Wu Zeqing, the vice-president of Peking University who was undergoing cadre training, was reading news online in her dormitory during her lunch break. She suddenly noticed an advertisement for the cross talk contest, clicked on it, and casually glanced at the live broadcast of the preliminaries on the homepage. Then her eyes jumped. Smiled slightly.

"Xiao Zhang?"

…

Beijing Radio Station.

Sister Zhou screamed, "Crazy! CCTV is crazy!"

Aunt Sun came over and said, "What's wrong, Lao Zhou? Are you shouting so loudly?"

Sister Zhou patted her thighs and said, "Look! CCTV 11 actually showed Xiao Zhang a video! It's a live broadcast! This is going against heaven! This is going against heaven!"

Zhang Ye's former assistant Xiaofang immediately ran over after hearing the sound, "Is it true? How could CCTV do this? Unless CCTV is crazy!"

As a result, everyone gathered around to take a look!

Damn it!

CCTV is really crazy!

…

Zhang Ye’s friends were all shocked!

Zhang Ye's enemies were also dumbfounded!

Deputy Director Jia, who was surfing the Internet at home, almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!

Those who had questioned and abused Zhang Ye all fainted!

The Internet exploded! Everyone looked at the live broadcast in disbelief. Their minds couldn't wrap their heads around it, and they didn't understand what the situation was like now!

"It's really Zhang Ye!"

"Isn't it banned? Oh my God!"

"Teacher Zhang is so amazing! After being banned so heavily, his popularity not only increased but also increased, and he was able to live broadcast leisurely? This is such a slap in the face!"

"Slap in the face Zhang was born to slap in the face! Hahahaha!"

"What are CCTV 11 doing?"

"Damn, I can't understand it!"

"A live broadcast on the Internet for a banned person who can't even speak cross talk? What are they thinking in their minds? Is the signal adjusted wrong?"

"It can't be wrong, it's been a long time."

"I'm going to go! Zhang Ye is so evil!"

"Yeah, incredible things can happen to this guy!"

"Hahaha, I'm looking forward to his cross talk!"

"I'm afraid he won't be able to speak. Cross talk is completely different from talk show, let alone cross talk. This has been practiced for more than ten years. How can he learn the art of cross talk as a broadcaster? Still live broadcast? Even if it is live broadcast, it will be embarrassing for them to go up!"

There is support.

Questionable.

But most of them came to join in the fun and watch the fun. The live broadcast room of the online preliminaries was suddenly full. Countless people heard the sound and came. Those who watched the fun were not afraid of big things, just afraid of small things!

Some cross talk colleagues, some friends and relatives of Zhang Ye, after receiving the news, also hurriedly started the online live broadcast, wanting to see what Zhang Ye, a layman, said about cross talk. As for why the live broadcast was made, was it because the signal was wrong or was it intentional? Of the? They no longer care about pondering!

(To be continued) [ ]. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Chuangshi to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation. )