I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

"That, Araki-senpai... are you sure it's here?"

A tall young man with a square face, wearing a sportswear with the words "Shibujing Dakendobu" printed on it, and a smooth scalp shining brightly in the morning sun, got off the front seat of the motorcycle and looked curiously at the single building in front of him.

"The address is written here... No, I'm not sure! Lesson 9, which has no conscience, these guys must have made a mistake!"

On the back seat of the locomotive, a blond man took out a piece of information from his arms, looked at the villa in front of him with twitches from the corner of his eyes, seemed to realize something suddenly, and greeted the junior in front of him in panic.

"Kengo, get in the car quickly, let's go back to Zangqian apartment, I want to renegotiate the compensation terms with them..."

Not to mention the inexplicable familiar sight, just through the damp and decaying air, as a "professional", he can smell the smell of "haunted house" from a long distance.

"What are you two doing at the door? Besides this building, are there any other houses that can live in?"

At the same time, a van printed with "Caution! Haunted House Identification" also stopped in front of the villa's garage door.

A tall, slightly mature woman in a white coat stepped out from the co-pilot with long legs wearing high heels like a queen, put one hand on the waist of the bee, and pointed the other finger at the gate of the villa: "Ah, we are all together with others I have slept in it once, are you going to be shy now? Bravely accept the reincarnation of cosmic consciousness, sleeper."

"Boom boom boom..."

"Hey, warrior of the Warring States Period, you are also very energetic today..."

Before the two men could react, the black and white motorcycle had already abandoned them, twisted its body forward, and rubbed against the woman intimately...

It's almost like the word "flattery" is printed on the car body.

"Well, so good~ Do you want to drink Super Magnum, sister has some in the trunk~"

"Damn, really, an enviable guy... no, not good..."

Slightly squinting, staring at the indescribably great pair on the woman's chest, which changed into various shapes under the poking of the motorcycle handle, a jealous blush appeared on the blond man's face, and the nasal cavity immediately began to congest.

My own locomotive that inexplicably turned into a Fusangshen and could easily crush ordinary vengeful spirits took on the attribute of a "dog slave" when it met "Queen Hanyu".

As early as Kawasaki Daishiji's "retreat practice" period, he was already tempted by the woman in front of him with Super Magnum, which is expensive ultra-clean 99.5 unleaded gasoline...

It's okay to surrender easily to the opponent, and accepted the "108 tests on life forms in the hidden energy field" without dignity.

"Araki-kun, this is the only surviving house in the vicinity, just accept your fate."

Twisting his fat body, Hou Hailudou struggled to get down from the driver's seat, and gave the blond man a look of "you must be strong".

Immediately, he opened the trunk of the car, and greeted another man: "Yamada-kun, I need to make an order, please help me..."

This group of people is the "Araki housewarming team" who came all the way from the Kuramae apartment.

Although it can be seen from the outside, the exterior wall and structure of the villa in front of me have recently been repaired, and the messy garbage and furniture in the house have also been cleaned up...

However, Sousuke Araki could still easily recognize that this villa was the famous haunted house on the 2CH forum, which made nearby residents fearful.

Perhaps it is because this haunted house is so "violent" that it passed by those terrible tornadoes several times during the "Menglan Basin Tornado Natural Disaster". Even the garbage bags in the courtyard wall have not been blown away...

This phenomenon made this haunted house even more famous, even if it was used as a free resettlement house, no one dared to live in it.

At the same time, this is also the villa where Araki Sosuke, who is a "Haunted House Sleep Tester", tried sleeping with Hanyu Mai during his "Haunted House First Experience" in his career.

Back then, he conscientiously followed the appraisal list of "Caution! Haunted House Appraisal", and conducted a standardized all-round evaluation of the house from head to toe, from inside to outside.

To this day, he still remembers the first appraisal result written by himself...

Haunted house rating: S class

Comprehensive retention rate: 23%

Special reminder: Buyers need to face multiple tests from mind, wallet to body. It is recommended to use it together with the personal accident insurance sold on the website of "Caution! Haunted House Appraisal".

"Uh ah ah ah!"

Standing outside the villa wall, Araki Sousuke, who was full of expectations, couldn't help but sighed.

"At that time, the old man said it was so beautiful, but after changing it, he actually arranged this dilapidated haunted house for me..."

"Damn, that old man is so proficient in speech, he might have done religious pyramid schemes when he was young."

He can be sure that if he takes off the blindfold now, what he sees must be all kinds of wonderful dense imprints that will leave people with shadows for life.

"Stop complaining, hurry up and help move things! Speaking of which, in the entire Taito District, can there be a more murderous house than the Kuramae apartment you lived in before? At least it has changed from a one-bedroom to a one-family building, and there is no need to pay. The rent is..."

Hou Hailudou's quiet words made Araki Zongsuke realize the reality, his whole body was stiff, and he walked to the back seat of the van with two lines of tears and began to "unload the goods".

"No, that's right, no matter how dilapidated and fierce, at least it's a villa..."

...

"Yo, Zongsuke~suke~suke!!! Are you in there?!"

After a while, another small pickup parked in front of the garage at the entrance of the villa.

"Where are these things in the car going?"

The person in the driver's seat who yelled someone's name with a purely tongue-tapping sound was a man with an upright face, wearing a printed T-shirt, and his hair was greasy and stiff.

"Clah la la la..."

With the grinding sound of toothache, the side of the gate of the villa, next to the roadside, the garage shutter door that had not been opened for many years, was pulled up from the inside.

"Thanks, it was a great help this time, Ryoma! Just dump it over the garage and move in..."

In the dark, dusty garage, Sousuke Araki, dressed as a construction worker with a towel wrapped around his head, appeared.

"Ahem, your villa is not bad, and the garage is quite big..."

The man who got out of the pickup truck and looked around is the Obon Festival and is still in the stage of "suspension investigation", a justice partner at home, a Sagittarius boy, a police vault voyeur, a red-light district laborer, two years ago Ryoma.

"...Although it is a bit dilapidated, but after a good renovation, a swimming pool, a luxury car, etc., it is simply the kind of sex-crazed mansion in the study materials!"