I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

Under the eaves, Ryoma Erzai, who was smiling wickedly, quickly pulled Araki Sousuke's belt out with lightning speed...

It's up to you, King Carp!

"Before you achieve your dream, use koi to kill your first time!!!"

"Wow……"

"Teacher Araki..."

"No way..."

In the dull and terrified eyes of everyone, Ryoma, who has practiced for many years and surpassed the speed of a western cowboy drawing a gun, thrust the huge koi with the afterimage in his arms, head down, into Sousuke Araki's body. Underpants!

"Ugh, you idiot, where do you put my lucky koi?!"

Araki Sousuke, who hadn't fully reacted to the sudden intrusion into his forbidden land by an indescribable giant beast, subconsciously stretched out his hand to grab the constantly swinging fish tail at his waist.

The carp king activated his skill, and the water splashed and jumped.

"Hey, hey, why can't you pull it out?"

However, the head of that huge koi has been completely submerged in Araki Sousuke's pants...

"Oops, it seems to be stuck in a strange place!!! Ohhhhhh..."

The evolution of the carp king, Gyarados!

As the body of the fish swung more and more violently, Sosuke Araki bit the tail of the fish in his hand tightly, blue veins of shame, anger, pain and joy burst out on his forehead, and his hands pulled out even harder.

"Okay...it hurts...no...if this goes on..."

Because the "bridging" is too tight, if you forcefully use huge force to separate, it may harm the innocent Xiao Zongsuke, so there is nowhere for a certain person to use his strange power.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"

Seeing Sousuke Araki's veins burst, his face swollen, he clenched the tail of the fish, with tears streaming down his face, he couldn't stop tug-of-war with the koi in his hand, Ryoma had already held his belly and laughed tears before.

"I'm on the horse, I [beep...] is about to die, and you're still smiling so happily?!"

Sousuke Araki, with bursting veins and mixed expressions, who was in pain and happiness, had to ask others for help: "Lu Dou, Kengo, don't just smile, come and help me!! By the way, get some cooking oil... ...Wait, what are you doing pointing your phone at me..."

"Little bird Youshi, this koi is your family's, tell it to shut up... If you don't get it out, it will be too late."

However, Yamada Kengo and Atsukai Lutou were already lying on the ground laughing unable to move, Kotori Yumasumi also shyly turned her back, pretending to be deaf and dumb...

"Wow, sleeper, so you still have this habit, but I've been struggling with how to get it..."

Mai Hanyu, who had just returned to the courtyard, watched his "performance" up close with great interest, and seemed to have thought of some interesting idea.

...

The next day, early morning.

The pale morning light spilled in from the floor-to-ceiling windows on one side of the courtyard, illuminating the simple and empty living room.

"Damn Ryoma, actually did such an unforgivable thing to me! I almost awakened some strange power..."

Araki Sousuke, who likes to sleep late, got up early in the rare morning.

At this moment, his hair was scrupulously scratched, he was wearing the "suit for the interview", and he was kneeling upright in front of the low table.

On the table is a plate of fried golden meat and a bowl of hot miso soup (instant).

In his hand, he held a bowl of full-grained microwaved rice, and he ate it with gusto and leisurely.

He usually uses expired food from convenience stores for breakfast, but today he actually ate a luxurious and elegant (?) Japanese breakfast.

Because today is the once-a-month Exorcism Exemption Examination Day.

"It's so tender... I heard that carp can not only 'transport', but also supplement protein, recharge energy, and recover what I lost yesterday... It will definitely be of great help to the upcoming assessment."

On the chopping board of the open kitchen, huge carp heads and tails are neatly arranged. The place where the body originally belonged in the middle has become empty, and there is an old kitchen knife stuck in it.

"Snoring..."

Sousuke Araki stuffed the food in front of his mouth with a big gulp, and snapped the chopsticks (one-off) on the table with a "snap".

Then, he showed extremely serious and serious eyes: "After today, I will be an official (living in the villa) spirit remover!"

"No matter how difficult it is to be exempted from the examination, and how evil the vengeful spirit is, they will all submit to my powerful 'vibration at the same frequency' physique! Mrs. Aoi, please bear with me a little longer..."

...

"Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, Oedo Line, Kuramae Station is here... The next stop is Ueno Okachimachi Station..."

In the crowded subway car, Sousuke Araki held the free "Subway Transfer Manual" and was squeezing through the crowd to check the transfer route with difficulty.

"It's so dangerous, I almost forgot that there was a malfunction on the subway line in Taito District, which caused me to walk three stops to squeeze the subway..."

Since the subway lines in the central area of ​​Taito District have not yet resumed operation, and it is the rush hour at this moment, the railway company even hired staff to be "subway pushers" to push the crowded people into the carriages.

"Crowded to death, when you get the exorcism license, you have to hurry up and get back the locomotive driving license test..."

Inside the train, oppressed by the fast-paced life, being late equals wage deductions, extra overtime, increased time for trysts between wives and pigs, and increased chances of getting death insurance for office workers. They will not be polite to anyone when they squeeze the subway.

At times like this, even if you're a blond, fierce-looking guy with a one-eyed eyepatch and occasional tattoos showing through his cuffs and neckline, it doesn't matter.

"Shall I transfer to the Ginza Line at the next station? However, the headquarters of the Spirit Eliminator Association is in a place like Akihabara. I didn't notice it at all before."

Due to the damage to the nearby base station and the poor signal of the mobile phone, Araki Sousuke finally confirmed the transfer route through the manual in his hand.

After all, Tokyo has the most complicated subway system in the world. The entire underground has been completely hollowed out to create a multi-layered three-dimensional structure, which not only connects various lines, but also leads to nearby business districts and office buildings. will get lost.

For example, the most complicated Shinjuku Station has a total of 178 subway exits. Even if you use mobile phone navigation, you will often get lost because the flat map cannot match the complex three-dimensional structure.

For Sousuke Araki, who seldom takes the subway, the problem he faces is not just complicated subway lines...

There are many companies operating the subways in Tokyo, and the subway tickets cannot be used for each other. Improper transfers will cause unnecessary costs, so it is necessary to choose the most economical transfer route.

"Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, Oedo Line-Ueno Okachimachi Station is here, please get off on the right side if you transfer to the Ginza Line..."

When the subway arrived at the station, Sousuke Araki didn't even need to take a step, and was pushed down with the crowd.

"kindness?"

After a while, he managed to squeeze into the carriage of the Ginza Line, and Araki Sousuke's eyes were instantly "forced to attract" a woman not far from him in the crowd.

Not only because the young girl who turned her back to him had a slender figure with a curvy figure.

The most eye-catching thing is that under her short miniskirt that can't cover any parts at all, there is a round and upright half silhouette, and a pair of white and dazzling long legs...