I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

The moment Araki Sousuke's hand touched the crystal ball, the eyes of the gypsy old woman beside her were suddenly wrapped in thick black...

"I saw... boundless darkness... this is... no, this is not darkness at all... it is countless lost lives... it is endless evil..."

As she muttered to herself, her wrinkled face twitched uncontrollably like a goat, making Araki Sosuke shudder.

"Hey, hey, you're going to faint and touch me in the next step, you won't be the kind of guy who came to take part in the Exorcism Exemption Examination!" 』

"In the depths of this endless evil... It seems that there is still something sleeping... Ugh..."

"Crack..."

Before the old gypsy woman could finish her sentence, the broken crystal ball in the hands of the two of them, which looked like a dilapidated crystal ball bought from a street stall, suddenly started from the top and extended down to a long and narrow crack, splitting towards both sides...

Araki Sousuke was so frightened that he quickly withdrew his hand.

"Hey, hey, you asked me to put it up. Didn't you plan to use this fake antique to touch me from the beginning? If my hand is cut, I will have to pay for medical expenses..."

"What are you pretending to be an antique? This is... a secret magic crystal ball passed down from my ancestors for twenty-three generations..."

The gypsy old woman came back to her senses, holding the remnants of the crystal ball that had been split in two, wanting to cry without tears.

My secret crystal ball, which has been passed down for generations, seemed to be in order to protect myself, so I cut off the connection with my soul by self-destructing...

"This is truly priceless..."

Thinking of this, she glanced at Sousuke Araki with a fierce expression and tongue-tattling voice in horror, and choked back what she said as if she saw the reincarnation of a demon.

"Humph, these guys who have spent most of their lives relying on religious deceit are lucky enough to awaken their inspiration because of the gate of hell, and they dream of becoming real spirit eliminators..."

Watching this scene, a woman's coquettish hum came from the corner beside her.

"But I don't know that even if you wear a low-quality small umbrella with multiple layers, it will still break instantly when faced with a real black torrent..."

According to statistics, the probability of people who are engaged in religious professions awakening inspiration due to the Hell Gate incident is much higher than that of ordinary people.

Therefore, after the Obon Festival, in addition to the practitioners of major shrines and temples in Tokyo, many heretics and self-proclaimed "religious people" also began to awaken their inspiration.

"Well, nun, come to take the test for exorcism?! It also belongs to the category of rare religions in Japan. Do you have the right to say that about others..."

Following the sound, a girl who looked about twenty years old, with three-dimensional European facial features, snow-white skin, brown hair and green eyes, and wearing a nun's costume appeared in front of Sousuke Araki.

"Also, did you use the wrong word for that terrible Japanese analogy just now..."

"Hmph, unlike everyone here, I have already obtained the "Exemption from Demon Hunting" in the Holy See of the Vatican. If it weren't for your Japanese government's disapproval, I wouldn't have participated in this low-level assessment in order to be able to carry out normal activities..."

Although her height is similar to Mai Hanyu's, this nun's figure is more well-proportioned and vigorous, especially some of the sizes are full and just right. The curves do not give people excessive visual impact, but are full of athletic vitality.

If she doesn't speak, her appearance is matched with the nun's dress in this white veil and black skirt, giving people a feeling full of holiness, hope and beauty.

But as soon as she opened her mouth, a certain subtle aura emanated from her whole body for some reason.

"Hmph, on the contrary, it is Your Excellency who first toyed with the thick and long things that the ascetic monk depended on for a living, and then made someone else's body, and then destroyed the plump existence that the gypsy witch has treasured for many years, which shows that you are better than these inferior goods Can you do a little..."

The nun looked at Sousuke Araki with great interest, and said in Japanese with a strange accent, but for some reason, the words were completely incomprehensible.

"Hey, you are full of foreign accents, but surprisingly fluent and full of obscene Japanese, which training institution did you learn?"

Reminiscing about the seemingly holy but "kneeling" nun in front of him, Sousuke Araki felt that there were thousands of holes stuck in his throat, but he didn't know where to start.

"This guy, it's not so much that he made a wrong metaphor because he is not familiar with Japanese, but it seems that he is more flexible in using certain stalks than the Japanese!" Absolutely, on purpose...』

"Also, why are you able to describe ordinary things so bluntly with a deadpan face? Aren't all nuns supposed to be pure and noble?"

"Tsk, pure? Noble? Did the Lord say that... Sorry, I never passed the exam on 'morality' in the Holy See."

Hearing these two words, the nun raised her eyebrows slightly, with disdain on her lips.

"In Japan, known as the 'God's Forbidden Zone', I'm not a nun, just an ordinary woman with 'four mouths', of course I can say whatever I want..."

Speaking of this topic, for some reason, she had a face full of forbidden happiness.

"Anyway, no matter what I say in Japanese, those old-fashioned people in the Holy See can't hear or understand... It's really cool to be able to freely say words like Xiao* and ** in public places. The most open country in Asia, oh hehehe!"

"Morality? Completely break through the limit of memes, and directly say the masked words, you are already evil, okay! 』

"Also, what kind of Japanese learning materials have caused you to have such a terrible misunderstanding of Japan as a country?" ! 』

Hearing the "evil" nun's hands on her hips, speaking Japanese with a foreign accent, and constantly launching explosive vocabulary, the candidates who lined up in front of them all cast horrified and contemptuous glances at the two.

"Hey, keep your voice down, others will despise me too..."

Araki Sosuke was halfway through speaking when he suddenly realized something was wrong, he lowered his head in a daze, and snapped his fingers.

"Wait, you said...one, two, three...where is four?"

"Tsk, if you ask such a low-level question, you should still be a ten thousand-year-old virgin."

Hearing this question, the foreign nun's eyes revealed the contempt of "I don't even know this kind of common sense".

"Although I'm a virgin, I've been studying all the year round, so my rank shouldn't be... You must have made a mistake!"

At the same time, the staff at the front of the team interrupted the increasingly shameless conversation between the two: "The two in the back, it's your turn, do you still want to participate in the qualification review?"

"Ah, sorry to trouble you, the information is here..."

Araki Sousuke quickly and politely handed over his prepared resume, inspiration training completion certificate and other materials.