I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

"A team leader, these people from the Spirit Eliminator Association, no matter how they look like..."

Leaning against the car door, Ryoma raised his eyebrows slightly as he watched the "test takers" with a strong religious atmosphere, strange clothes, and even foreigners getting off the bus one after another.

"You want to say 'old, weak, sick and disabled', right..."

Not surprised by the appearance of these spirit eliminators, Yiyi Satoru explained it patiently.

"Most of the members of the Spirit Eliminator's Association are originally from the religious industry. Apart from their physical fitness not suitable for high-intensity battles, they also have various taboos and behavior styles. Prioritize understanding and adapting."

Having said this, his face suddenly turned serious, and he warned in a deep voice: "However, you must remember that countless painful experiences have proved that in the face of 'supernatural' existences that cannot be understood by common sense, these 'weak' people The spirits are the main force in the battle!

"As for our joint team of Lesson 9, we must perform other tasks such as information collection, security, and investigation to make up for their shortcomings in other aspects. Any rash action may lead to serious consequences ..."

"So that's it, I remember! However, there are also people who don't seem to be 'weak' at all..."

While the two were talking, the last candidate had already stepped off the bus.

It was a tall, blond blindfolded man in a crumpled Brazilian suit who squatted down to the side of the road as if he lacked oxygen when he got out of the car and started to light a cigarette.

In his hand, he also carried a black plastic bag with the words "M'S store" and "Adult's World" printed on it.

"Hey, come here with the learning materials to get rid of the spirit, and only this guy can do it."

Looking at the scary man with his legs stretched to the limit and squatting on the side of the road, with "Yelu's death bitterness" and "Noisy and classy" written all over his face, Ryoma couldn't help showing a weird smile.

...

Beside the bus, the candidates who took part in the practical test of the Exorcism Exemption Permission were lined up in a row, listening to the explanations given by the staff of the Exorcist Association.

A total of eight people entered the final test after passing the written test and interview.

Two monks from Sensoji Temple, a priestess and a priest from Tsuruoka Hachimangu Shrine, and the nun specially appointed by the Holy See of the Vatican were impressively listed.

The qualification of these people was originally expected by Toda Hiroshi.

After all, Sensoji Temple and Tsuruoka Hachimangu Shrine are well-known shrines and temples in Japan, and those who can be sent to obtain exemptions are the young leaders among them.

As for Niya, the nun of the Vatican Holy See, it is said that she has obtained a similar "monster hunting license" in Europe long ago, and has performed many tasks of exorcising spirits, so her strength is naturally not the same.

"Well, the working meal provided by the Spirit Eliminator's Association is actually just a 999-yen instant curry bento from a convenience store. It's really stingy..."

Surprisingly, because the interview was violently attacked and the written test was not sure, a certain unscrupulous blond man who was "purchasing study materials and TENGA" downstairs was also notified. .

"...It's all the fault of the Mediterranean Sea, which made my head go crazy, and all the money has been donated to the 'Hall of Knowledge'."

Right now, he's picking his nose and complaining about the evening work meal.

And that Japanese Indian ascetic monk Ajarye who used the "fraudulent human levitation technique" and sold "evil spirit retreating water", and the gypsy psychic mother-in-law who walked tremblingly and held a newly replaced crystal ball, unexpectedly Also here.

All in all, the passing of these three "unusual" people is extremely rare in the previous exams for exorcising immunity.

"Ahem, congratulations, everyone. Being able to come here means that you are only one step away from becoming an official exorcist."

Hiroshi Changtian covered his mouth and coughed lightly, and began to explain to the examinees in front of him.

"Although you have passed the written test and interview, it is inevitable that you will be lucky enough to sneak in..."

Behind him, the well-equipped agents of Section 9, headed by Satoru, stood in a neat line and solemnly.

"As a spirit remover, the most important task is to remove spirits, so the performance of the practice test will determine whether you have the key to obtaining the exemption and the qualification to independently eliminate spirits. If the performance of the practice test is poor, the interview and The written test scores will also be invalidated..."

Having said that, Hiroshi Tsuneda glanced unhappily at someone who was standing at the far end of the line of examinees, squatting with his legs spread apart on the side of the road, puffing.

Hmph, this "Slavic squatting" kid, cherish the only "Exorcist Experience" in your life!

"Slav Squat" is a squatting posture in which the heels land, the knees are opened, and the body is naturally folded and fitted. Feel the freedom of the lower body" and is popular among bohemian young people.

At the same time, this is also the posture that Hiroshi Toda, who is rigid and serious, hates to see at subway stations and convenience stores on the way to and from get off work every day!

Because, this will always remind him that in elementary school, junior high school, and high school, there would always be a group of vicious people squatting in this posture in toilets, school gates, stations, convenience stores, etc. : "Guangzhi, did you bring today's pocket money with you... If you don't bring it, you will have to pay with flesh."

Horrible memories of being entangled by these men shrouded Toda Hiroshi's youthful years from elementary school to university.

"In the future, the relevant personnel of the Spirit Eliminators Association and the Metropolitan Police Department will not interfere with any of your actions. They will only maintain order from a distance and objectively record your performance."

"All you need to do is to divide yourself into groups of two, and try to get rid of the spirit after getting to know the situation from the client and the Xiaoyue host. Xiaoyue host, I will trouble you to explain the situation..."

After the explanation, Hiroshi Toda stepped aside with several members of the association, and gave up his seat to an old monk behind him and a pair of young men and women dressed in fashion.

"Good evening, everyone. I am Xiao Yuexiao, the host of the Dajing Temple not far from here. And these two are the clients tonight..."

The old monk named Xiaoyuexiao stepped forward to salute the examinees, and then began to tell the story.

"This place behind you, you must have heard of it more or less..."

Following Xiao Yuexiao's finger, everyone looked at the place similar to the gate of the park behind.

There, on a slender monument with a small eaves, it says "Historical Site of Tokyo Metropolis - Tokyo Suzumori Execution Ground Ruins".