I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

"have nothing to say……"

Hearing Harumoto Kaito's question, Hiroshi Tsuneda turned his head to look at the dark and deep road outside the car window, with endless sadness in his eyes, and said faintly: "That was just an ordinary, exorcism."

"Oops, the question just now, did you step on some mine?"

The air inside and outside the car suddenly froze because of Harumoto Hairen's original plan to "follow him"...

"Okay, now that we're ready, let's get started."

After a few seconds, Tokita Hiroshi took the initiative to break the silence: "Let us see if this Devil Z can hunt those nasty 'mother-in-laws'!"

"That's right, if there is any car that can hunt down the difficult "High Speed ​​Granny", it must be this Devil Z! "

When this topic was mentioned, Kaito Harumoto's eyes were full of fighting spirit, and he took out his mobile phone: "All support teams, please take their positions. Demon Z is ready and will start action soon. Please reply when you receive it."

"The support team received it, and is on standby at several service areas along the way, ready to support at any time, OVER."

In the mobile phone, there was a determined communication from the backup team.

Harumoto Kaito and Tsuneda Hiroshi, the two duo, squatted here tonight, precisely to get rid of the "high-speed mother-in-law" who has ravaged the Tomei Expressway for nearly a year.

"Let's make a quick decision, in order to get back to Tokyo on time to attend the exemption ceremony tomorrow morning."

"Personally granting a waiver to the exorcist of the foreign Holy See is of great historical significance to the association (this) association (people). 』

"...Then what are you waiting for, let's get started."

Hearing the communication on the walkie-talkie, Hiroshi Tsuneda opened the car door, stood side by side with Kaito Harumoto, smiled wickedly and reached out to touch his trouser chain...

"Hmph, I've already, can't wait."

Seeing his movements, Kaito Harumoto pinched the zipper between his legs not to be outdone.

"Woo... woo..."

After the crisp "double zipper sound", the two looked at each other and smiled ambiguously, and simultaneously took out "Xiao Hairen" and "Xiao Guangzhi".

"Zizizi..."

Two crisp sounds of water sounded in the quiet temporary parking area.

"The rule of 'no urinating on the highway' has been broken..."

"Due to the need to defecate in the wild, the implementation time is too long and it is easy to be attacked, so it will not be implemented for the time being."

Flushed and shaking violently a few times, Hiroshi Tsuneda was immersed in the joy of "breaking the taboo", and pulled up the chain of his trousers.

For the Japanese who have always followed the rules and have to deal with the garbage they make outside, such "prohibited" things are usually done when they are drunk.

"There is also the 'do not occupy the temporary parking area for a long time', we should have parked long enough before."

"Next, there should be only the content in the car..."

Raising their hands to check the time, the two opened the door and got into the car.

"Clatter..."

Disposable coffee cups, finished bento boxes, socks that have not been washed for ten days but can’t find another one, small umbrellas that have been torn apart but not used, boxers with strange stains, shrunken punk 2088 Refund Request Form...

All kinds of weird things were thrown out from the windows on both sides of Demon Z, scattered all over the place.

"The 'Illegal dumping of garbage on the expressway is strictly prohibited' is almost acceptable."

"Shhh..."

"cheers!!!"

In the car, the two opened the cans with "Asahi draft beer" printed on them at the same time. After a passionate collision, they raised their heads and started to drink freely.

"Gudonggudong...'drunk driving' prerequisites are complete...Yahha... let's go..."

"Next, after a series of actions such as 'not wearing a seat belt', 'speeding', 'using communication tools while driving' and 'not carrying a driving permit' are completed..."

"...We will be the most evil men on the Tomei Expressway tonight!"

That's right, what these two people are breaking one by one is the prohibition on driving on the expressway in the relevant regulations of the Tomei Expressway Company and the "Road Traffic Law of Japan".

In the past year or so, Lesson Nine and the Spirit Eliminators Association have received a mountain of sightings about the "mother-in-law running fast on the highway".

There are also hundreds of car accident deaths suspected to be related to it, and most of them happened at night.

Some of the victims' bodies were found with their necks turned backwards...

As early as a year ago, Lesson Nine and the Spirit Eliminators Association paid enough attention to this suspected "weird" existence.

Even Takeshi Iwata, the deputy head of the ninth class, has led the team to squat on the highway many times to guard his tracks.

However, this "high-speed mother-in-law" with many stage names not only moves extremely fast, but also covers several interconnected high-speed routes within four to five hundred kilometers from Tokyo to Kobe...

Lesson 9 has been guarding until now, and has witnessed it several times, but before the detectives even had time to step on the accelerator, the target had disappeared without a trace.

It wasn't until after the Obon Festival that the officials focused their attention on IBM700, the moderator of the urban legend section of the 2CH forum, who was suspected of having "weird creative ability". information.

Regarding this "weird" rule, it is summarized one by one, and it can be summed up in one sentence as "people who do not abide by the rules on the expressway may meet the "high-speed mother-in-law" who is the "expressway disciplinary committee"".

Because he couldn't keep up with this weird speed at all, and a series of incidents such as "The Gate of Hell" happened later, the ninth lesson that he had no time to care about has been forbearing until now...

It wasn't until Hiroshi Changtian's "Devil Z" that condensed his life's energy came out that the ninth class was transferred to the "Headless Horseman" who once competed with the "Headless Horseman" on Mount Haruna and has been squatting on this road since then. "The strongest driver on land" Harumoto Kaito officially launched a joint operation against "High Speed ​​Granny".

The plan is very simple, that is, let these two people do the "prohibited items on the expressway" as much as possible in a short period of time, and become the person with the highest "criminal value" on this expressway...

After using the extremely high "crime value" to attract the appearance of the "high-speed mother-in-law", and then relying on Harumoto Kaito's powerful driving skills, and this demon Z's terrifying speed and ability to remove spirits to limit the target, the "Buddha Office Worker" Hiroshi Chang Tian shot back.

"Boom boom boom..."

With the roar of the engine, maybe it was the effect of alcohol, or maybe it was the innate desire for racing, Harumoto Hairen's eyes were more focused than ever, and his hands clasped the sides of the steering wheel with a sense of ceremony.

"Come on, high-speed mother-in-law, let's compare who is the fastest person on the Tomei Expressway!"

"Alas……"

The moment Haito Harumoto was about to step on the accelerator, a large white refrigerated truck roared and sped past Demon Z, setting off a strong airflow.

"That, that is..."

Not caring about wiping off the dust from their faces, the gray-faced two followed the back of the truck all the way until it disappeared.

Because, an old woman in a black robe and white hair was waving her hands and feet in a circle with afterimages, and was running at a high speed following closely at a speed not inferior to that of the truck...

"High-speed mother-in-law?!"