I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

Single apartment in Wako City, Saitama Prefecture.

"Mother-in-law blowing lights, mother-in-law selling feet, mother-in-law high-speed, mother-in-law Baili, mother-in-law Turbo, mother-in-law TURBO jetting, mother-in-law sprinting..."

Tsukage Chikusa sat blankly in front of the computer, with half a piece of toast in her mouth that she forgot to chew, and murmured a series of names with unknown meanings.

"Obviously, I only confirmed it before going to bed yesterday..."

After flipping through the entire map of Japan repeatedly and confirming the "work list" again, the corners of his mouth could not help trembling.

"Overnight, there was only one of my 'mother-in-law legion' left?!"

High-speed mother-in-law was originally a "work" created by Tsukage Chikusa more than a year ago, based on an old urban legend.

However, relying on the elusive range of activities, the survivability endowed by high-speed movement, and relying on the huge traffic flow on the expressway...

This original rule is not strong, or even directly harmful, just like the advertisements that appear on the screen every day on the APP, it has gained a considerable exposure rate, and has become a "famous" existence on the Tomei Expressway.

There have been several times when "Grandma High Speed" was hunted down by the spirit eliminators, her resentment was reduced to the point where it almost dissipated, but she still survived tenaciously.

Tsukage Chikusa, who had tasted the sweetness, simply created several urban legends of the "mother-in-law" series one after another, forming the "mother-in-law army".

"Last night, on the Tomei Expressway, a refrigerated truck transporting Wagyu cattle suddenly failed its gearbox and brakes on the way..."

Clicking on the news on the homepage of the video website, Tsukage Chikusa frowned and looked at it.

"Fortunately, the driver involved had rich experience in driving, and with the help of enthusiastic riders passing by, he finally stopped on the buffer strip temporarily laid by the abandoned section of the branch road in Fujibi. No further casualties or property losses have been caused so far..."

"For details, please watch further live reports on NHK International Channel..."

Next, the on-site reporter interviewed the driver next to the truck.

"I have been running this route for more than 20 years, and every corner is as familiar as a woman's body. I didn't panic at all when something went wrong... Anyway, when I was young, I was also the famous 'Likko Mountain Double Dragon' on this route." one of them

"...So, is this car the bait set by those spirit destroyers?"

Looking at the refrigerated truck that seemed to have experienced countless car accidents and was riddled with holes in the news screen, he calmed down and took another bite of the toast in his hand.

"Hey, it seems that these spirit removers are all masters. Even Granny Sonic, who is closest to ghosts and gods..."

For more than a year, in order to pray for shelter, some expressway practitioners have privately built shrines for these "mother-in-laws" who are raging on the road at night.

Among them, the strongest "grandmother Sonic" actually obtained a bit of "power of faith" through this, and began to integrate her own grievances, evolving towards the square of "ghosts and gods"...

"However, this is also good... let these troublesome spirit removers concentrate on the 'appetizers', and I will have more time to borrow the ingredients left by the Tokugawa family to cook the 'dinner'."

After taking a few bites of the toast in his hand and glanced at the computer screen curiously, Tsukage Chikusa buried her head in the pile of thick historical books on the table and continued to work.

Placed on the game map, black vortexes are distributed all over Tokyo, growing quietly and slowly.

Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a vortex as small as a black dot in the corner of the map of Tokyo.

"Strange, how did 'Grandma One Inch' get to that place..."

...

Taito Ward, Akihabara Avenue.

At 9:30 in the morning, most of the shops on the streets of Akihabara have not yet reached the stipulated opening time, so it seems more deserted than usual.

JR Akihabara Station, just one minute away from the electric city exit, a girl in a red and white dress with a smooth ponytail tied with a green knot is holding a pink printed lunch bag, bathing in the morning nervously under the rising sun.

Against the background of the green seven-story building "M'S TOWER" full of posters of exposed women and various TENGA advertisements, she stands clean, elegant and graceful, giving people a kind of clean and clean appearance. Not a demon feeling.

"Little bird Youshi..."

After a while, a man wearing a special attack uniform of the Bosozoku with the words "Dai Si Xi", "Heaven and Earth Useless", "National Warriors", "Heaven and Four Dark Engraved" came rushing behind the girl. .

"Sorry, it's been a long time!"

Hearing this voice, the girl's calm face suddenly became like a frightened bunny.

"Ah, Araki-sensei...it's okay, I just arrived for a while."

She turned around and looked at the man in front of her, squinting her big eyes and showing a bright smile.

These two people are Araki Sousuke and Kotori Yumaumi who agreed to meet here.

Reluctantly realizing the subtle elements in the conversation just now, the two of them accidentally looked at each other, and then parted awkwardly, with a blush on their faces.

The air in the arena became extraordinarily quiet.

"Well, Araki-sensei, the exorcism last night... must have been very hard..."

When he came back to his senses, Kotori Yumaumi's lowered gaze stayed on the underside of Araki Sousuke's white special attack uniform, which was tattered like a mop, very post-modern trouser legs, and sneakers with thumbs exposed.

"Ahahaha, it's a long story, it's really a bit embarrassing..."

Recalling the embarrassing experience of exorcism last night, which was as embarrassing as being attacked while squatting on the toilet, Sousuke Araki rubbed the back of his head and smiled wryly.

God knows what he went through in order to come back on time.

"I'll tell you in detail later, those mother-in-laws who took advantage of others' danger and stalked me endlessly tormented me all night."

"Well, it's almost time, let's go up first..."

Kotori Yumasumi took the lead and came to the glass door under the words "Adult's World", turned around with her hands behind her back, and smiled slyly at Sousuke Araki behind him: "Mr. Araki..."

"Um?"

It was the first time Araki Sousuke saw this well-behaved and polite shrine maiden showing such an expression.

"When you step through this door and come out again, you will be an official Exorcist just like me."

Slightly taken aback, looking at the girl in front of him, Araki Sousuke showed a hearty smile: "It sounds like it."

"So, let's go in together!"

"One, two..."

Under Kotori Yumaumi's suggestion, the two of them walked through the automatic door that Araki Sosuke had entered and exited countless times, but it had become sacred and strange in this morning.

"It's the first time we met, at the Shimokagi Shrine, Miko Kotori Yumami, who is exempt from level "2" spirit exorcisers, please take care of me in the future. "

Putting his hands together in front of his body, Kotori Yumasumi bowed slowly to Araki Sousuke.

"Oh... It's the first time we meet, the newly promoted spirit destroyer Araki Sousuke, Yelu suffers from death."

Seeing the girl in the morning sun with her short skirt fluttering and bowing to him demurely, Sosuke Araki returned a salute in a panic with his "ninety-degree bow exclusively for goku".

"Puff."

Looking up, the two couldn't help but smile at each other.

"?!"

At this ambiguous and warm moment, Araki Sousuke, who felt his heart beating wildly in his chest, suddenly noticed a sight full of murderous intent...

He turned his head reflexively, only to see a figure the size of a mouse suddenly jumping towards him from the trash can behind him.