Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

93 – Counterattack (5)⚝

I asked Ain to see how much time was left. She glanced at the hourglass.

“Half left!”

─I can’t stand it in 10 minutes.

“Are you going to just watch with 7 people?”

I can’t win, so I buy time even with bluffs. Even if it lasts well, it’s about 5 minutes. I stood by Chan Gallery, half-bent. As she aims her wooden sword forward, everyone only notices. Ain shouted from under the performance stage.

“I am ready!”

“Save it.”

“Baby, I am the conductor, right?”

Then she goes straight to the diagonal, aiming for the eyes of the combat cadets. Judging by how quickly his skills grow in such a short period of time, Ain Kamphund is a natural-born warrior.

In the midst of not being able to jump at each other, objections broke out. It was cowardly to help under the stage. Something boiled inside me and I turned around and shouted.

“Shame on you!”

─You bastards who don’t even know what honor is!

Why don’t these guys know that I, the illegitimate son of a country knight, no, I can’t even identify the father?

“Are you guys who pick up a motive you don’t like and beat it, do you have the right to call us cowardly? Even this sparring right now is unfair. Have you ever had a fair fight, sir! If you organize the number of people and don’t like it, anyone is fine, so you’re saying you’re going to soak it? These bastards! Reddit doesn’t eat candy like this either. If you got into the academy because you spent so much money, show yourself better than a regular janitor!!”

“Yeah, you f*cking assholes!”

─Thank you, that was exactly what I wanted to say.

“Good water!”

With Ain’s scream, the wooden sword stabbed straight in. I moved my feet to the edge of the stage and then twisted my body to avoid him. She couldn’t keep her balance and swayed, so she yelled at Chan to attack her ankles and knock her down.

“Why are you just watching! Are they the ones who hit you?”

Still, it doesn’t move. Rather, the other seven aimed their wooden swords at Chan’s gallery. I struggle to stop it, but I don’t have the talent to stop it alone. It is heavy duty. At the thought of being beaten like this, the heat was fierce. Puck-puck-puck, because the attack aimed at Chan again turned the corner.

“You old school kid! If you’re not going to do it, get out. Like Mojiri, wait for your cousin for the rest of your life!!”

─Shouldn’t you be holding on to my ankles whether or not you want to hang on to a guy who doesn’t even like you?

I asked Ain.

“Take this! Hurt!!”

Intimidate the enemies to keep your distance, then kick Chan’s chest and send him down.

“They don’t accept waste, right?”

Ain replied coldly and drew her body away. Chan powerlessly backed her and she fell out of the yard. Her princess did not accept her in the end and only glared at her while holding her soil. Seriously, it’s so disgusting that I shed a tear.

“Are you in combat?”

“Me too!”

We clenched our fists together. Whenever Ain saw a loophole, she pointed it out, so I only hit that side. There was too little attention to determine the attack route. Pug–I let out a loud noise as the wooden sword cut my hamstrings.

“You should have told me!”

“I ran out of dirt, what can I do?”

As we kept pace by cursing each other, somehow we were able to hold on a little longer. However, no matter how hard he tries, his stamina doesn’t follow. His head was already hot, so his thinking slowed down and the strength with which he wielded the wooden sword noticeably weakened. It was impossible to deal with seven people alone even for just 20 minutes.

“I am at my limit.”

“Hold on! How long is it?”

“No. If you want to be less than you, bring it down.”

“Shut up and charge forward!!”

I ran straight ahead and lowered my sword to the guy in front. Block it out The rest rushed at me. Ain covered the field of vision by covering it with soil, but the attack that had already been swung could not be reaped. As I hit my body, a scream went out. To fall off the field after being hit one-sidedly.

“I die honorly, it’s a baby.”

“Damn, did you know that?”

Prevent me from coming down. It was with this intention from the beginning that he ordered the rush of death. When another attack came in, Ain jumped out of place and hit her smoke bar. She growled, baring even her fangs.

“Go away, you bastards!”

He said he would kill everyone if he touched him, and after grinding his teeth, Carlson finally stood up. He quietly pointed at the hourglass. Only then was the attack directed at the princess. I try to hold on with his bare body, but after all * Dagurien is not a business. He immediately falls down next to me and puts his head on the dirt floor and giggles.

“Are you kidding me?”

“Because this is an honorable defeat.”

Chan was looking up at us from under the stage. A deep doubt lingered in his blank pupils. Ain spat her spit on her arm. Her saliva mixed with blood and dust ran down her elbows.

“Please keep the line.”

“What the hell is royalty?”

The whistle finally sounded. Ain, who is in better condition than me, raised her body first. When she reached out her hand and grabbed it, I couldn’t get up and fell down.

“Damn it, why are you relying all your weight on me?”

She was so rude that I stood up with one of her hands on her back. I bowed my head towards the combat cadets I had just fought against.

“I lost.”

“Why do you say hello to bastards who have no honor?”

─That’s why I’m doing it.

“Ain, let’s go.”

“Okay, let’s go.”

Came down together. Chan, who was left alone, reached out to her gallery, and her son grunted at her and helped lift her up. Without saying a word, he went to the place where the combat cadets had gathered and sat down. With Chan in the middle, everyone just cries as the princess and I keep their seats.

“f*ck, I don’t really like this b*tch.”

“It’s on our side anyway.”

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“I only look at you today. What do these bastards keep looking at?”

Everyone becomes solemn when they are told to shut up and look ahead. No one wanted to offend the royal family. No matter how much the Marquis of the Gallery was, he could not reach the authority of Duke Bernhard, and Jean and Pan would not be able to protect him.

“Hey, possum?”

After the sparring, Ain called Chan Gallery separately.

“You don’t even deserve to be paired with Yangmul. I’ll take back what I borrowed, so get it back when you’re qualified.”

“Who cares?”

I objected, not Chan. I also don’t trust Chan’s gallery, but I don’t want to pair up with this crazy b*tch every week. If she continues with her son, she’s going to lose all her hair and even her dick hair. Furthermore.

“Wasn’t that your secret weapon?”

“Because I can’t help but look at it.”

He openly insults the gallery of Chan, saying, “If you find out, go away.” She packed her gear without saying anything to her. After tidying up her clothes, she headed for the door the combat cadets had left, then turned around.

“Ask Brother Dick.”

“f*ck b*tch, I still haven’t come to my senses.”

“Be careful what you say?”

“I don’t look like I’m cursing! You and I were hurt so much because of that b*tch. When Maybell finds out, he nags me, so why am I holding back? Wait again? Why is everyone telling me to sacrifice myself! Damn you if you’re patient. I’ve been silent for years! I’m going to do it my way here, so don’t be rude. Hey, Chan Gallery? If you want to get this child back, come to my annex anytime. If you stick with your skills without rules and win, I’ll give it back to you. If you understand, get out!”

I kept quiet because I thought pointing it out would only stir up my temper. In the arena where everyone left, only Ain and I were left.

“Yangmul, take off your clothes.”

“I don’t like it?”

“I have to look at the wound. We have to see if it’s enough to call a member of parliament or not.”

“Take care of yourself.”

“This bastard won’t listen again. Aren’t you so ashamed to bare your top?”

“I feel ashamed in front of women. I don’t think it’s promiscuous and strange!”

“Promiscuity is when you and the female bite, suck, rub, and even take care of the moon. Ha, aren’t you really dumbfounded?”

Alone and excited again, take off quickly and run away from the torch.

“Hey, where are you going now?”

“I need to meet Dick.”

“It’s obvious without looking at it, don’t you even notice it?”

“I have to check. What the hell does Carlson have to do with it?”

“Because that’s okay.”

I’m going to have lunch with you. I want you to go to a very nice place.

“You don’t need high-quality feed?”

─To be honest, I don’t want to eat with you.

“The fodder is what the possum-like b*tch eats earlier. Aren’t you and me going to dinner?”

He laughed and spit again. Oh, he pretends to be weak, saying that he seems to have bitten his tongue. Even though I suggested it, I was ashamed to just shake my bag for no reason, so I asked to go. Instead, I will buy it, so I headed to the restaurant I usually stop by to eat something suitable.

“Wow——!”

Pretend to vomit immediately after eating the stew. Her face crumpled as if she really felt nauseous.

“This grunt kills. Are you trying to assassinate this bastard?”

“Everyone eats normally, but you are exceptionally trembling.”

“How do you eat something like this? How much did you save on alternative spices?”

He ran to the kitchen and said he was going to mess around, so I told him to stop f*cking. He said to think about the price, and when I cut the bread I was eating, he chewed it up. He likes the horses he raises, but it was the first time he knew they tasted like this.

“But, Ain.”

“Ah, the water really doesn’t taste good. What kind of lime does it taste like?”

I ignored her complaints and asked her why we were pork feet and Chan was an opossum.

“If that’s a disadvantage, I pretend to be dead.”

“That’s wise.”

I pretended to be dead and stuck out my tongue, so I threw bread in her face and ate it.

“So you said you were going to see Dick Gallery?”

“To hear what happened between the third grade and the second grade.”

“I have to go too.”

“Why are you?”

“Because it’s only natural to shave your hair when you go to the yangmul.”

“I am better at negotiating. You’re a gem disease, so why don’t you step out?”

“I’ll just look at your face and come out. You can only judge what kind of bastard he is by looking at the top.”

Do you hear that it is dry? After telling me to do whatever I want, I headed to the student council president’s office. I want you to wait for two hours.

“What should I do?”

It’s okay with me, but Ain won’t have the patience for that. I’m holding my breath wondering if we can break up like this.

“Take me to the Vercia Brotherhood branch.”

“Why?”

“You’ll be treated by the saintess, and I’ll have to look at your face too.”

He said he would pay all the money. I think I have to tear it off as much as possible. Let’s say it’s expensive.

“I don’t know, but ten silver coins is enough?”

“Your Highness, please take a few more steps.”

“Why is this bastard’s way of talking so bad?”

“No, enough.”

I thought they were giving me 10 real silver coins, but they took out paper money. He writes that his name is endorsed there, so he can find it at any goldsmith’s shop. It was the first time she knew that money could be deposited and retrieved in this way.

“Lead the way.”

“Be careful not to make mistakes with the saintess.”

“Shut up and guide me.”

* It was natural for Jjeonju to take me there.