Interstellar Tattered Queen

Ji You pointed at the old scalper and said with a smile, "Yes, this is my friend Lao Niu."

The old cow hummed and chirped, and didn't want to talk to her very much.

If it weren't for that handful of grass, it would have run away long ago, and had gone to live a carefree and happy flying life. It is not like now, and it is back again.

Ouch

The more he thinks about it, the worse the old cow gets.

"moo"

The old scalper opened his mouth wide:

little liar. 】

Ji You smiled and said, "Lao Niu, come and say hello to everyone."

Old scalper: "Moo—"

Never mind, little liar! 】

Ji You had a smile on his face, but he was a little annoyed in his heart. This old cow wanted to find an excuse to raise the price again, "Yes, it is saying hello to you, it said it likes you very much, and it is very willing Make friends with you."

Old scalper: "..."

The old scalper shouted loudly: "Moo——"

Come on, little liar! 】

The old scalper's eyes popped out, the veins on his forehead were exposed, and the aura of his whole body rose sharply. In the blink of an eye, the air pressure around him dropped again and again.

"It's kind of scary."

"I feel a chill in my neck."

"Is the cow angry?"

Not only the people present, but even the audience in front of the screen were a little flustered by the sudden sudden change of momentum of the old scalper. Many people even felt that it was only necessary for the two-headed cow to stretch its head down. It can suck most of the people standing on the deck into their mouths.

In fact, both heads of the old scalper are also elongated at this moment, and both mouths are opened so wide that it can almost fit a large warship. Then, its tongue is directly facing A roll above the deck...

hula

The rolled tongue brought up a hurricane, howling towards Ji You, Chu Jiaojiao, why bother... and Kong Wenqi who was closest to them.

clatter

The moment Kong Wenqi almost fell, a machete suddenly stuck out from behind, directly stabilizing his figure.

Seeing the owner of the machete, Kong Wenqi: "..."

Holding the machete, Ji You smiled, and said, "General Kong, don't be nervous, the old cow girl is just playing with us, this is called the tongue rolling ceremony, and this is also the unique way of greeting of their two-headed cows!"

The corner of Kong Wenqi's mouth twitched.

Hearing Jiyou's nonsense, turning black and white, and translating indiscriminately, the old scalper is even more furious now!

"moo"

Shameless! Nonsense, where did our two-headed cow get the tongue-rolling ceremony!

! 】

Ji You: "Look, Lao Niu is very happy, how loudly he laughs."

Old scalper: "..."

The old scalper opened his mouth and let out a long roar: "Oh——"

Shameless little bug, I... I... I will kill you! 】

Ji You laughed, and suddenly threw something into the old scalper's mouth, saying, "Lao Niu, go on."

The old scalper avoided it immediately, but he didn't dodge it. The thing was thrown into its mouth precisely, and the old scalper opened his mouth to chew.

Huh】

The taste is not bad. 】

Old scalper: "Moo"

More. 】

Ji You immediately threw another one in the past. It was a few Chinese cabbage rolled in the grass. It was the kind of vertical cabbage with long stems and few leaves. It was very chewy, and it was also the type that Lao Niu liked.

Sure enough, the old scalper was caught, and immediately became obedient: "Moo"

Cabbage is stewed with 10 more per day. 】

Jiyou: 100 tons for you. 】

The old scalper: "Aww!

! "

make a deal! make a deal! make a deal! You are not allowed to go back on your word, little liar, but you agreed in front of so many Long Aotian. 】

Ji You nodded with a smile.

Seeing this scene, He Bi, Chu Jiaojiao and others were all expressionless.

No matter how loud the old scalper yells, it's not unprincipled, give me some benefits, and change it if you say it... No wonder Ji You eats it to death.

The conversation between Ji You and the old scalper, of course others couldn't hear clearly, but neither Ji You nor the old scalper set up defenses against He Bi, Chu Jiaojiao and others,

So a few of them can listen.

but!

Others don't understand.

Kong Wenqi, and the rapid march of the Third Army Corps, including the soldiers stationed originally, the instructors of the major military academies, and the hundreds of millions of viewers in front of the screen...all don't understand. Docile...

Suddenly, everyone was shocked.

This is a star beast!

Star Beast!

They never expected that one day, star beasts would be able to communicate with humans, and there is no sign of being affected by the current storm of beast tide.

Kong Wenqi, the instructors of the major military academies, and even the audience in front of the screen couldn't help but feel their hearts burning.

Even Qu Hongqiang, the principal of the Second Army who had always kept his eyes slightly closed and didn't seem to care much about everything in front of him, now opened his eyes with burning eyes.

Old scalper: "Moo"

The eyes of many of you here are so disgusting, huh, are you greedy for my pure and clean body? 】

Ji You said with a smile: "The old cow said you are so enthusiastic, it likes it very much, and it likes enthusiastic little fairies like you."

Old scalper: "..."

The old scalper trembled all over, wishing to swallow this nonsense little liar directly, but, thinking of the delicious vegetables and fruits in her hand...

never mind.

Today's Lao Niu must have suffered this grievance.

...

Kong Wenqi smiled and asked, "This cow...was it brought out by you through the crack in space? Or..."

Ji You smiled and said: "Report to General Kong, the old cow is actually a native star beast on our side of the alliance. It hid in the space crack early on, and was waiting to run out to be free and easy, but it never expected the colorful world outside. It was so dangerous, and I was frightened, so I begged us to take it home."

Hearing that it is a native star beast from the alliance plane, Kong Wenqi was overjoyed immediately, and couldn't help but said directly: "Good! Very good! Ji Long Aotian You, you have done another thing for the alliance and for mankind. Great work!"

Once the old scalper, a star beast that can maintain its sanity, communicate with humans, and not be affected by the violent beast tide, can be popularized...

So--

Wouldn't the crisis of the beast tide that has plagued mankind for countless years be easily resolved?

This research is of great value!

Kong Wenqi's eyes were burning, and the others did not give in. Those who were dedicated to the research of star beasts in front of the screen couldn't wait to stick their faces into the screen.

Ji You smiled and said: "I have already discussed with Lao Niu. From now on, Lao Niu will be stationed in Lanyuexing. If you want to make friends with it, you can go there at any time. In addition, this year you will be graduating from high school. Sister, welcome to apply for Lanyuexing Military Academy, the old cow said it is waiting for you here."

Wow

As soon as the words fell, the mentors of the major military schools present collectively turned their heads and glared at Ji You:

What a shameless thief! This year's enrollment hasn't started yet, so here's to robbing business, shameless, shameless! 】

Facing the enthusiastic eyes of the teachers, Ji You smiled and said: "Of course, if any of the teachers present here wants to teach at Lan Yue Xing, we also welcome Lan Yue Xing, Mr. The cow said that it has also taken a fancy to you, and it is very rare about you, and it will wait for you to catch the moon and stars at any time."

Ah

The instructors of the major military academies gasped one after another!

What a shameless little thief, she is not only greedy for our future students, she is also greedy for us!

! 】