It Starts With A Mountain

Chapter 237

Cheng Dalei saw prisoners from other cells being escorted out, and they would be locked elsewhere. Someone walked into his cell, pointed a crossbow at him, and then shackled his body, shackled his body, and put a pair of wooden shackles around his neck. Cheng Dalei felt at least a few hundred kilograms in weight. When you get up, you have to bear hundreds of pounds of weight.

After a long time, a monk in a white robe came to the cell, lit an oil lamp and placed it in front of him. Chong Cheng Dalei smiled and sat down with his hands crossed.

Cheng Dalei was speechless, stunned for a long time before he said, "Is this necessary?"

The entire cell was emptied, with more than 500 jin of shackles on his body, and the old monk who shot him down with one move.

This flying toad wants to save himself out unless he knows how to do earthwork.

The old monk put his hands together and smiled: "It's just because the donor is too great."

"Hey, because I'm too awesome, I want you, the awesome monk, to look at me, whether you want to praise me or yourself."

The old monk was speechless.

"What is your origin, monk, from the Shaolin Temple?"

"It's been a long night, and I don't want to sleep. Since we can't sleep, let's just chat."

"Why don't I tell you a joke, do you know what men have and women don't?"

...

No matter what Cheng Dalei said, the monk remained unmoved and settled down.

"Hey, in fact, we are walking together, you may not know my name, a certain Cheng Dalei, once worshipped the Antarctic Xianweng as a teacher, my eldest brother Taibaijinxing, my junior brother Marshal Tianpeng, I know five thunders, and have clairvoyance and ears. , can call the wind and call the rain."

The old monk was unmoved.

Cheng Dalei gritted his teeth, and suddenly said: "Hey, Meng Zhi, do you still bow when you see the true Buddha?"

The old monk finally opened his eyes, and there was a hint of surprise in his eyes. He has been away from the world for many years, and there are very few people in the world who know his name, and this person is still called by his common name before he became a monk. Except for his dead parents, no one in this world knows.

Cheng Dalei sneered, without looking at him, and said slowly: "Meng Zhili, fifty-two years old, with the law name Qingye, with the Great Compassionate Palm, and possessing the Vajra Indestructible Gong."

Qingye Buddha Mengzhi looked at Cheng Dalei, and after a long pause, he couldn't help but be curious.

"How did you know?"

"Hey, I want to know, I want to know." Cheng Dalei said: "I told you that my master is an Antarctic fairy, and I don't know anything. Let's chat casually, if you don't speak again, I will take you peeking at women when you were young. Talking about the bath will affect your character more."

"Uh... what are you talking about?" Qingye Buddha felt that he had encountered the most difficult enemy in his life, because you couldn't figure out his routine at all.

"Just chat, talk about anything, for example, let's start with our first love."

"Actually, the poor monk really doesn't know something, and he wants to ask the benefactor for advice."

"Please tell me?" Cheng Dalei knew what the old monk was going to ask, and it must be why he had to kill Yang Longting, and then told himself the truth of retribution for injustice and return of bitterness. Master, just like to talk about some philosophy of life and the like.

"What exactly is something that men have and women don't have? It's not that the poor monk didn't want to talk to the donor just now, but he was thinking about this all the time, and he was a little rude. Please don't blame the donor."

"Uh..." At this moment, Cheng Dalei only had one sentence to say, but I kept a low profile and I didn't say it.

"Beard, it's a beard." Cheng Dalei.

"Oh, it turned out to be a beard." Qingye Buddha nodded and smiled: "The poor monk thought it was..."

"What do you think it is?" Cheng Dalei narrowed his eyes, yoyo, so you are such a person.

"The poor monk thought it was his Adam's apple, but now it's not right." Green Leaf Buddha.

"..." Cheng Dalei.

...

"The Buddha said that all living beings are suffering, that is, it begins with self-attachment, and all thoughts arise from one mind. Sometimes you hold tight, but you can't get anything, and sometimes you let go but you can have more. Why don't you try? try?"

"Hey, you cheated a bun from me last time. I will never give you the sesame cake today."

"It was said that before an old monk died, the disciple asked him what his last wish was. The old monk said that he had never slept with a woman in his life, and had never seen a woman's body. In order to satisfy his wish, the disciple invited a prostitute to go up the mountain. The disciple asked the old monk how he felt, and the old monk sighed: It turns out that it is the same as the nun."

There are only Cheng Dalei and Qingye Buddha in the entire prison of punishment department. Qingye Buddha is responsible for guarding Cheng Dalei and is opposite Cheng Dalei at twelve hours a day.

This is very boring, so Cheng Dalei is full of nonsense and nonsense with Qingye Buddha. Qingye Buddha probably thought that Cheng Dalei was sloppy occasionally, so he talked about Buddhism with him, and wanted to win another younger brother for Buddha.

Cheng Dalei's eggs hurt, and now at least one monk can chat to relieve the boredom, so the two of them started the process of contaminating each other.

"Master, why do bad people become Buddhas by putting down the butcher's knife, but good people have to go through ninety-nine-eighty-one hardships to become Buddhas?"

"The Buddha never said that."

"Uh... that's pretty straight."

"But there was a woman who was a widow when she was young and never talked to a man. The court issued a chastity memorial to her, honoring her ancestors, and it was a good talk. But after her death, everyone found something under her pillow, the master guessed. What is it?"

Green Leaf Buddha frowned slightly and thought for a moment: "The old monk doesn't know."

"Do you want to know, do you want to know?" Cheng Dalei said with an expression that I have seen through you: "Buddhists don't lie."

Qingye Buddha is not well-known in Chang'an, nor is he famous in the rivers and lakes, because his fame is only among some dignitaries, and many princes, ministers, and top officials in the territory have to ask him for wisdom. Among these people, Green Leaf Buddha is known as the reincarnation of Arhat.

Every word is beaded, and jade words are golden mouth.

However, in the face of Cheng Dalei, Qingye Buddha felt that his beliefs had been challenged like never before. The point is that although Cheng Dalei is full of nonsense, sometimes he says something that makes sense.

For example, Qingye Buddha couldn't stand Cheng Dalei one day, so he said: "Donor, you slander Buddha and destroy gods with your mouth, are you not afraid of going to hell after death and suffering from that mountain of swords and fire?"

"I think Buddha... shouldn't be so fat."

Huh, that seems to make sense.

For example, today, Aoba Buddha asked himself, he still wanted to know what was under the pillow of that woman. As a Buddhist disciple, you always want to understand all things in the world, not to understand all beings, how to save all beings.

"Please teach me your master."

"Exchange." Cheng Dalei narrowed his eyes and smiled: "What's the situation outside now?"

Aoba Buddha opened his eyes slightly, and the divine light in his eyes solidified.

"You are about to die. On July 14, Ling Chi will be executed."