Larry's Adventure: Reborn as a Charming Fox

6. You’d Better Not Eat Takeout

Translator: Ann Yi

On the way back home last night, Murk got carsick.

Murk puked up all the fish and cat food he had eaten in the leather back seat of Frost’s Audi A6. The car was instantly filled with the sour smell of Murk’s vomit. He even spilled some gastric juice on Larry’s white hair.

Larry really wanted to slap the one-eyed old cat to death.

And Murk silently… ate up his vomit?!

Larry knew that some cats in the natural world would eat their vomit after they puked, but he still couldn’t accept it and couldn’t help but slap Murk, and the latter meowed grievingly.

‘Eeeeewwwww… You are so gross…’

In the middle of the night, Frost still had to clean up the back seat of the car. He used two big bottles of disinfectant to make the smell of Murk’s vomit completely go away. Now the car didn’t smell of puke but of a hospital.

Frost believed that this was Murk’s revenge against him. As they had just had their operation, the two little guys couldn’t take a shower yet. After wiping them clean with a hot towel, Frost starved Murk as punishment.

The next day, before he went to work, Frost called a friend and asked him to come to his house to take care of the two little guys. In fact, he just wanted his friend to keep an eye on them so they wouldn’t escape.

He planned to hire a housekeeper after the work today to watch these two masters closely every day!

These two little fellows were too smart, especially the fox. He was even capable of opening the door of the house!

Frost was worried sick.

Noah actually did not want to come to Frost’s place.

He grew up with Frost and knew how captious Frost and his family were.

When he went to Frost’s parents’ home, he had to change his shoes before entering the door. He also had to hang his jacket from a hook at the entrance, and use the duster brush to dust off his body. When Frost was a kid, he once fell on the ground on a rainy day and muddied his clothes. Frost’s mom grabbed his collar and took him to the bathroom. She only let his feet touch the ground after he was washed thoroughly.

Sure enough, Frost opened the shoe cabinet and there was a stack of disposable paper slippers inside. There was also a duster brush hanging from a hook at the entrance. Frost looked at him, “Are you going to do it yourself, or do you want me to do it for you?”

“Don’t bother with it. I will do it myself.”

Noah took the brush, slammed it on himself a few times, and changed into paper slippers. Now Frost finally looked less serious.

‘He must have inherited his sadistic tendencies from his parents, as he wanted to whip people with a duster brush every day!’

Noah always felt that Frost would never keep any pets, as pets had lots of hair and germs on them. He didn’t expect that not only did he keep pets, he also kept two.

Frost gave him the spare key, “I will lock the door when I go out. Unless you use the key, the door won’t be opened. In this case the two little guys won’t run out again.”

When he said this, he glanced at the Xbox that Noah was holding, and mercilessly picked up the disinfectant and sprayed it on the Xbox.

“…” Noah didn’t know what to say.

“Alright, I’m leaving now. Keep an eye on the two of them. There’s lunch for both of them in the fridge. Heat it in the microwave before you feed them. You can also eat it if you want.”

Noah rolled his eyes, “I can order takeout.”

Frost nodded, “You’d better not eat takeout. If you have to eat it, remember to throw the takeout containers out. If I come back and see that the house is dirty, you will be dead.”

Noah shuddered, “OK~ See you later.”

Now, Larry was standing on the carpet and staring at Noah who was on his opposite side.

While Noah was actually staring at the television behind Larry.

He had brought an Xbox. He had connected it to the TV and right now he was playing games!

Larry was a little unhappy.

He also wanted to play games, but as soon as he approached the sofa, Noah would push him away impatiently.

…F*ck.

Larry also wanted to play Assassin’s Creed.

Larry walked around the sofa, jumped onto the armrest of the sofa, and lay down on the back of the sofa.

The protagonist on the screen was running in a strange way. The character controlled by Noah jumped into the water and failed to catch up with the ship song again.

Larry had played this game on his computer when he was in college, but he hadn’t tried it on an Xbox.

“Sh*t! Not fun at all!” Noah threw the Xbox gamepad aside, picked up the phone on the coffee table and went to the toilet.

Larry’s gaze was drawn to the gamepad.

It had been a minute and the man hadn’t come back yet.

Two minutes had passed.

He must have gone Number Two.

Most men would spend about fifteen minutes pooing. As Noah was taking his phone with him, it could take him at least twenty minutes.

The ship song on the screen was playing again.

Larry couldn’t help but jump off the sofa. His two claws were pressed against the buttons on both sides of the gamepad.

He tried to operate the gamepad and it wasn’t as difficult as he imagined. Larry put the gamepad on the coffee table in front of the sofa. He lay on the sofa and pressed his two front claws against the gamepad on the coffee table.

The ship song on the branch was indeed difficult to catch, especially when Larry could only use his two claws to operate.

On the first try, the character fell under the tree and couldn’t continue catching up with the ship song. On the second try, Larry accidentally pressed the wrong button and deviated from the right direction.

Larry focused all his attentions and gave his third try. He looked at the television and then at the gamepad.

He didn’t believe that he couldn’t catch the ship song this time!

The ship song appeared again and the protagonist on the TV screen was running wildly on the branches. Larry skillfully bypassed the trunk of the tree and jumped onto another branch. Then, he ran wildly on the branches and jumped over three obstacles in a row!

He made it!

“Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!”

Larry called out excitedly.

The sound of the toilet flushing came to Larry’s ears. He quickly jumped off the sofa and rushed onto Murk’s bed.

Murk squinted at him and continued to sleep.

Noah came out of the toilet with his phone in his hand. He sat on the sofa and held the gamepad in his hands.

‘Huh? Why is the gamepad a little sticky?’

He didn’t think much about it and took a wet wipe to clean the gamepad. He raised his head and looked at the television. The ship song had been captured?

The protagonist’s position also moved from the swamp to the town. The character was being stabbed by a bunch of soldiers. The HP turned zero and the game was over.

This was weird.

Noah scratched his head. He didn’t remember that he had run to this place.

“Ring!” The doorbell rang.

He had been playing the game for a long time, and when he went to the toilet, he ordered himself a pizza. And it came earlier than he expected.

After the door was opened, he saw a girl in a red uniform. She looked pure and delicate, but the uniform on her body wasn’t very fitting, making her even more petite.

Noah was surprised to see such a beautiful girl to deliver takeout. He took the pizza in one hand and quickly took out his phone from his pocket with his other hand.

“Thank you, lady. Can I add you to my LINE account?”

The girl smiled charmingly. “Of course, but I have a request.”

“Please tell me.” Noah said as he unlocked his phone and opened his LINE account

“I want to stroke your little fox. It looks very similar to the one in my house.”

In the blind area around the door, a young man with a takeout delivery bike was lying on the ground and was soundly sleeping. He wore nothing except for his red underwear.