Lisko’s American Life

Lisko hung up the phone, looked at the two brothers hugging each other, and also smiled.

"Colt, do you like this job? You can continue to get in touch with your beloved football, and it can also make you a lot of money."

"Of course, Lee, I appreciate it." Colt blushed.

"Colt, we are brothers," Lisko took out the checkbook, signed it,

"You take the fifty thousand dollars and use it first, repair the house, buy some daily necessities, and return it to me after you finish your work." Lisko handed it over,

Colt murmured that he didn't know how to deal with it. The rooster took it. He just started working now, and his salary was just enough. The big head's bonus can only be obtained after the lavender essential oil is cooled and sold, so he doesn't have any savings to help his younger brother.

"Li, this money will be deducted from my share." Rooster stuffed the check into Colt's pocket and arranged. "Go buy some daily necessities, buy a suit, dress up for the interview in the afternoon, work hard, for Golly, for the family." The rooster stared into Colt's eyes, and Lisko saw the usually bohemian rooster as an older brother at this moment responsibility.

"The rest of the money for a used car, our football coach," Rooster joked, patting Colt on the shoulder.

Colt left happily, and the rooster took Lisko to the cowshed. Today, a cow gave birth to a calf, and he snickered a little wickedly, planning to let Lisko relive the pain of childhood.

When the two came to the cowshed, the veterinarian Dale was already guarding the side with the medicine box, and the cowboys were waiting by the side.

"Boss, Uncle Dale said that Tal might have a difficult delivery." David said hello.

When Lisko heard it, he turned around and kicked the cock, "Fake squid, you did it on purpose."

The rooster jumped and ran away, laughing and holding its stomach on the other side of the cowshed.

The cowboys also probably knew something, and they all laughed together.

"Li, are you going to fight with your own hands again? Don't throw up this time." Uncle Dale also jokingly followed.

Lisko lived on the ranch when he was a child, and he volunteered to help the family to earn pocket money during the summer vacation. His family happened to have a cow with dystocia. Dell was also the veterinarian at the time. He suggested that Lisko’s father find someone to help the cow give birth by hand. The specific process is to insert the hand into the body of the cow to help adjust the cow with abnormal fetal position, help the cow to give birth smoothly, and push the cow out when the cow is out of strength.

At that time, Lisko was young and energetic, and he insisted on volunteering to help. Lisko's father also had some bad tastes. He wanted to see his son, who was usually excellent in character and learning, get out of embarrassment, so he offered a proposal that Lisko could not refuse. A hundred dollars high.

Of course, Lisko had no way to refuse, that was one hundred dollars, which was a huge sum of money for him who usually only had two dollars in pocket money. Of course, he didn't know his father's intentions and thought it was very simple.

He vomited halfway through, and vomited whenever he smelled cows for several days. Since then, he has kept his distance from cows, and this incident has become one of the few black histories on his growth path.

"Go, Li, to complete the things you didn't finish when you were twelve years old, youth is to leave no regrets." Rooster laughed and joked.

Cowboys also rarely want to see the normally serious and distant BOSS get embarrassed, so they also booed.

"Shut up, rooster, you are dead, and David, stop shouting, you are a pervert who names every cow." Lisko was a little out of breath.

"You can't say that about BOSS. Cows are the greatest animals on the ranch. They can produce calves." David was still explaining seriously.

"Don't procrastinate, come right away, the calf will die if it is later." Uncle Dale urged, smoking a cigarette.

Lisko swept around the cowboys with hope, hoping that someone could stand up and volunteer to replace him. But the cowboys stared at the ground with simmering smiles.

Lisko was a little desperate, sighed, and took off the shirt he was wearing. After all, it cost a hundred dollars to buy the shirt. The cowboys saw Lisko's fair skin and regular fitness exercises. Out of the muscle mass, whistled.

Lisko glanced at them angrily. Resignedly, he held his breath and walked towards the cow.

The cow was screaming in pain, and Lisko could see that the calf's body had been exposed a little. He gritted his teeth and inserted his arm into the cow's body. The smooth body fluid made him feel goosebumps all over his body. Caressing the warm calf, gritted his teeth and adjusted his position vigorously, feeling the strength of the cow, and helping to pull it when it was a little exhausted.

The calf finally landed on the ground with his efforts. Lisko was exhausted, his face was covered with sweat, and there was an unknown viscous liquid sprayed out by the cow. He was a little retched. After a few strokes, he ran towards the faucet, leaving behind the laughter of the cowboys.

Lisko frantically rinsed his face with the water pipe, and immediately turned around and went home to take a shower when he felt better.

He washed frantically in the bathroom, four or five times, and finally washed away the sticky and lubricating feeling from his heart. He took the expensive perfume and sprayed it on his hands continuously until he couldn't smell it anymore. With less than a little smell, the plums in the nasal cavity had a thick and somewhat greasy fragrance, so he fell down on the chair with some exhaustion.

Lisko was not very angry, it was just a prank. After this time, he felt that the distance between himself and the cowboys seemed not so far away. On weekdays, when they saw Lisko, they would greet Lisko very seriously, and they would not take the initiative to chat if they had nothing to do. .

Lisko was thinking about how to take revenge on the rooster, this loss cannot be taken for nothing, he must play tricks on the rooster, and teach him an unforgettable lesson.

The next day, Lisko got up early, called a few cowboys, and quietly came to the rooster's dormitory.

Rooster now lives alone in a room in the staff dormitory. As soon as he walked to the door, he heard a deafening snoring.

Lisko called David and the black Locke, and opened the door of the rooster house lightly.

As soon as Lisko opened the door, he was about to be vomited by the smell, the stinky socks that were thrown everywhere, the unwashed clothes that had been accumulated for a long time, and the vomit that was drunk on the ground. Lisko was sloppy cock convinced.

The rooster was wearing yesterday's clothes, and he was still holding his stainless steel wine jug that never left him.

Lisko was a little afraid to touch him, and gestured to David and Locke.

The two of them, each with one head, lifted up together with the quilt under them. The rooster sleeps too badly. Lisko, the boy who played with him since he was a child, must know about this. Fortunately, the rooster lives on the first floor, and it is easy to play tricks.

The two transported the rooster to the lake in the ranch, where the other cowboys were ready.

There was an air mattress that Lisko borrowed by the lake, and the cowboys had pumped their air. David and Locke put the cock on the air mattress and slowly pushed it into the lake.

The lake was surging, and soon the air mattress was in the middle of the lake, and the rooster was still asleep, not aware of it.

Li Ke picked up the Remington with a sly smile, and pulled the trigger towards the sky.

"Boom,"

The rooster immediately turned over, and exactly as Lisko expected, it rolled into the lake.

The rooster was stimulated by the cold lake water, and he looked around in a little confusion. He saw Lisko holding a gun with a smile on his belly, and the cowboys beside him who were having fun.

After being confused for a while, he roughly understood the situation. He pulled the air mattress with his hands, and helplessly unscrewed the stainless steel jug still in his hand, and took a sip.

"Stingy Lisko, we're even."

Lisko waved at him, and went back with the cowboys, leaving the rooster in the middle of the lake begging for mercy, not pulling him back would be the ultimate trick.