Live fortune telling, this Taoist priest talks about science

"Typhoon No. 26 was generated in the Bohai Sea of China, and according to the current path, it will directly point to Luhai City, when the central wind will reach 18, please take typhoon prevention measures. "

It's been a long time since I've had a typhoon. The old man Ge You was lying on the sofa, and the remote control in his hand was pressed at will without purpose.

After Tianjing's trip, Jian Ning went home, Kang Wan'er also hid in the back mountain all day to practice swords, and Li Fengan, who had become a saint, spoke much more relaxed than before, no longer as rigid and solidified as before, and there was no fun to tease, the trip to the East China Sea, due to the existence of Nagarjuna's old thing, I am afraid it would have to be put on hold for a while.

The old man suddenly felt that life seemed to be much more boring.

"If you're bored, you can practice more, that little girl in the spirit curtain is almost a half-step saint.

Li Fengan pushed the door in.

The old man turned over and did not answer.

"Gotta go up the mountain. Li Fengan didn't care, sat at the table and poured himself a cup of tea.

Hearing the word "going down the mountain", the old man's eyes suddenly lit up.

This month's salary has already been paid.

"The dragon began to get restless, and this time it happened to take advantage of the excuse to take it away. Li Fengan drank tea.

The old man's eyes were gone: "Don't go!"

"It's okay." Li Fengan didn't hesitate, put down the teacup and got up to leave.

The old man hurriedly stepped forward to stop the young man, and said bitterly: "Boy, don't you feel bored after so many days?"

Li Fengan shook his head.

"Tell me, originally we had a lot of people, Jian Yatou, Kang Yatou, Jiang Lai, how fun it is to be together every day, now you and I are left, and then you don't know what you are doing every day, I am the only one left, and I am almost idle all day. The

old man said in frustration.

"Then you're going to play with them. Li Fengan said: "Kang Wan'er is in the back mountain, Jian Ning's house is not far from Luhai, and Jiang Lai's place of work is also in Luhai, you can fart a kung fu." "

They don't want to play with me anymore!" the old man was a little aggrieved.

Li Fengan said this, he had already tried.

Kang Wan'er in the back mountain practiced swords every day, and from time to time, she could say a word or two to him, but then the guy who came out of nowhere and stuck to Kang Wan'er's ass all day long, making him overwhelmed.

Jiang Lai is even more boring, every time the old man passes, she doesn't see Li Fengan, she looks lost and depressed, she doesn't even want to speak, like a piece of wood.

As for Jian Ning, since the big tomb, she has completely changed as if she was a person, the last time the old man passed, she even called him sir!

Things are people, over time, the old man is unwilling to touch his own head again, and would rather nest in this mountain hut and watch TV to relieve boredom.

"People are inherently individual, we are bound together by society, and whoever is away from them still lives their lives, and the sun rises in the east and sets in the west as usual. Li Fengan said with a smile.

"Okay, okay, do you know why I don't play with you, that is, you kid must be in the mouth of these so-called saints now, and I can pick my toes tightly!" the old man said impatiently.

Li Fengan smiled, did not refute, and changed the topic: "Think about it, a year later, in that training camp, there are talents from all over the world, and it will not be enough for you to play at that time?"

"Don't just look at the present, look to the future. Li Feng'an said, got up and prepared to leave.

The old man reminded: "That old Jiao won't turn over for no reason, I think it should be Nagarjuna's old thing who made a move, keep more eyes on his back, don't let someone steal his ass."

After thinking about it, it seemed a little hypocritical, and the old man pouted and said: "Without you Li Fengan in this world, it will be more boring." "

Got it. Li Fengan didn't look back and waved his hand.

As soon as he took two steps, Li Fengan bumped into a lunch box in his hand, and a look of defeat and loss came from the back mountain realm.

"What's wrong?" asked Li Fengan.

Suddenly raised his head, and his grievances were unrestrained: "Mr. Li, Wan'er said that I am annoying, what should I do?"

Li Feng paused for a moment, and then said: "I have never been a licking dog."

"Yo Yo Yo, I don't know who saw the master and was so scared that he couldn't speak! The voice of the mountain in the heart lake came.

Li Fengan shook his fists: "Little monkey, I was a half-step saint before, but now I am a saint!" "

Amazing? Threaten me? Believe it or not, when I go to Xuantianxia, I will sue the master, saying that you bullied me all day long, and took me to visit the Qinglou!" Shan Xiao was unceremoniously: "Threaten me? I haven't seen it! You called the little monkey?"

Li Fengan smiled helplessly.

It's scary, and it's been exposed.

"Forget it, chasing girls is similar to enlightenment, there is no formula to find, there is no shortcut to take, I still want to find myself. Suddenly he bowed his head.

"Who said that!"

it was a man jumping down from a tree.

Old man.

Judging from the loss in the room just now, the old man was full of red light and energetic at this moment.

He found another boy who could be teased, another infatuated version of Li Feng'an!

"The kid from Wudang, worship me as a teacher, and I will teach you thirty-six tricks for picking up girls!" said the old man patting his chest.

Suddenly, his eyes were full of excitement: "Really?!" An

old naughty boy, a little fool, began to squat on the ground like this, quite a feeling of planning the world.

Li Fengan didn't go to be the one who intervened, quietly bypassed the two of them, and walked down the mountain.

......

Lu Hai, the stores have been closed, and the staff from all walks of life have also taken a holiday in advance, and returned home early to warm the kang head of their wives and children, and hid comfortably.

Drainage wells on the streets are open to avoid flooding of the streets due to heavy rainfall.

At the forefront are, of course, the people's soldiers, firefighters and policemen.

Soon, the rain arrived, first the sound of 'ticking' was endless, and then it poured like rain, and the huge city of Luhai was immediately submerged in the rain curtain.

"Everyone, hurry up, and when the sea floods the coastline, we all have to explain here!" said

a commander looking at the uneven sea, and everyone immediately quickened their pace and began to stack the flood belt.

Luhai belongs to East China, this unprecedented huge typhoon, as the commander-in-chief of East China, General Zhao personally sat in charge, under the telescope covered by raindrops, General Zhao saw a big tornado rising from the skyline in the distance!

"Everyone, put down your work and withdraw from the coastline!" General Zhao shouted downward.

The crowd didn't know why.

"Let's go! The tornado is coming!" General Zhao continued to shout.

Only then did everyone put down their belongings and began to flee for their lives.

If it's a tornado, then these defenses are completely inhaled, and if they can't resist it, if they don't leave, they will all have to die under this tornado.

But before they could react, a monstrous curtain of water slapped down.