Longing for the Buddha of life

“Toot toot…”

At this moment, the phone of the mushroom house also rang.

Huang Yi naturally became the one who answered the phone.

“Hey, hello!” Huang Yi politely connected the phone and spoke.

“Hello, we are today’s guests, can we order now?” A very crisp voice rang on the other end of the phone, very pleasant.

“Hey, your voice is a little familiar… Are you… Sister Yang Mi? Huang Yi hesitated and asked.

To be honest, when Huang Yi said that he was familiar at the beginning, the girl was still happy.

But when he heard Yang Mi, his expression instantly froze!

“You have a problem with this ear, my voice is so different from Sister Honey, how can I say that I am Sister Honey!” The female guest immediately said angrily.

“Ahem, well… I thought it was Yang Mi senior! Huang Yi said with some embarrassment, of course, after this incident, he has already made a decision, and he will never guess who the guest is in the future!

“Then what do you want to order, I’ll help you record it!” Huang Yi said quickly.

“I’m going to eat braised hooves!”

“Let me ask the chef!” Huang Yi said to the guests.

“Teacher Huang, can you order braised hooves?”

“Who? Braised whom? ”

“It’s braised hooves, ordered by the female guest!”

“Female guest again?” Huang Lei raised his eyebrows, “Yes!” This dish is beautiful and beautiful, and it is indeed suitable for women! ”

“Okay, is there any more food?” Huang Yi said to the phone.

“I want to eat potato stewed chicken!” A female voice next to him also spoke.

“Then potato stewed chicken, no problem, right?”

Huang Yi asked Huang Lei again.

Huang Lei frowned, “How many of them?” ”

“We have eight people here, it is a large domestic girl group!” The girl spoke.

Eight people? Girl group?

Huang Yi raised his eyebrows, when did a girl group appear in China? And it’s eight people …

“Why are there so many of eight people? Can we change people? Eight people we can’t feed here! Huang Yi said bluntly.

“Nope!” The female voice over there shouted directly, “We are not going anywhere today except the mushroom house!” ”

Huang Yi rolled his eyes, “Okay, then what else to eat?” You guys ordered it all at once! ”

For eight people, prepare at least eight dishes.

Huang Lei also frowned, “There can’t be so many people, the program group shouldn’t play us like this!” ”

He Jiong shook his head, “Teacher Huang, you forgot the gas tank?” ”

He Jiong’s meaning is very simple, the director just played with them…

Huang Lei’s expression was suddenly embarrassed.

“How many dishes can we order?” The girl also asked.

“Eight people need at least six dishes, whatever you want to eat, we will meet your conditions as much as possible!”

“Actually, our meal is very small, three or four dishes are enough!” The girl said weakly.

Huang Yi raised his eyebrows and said directly, “There should be no eight of you, right?” ”

“Ah…” the person who answered the phone suddenly exclaimed, but soon her mouth was covered, and the mobile phone was also taken away.

“Emperor Yi, you can just cook for us casually, we will arrive in about an hour!” It was another voice that spoke, and she hung up the phone directly after speaking.

“Little Nizi, you almost wore a gang!” Hang up the phone, grab the phone and directly accuse.

The girl who was complained about spat her head, “People don’t know how to lie!” ”

……

Of course, these are all things that Huang Yi does not know.

“What’s wrong? How many people? Huang Lei asked.

Huang Yi shook his head, “I feel that it should be three, at most four, otherwise we can’t sleep here/at all!” ”

Huang Lei looked at the director, “Director Wang, how many guests are there this time?” ”

Wang Zhengyu shook his head, “This is a secret, we will never reveal it!” ”

Huang Lei rolled his eyes, “Since so many people are coming, then let’s go to the field to see what we can eat and get some back!” ”

He Jiong also nodded, “Let’s get it according to the amount of five people for the time being, otherwise it will not be good if the guests are hungry!” ”

Huang Yi shook his head, “In fact, it’s nothing, if you are hungry, you can eat monkey mushroom rice in the river, and nourish the stomach, which is good for the body!” ”

“Your implant is simply a stitch, it’s too slippery!” Huang Lei gave Huang Yi a thumbs up, but he couldn’t admire it.

He Jiong also echoed, “In the past, I thought that only veterans like us talked about implantation and could be pervasive, and after seeing Xiao Yi’s technique, I finally knew what it is to call the back wave of the Yangtze River pushing the front wave, and the front wave died on the beach!” ”

“It’s really amazing!” Huang Lei also nodded, “Okay, let’s go!” ”

“We can take a picture first, and wait for Dahua to come back and go to the field together, anyway, the guests don’t come so early!” He Jiong said.

“Yes, Mr. Huang, why do you have to take a picture with your gas stove or something!” Huang Yi obviously didn’t want to get off the ground so quickly, so he said.

It’s too tiring to work or something.

Huang Yi just wants to be a happy salted fish…

He Jiong began to take pictures of Huang Lei, among which he also typed a few advertisements for his mobile phone, making the water friends in the live broadcast room constantly send “red fire trance” and “2333”…

I have to say that Huang Yi and He Jiong are both old rivers and lakes, and they know how to take pictures to be interesting.

Just like now, if it is an honest photo, then naturally there is no need to broadcast, you can put the steel ring of the gas stove on the head, it will be much more interesting immediately, so that everyone will also think of Sun Wukong!

Seeing this steel ring, Huang Yi suddenly thought of a sentence… I can’t love you if I put on a tight hoop, and I can’t save you if I put it on!

It seems that the big talk Westward Journey has not yet been in this world, so why not make it yourself?

Of course, this question soon became tangled in Huang Yi’s mind.

Because…… It’s a bit risky.

It’s true that Journey to the West is a classic, but in fact, its box office is very dismal, even if it is re-released later, the box office is not particularly ideal.

But there are a lot of other movies in his mind that can be a hit…

But wouldn’t it be a pity if such a classic movie didn’t appear?

As a loyal fan of Xingye, his inner core suddenly gave birth to an impulse…

Shoot it!

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