Lord of Puluo

2nd

Eat when you are hungry.

Judge Bi suddenly said this and then lost his voice.

The fortune teller did not have insight into the skill of spiritual sound and could not hear the sound of the judge's pen, but he sensed a slight change in the atmosphere in the room.

There seemed to be more dewdrops on the speaker of the record player.

"Can't eat, can't eat," the record player murmured, "we still have to rely on this old thing to take our husband outside the city."

The lady is not bad at eating, so she immediately gave up the idea.

But Li Banfeng didn't give up: "Madam, eat him!"

"Ms. sir, this man can't eat first..."

"Eat him quickly."

"If I eat it now, what will happen to my husband..."

Li Banfeng looked at the record player and said, "Don't you listen to me?"

The record player thought about it for a moment, and a cloud of smoke rose from the speaker.

The fortune teller was shocked: "What are you going to do? Young man, don't you want to go out? Do you want to be trapped in this city for the rest of your life?"

I will take you out, I know the way out, I will take you..."

boom!

Li Banfeng kicked the fortune teller, and the fortune teller stumbled and came to the record player.

A whirlwind of loudspeakers rose up, and the fortune teller's soul was swallowed by the lady. There was no complete body on the ground, leaving a lot of scattered flesh and blood.

Li Banfeng looked at Honglian: "Eat!"

Honglian looked at the flesh and blood on the ground but didn't say anything.

She doesn't want to eat vulgar food.

The body of a person who can be repaired is not a common thing.

Isn't this flesh and blood part of the fortune teller?

What's the use of this flesh and blood?

Just for disguise, to make this fortune teller look more human?

No need.

Li Banfeng could tell that he was a ghost because Li Banfeng had a golden eye. When ordinary people entered the City of Fools, they were all ordinary people and could not tell that he was a ghost.

Let’s not think about the purpose of the flesh and blood, but first think about the origin of the flesh and blood.

If these flesh and blood are not part of the fortune teller, they probably are not bred by the fortune teller. He got them from somewhere else.

Thinking of this, a chill ran down Li Banfeng's spine.

The people in the inn have been chasing Li Banfeng, and the fortune tellers have also been following Li Banfeng. Their purpose must be to take a fancy to his flesh and blood.

If Li Banfeng hadn't had the habit of living in a portable home, he would have died in the inn. The innkeeper was a fourth-floor fool, who would definitely be much more difficult to deal with than the fortune teller.

There are still many foolish cultivators in the city, but why didn't they take action against me?

The one who sells plasters, those who watch the excitement, that lady who shows me the way...

That aunt!

She gave me no directions.

She asked me to come inside and drink some water.

If I enter her house, should she take action?

Just like when I entered the inn, I entered the innkeeper's house, so he could kill me.

The others, because I didn't enter the house, couldn't kill me.

Is this the rule of the City of Fools?

But why did the fortune teller want to kill me?

Did I enter his house?

Entered.

The deserted house is his house.

This fortune teller is so insidious, he really tricked me into his house.

Li Banfeng held the record player and kissed the loudspeaker: "Madam, I have figured it all out. Do you think I am much smarter?"

Not only did Li Banfeng wake up a lot, but his wife also woke up a lot.

Chichi~

"Hey, sir, could it be that my little slave also fell into his trap?"

There was silence in the room. After a few seconds, the lady roared, and the three speakers smoked together: "A second-level cultivator made me fall into the trap of a technique. What the hell is this?"

Guren didn't sneer at the record player. Just now, even her thoughts were confused.

Yu Xiu's technique is too powerful.

Li Banfeng sat on the edge of the bed, pondered for a long time, and made a simple and rough plan.

"Madam, I will push out another record player in a while, play music, and introduce the dead souls into the house.

When one was brought in, I would close the door and hand it over to the lady for questioning until she found out how to get out of the city. "

"My lord, it's easy to ask, but it's hard to tell the truth from the lie."

"There's no need to differentiate. I'll catch another one, and my wife will continue to interrogate him. If their confessions match, it will prove that they told the truth."

Chichi~

The lady exhaled a cloud of steam: "This is a solution."

Li Banfeng pushed the windmill record player out of the third room and was about to go out when he suddenly heard Meng De say: "Sir, it's time for you to go to bed."

"Why sleep? Let me fall asleep again?"

Meng De said shyly: "I also contributed in that battle just now."

Li Banfeng said angrily: "What did you do? You scolded me for being immoral and you tricked me. Does this count as your contribution?"

Mengde lowered his head, feeling aggrieved: "This was an unintentional mistake."

Seeing that Li Banfeng was very annoyed, the record player advised him: "Mr., eat something and have a rest for the night. You are exhausted too."

Li Banfeng ate two cans and fell asleep on the bed amid Meng De's beautiful singing.

The record player said to the month card: "We have to fight tomorrow, don't let him have nightmares! You didn't fight well today, I won't punish you, and I won't let you off easy next time."

Mengde quickly saluted: "Thank you, Madam, for your generosity."

The judge pen snorted and said: "It's still too much."

The record player spurted out a stream of steam, burning the judge's pen red: "What is too much?"

"snort!"

It was quite painful to be burned, but Judge Bi was too lazy to hide and was still lying in the same place.

…

That night, when Li Banfeng arrived at Tieyang Mountain, Rong Yeguang was not there, leaving only Lu Xiaolan to guard the mountain gate.

Li Banfeng used his personal belongings to sneak into the village, killed Lu Xiaolan, and robbed him of 100,000 yuan. Then he burned down the entire village!

"Hahahaha!" Li Banfeng stood in the middle of the village and laughed wildly.

Then Li Banfeng woke up.

Such a good dream, just woke up.

He couldn't remember most of the things in the dream, but Li Banfeng knew it was a good dream.

Looking at Li Banfeng's ferocious eyes, Mengde kept trembling in the calendar: "Sir, you woke up from a dream and smiled. It's really not my fault. Madam, please say something."

Li Banfeng didn't have the intention to deal with Mengde. He wanted to go out to catch the souls of the dead. The record player stopped Li Banfeng and said, "My lord, go ask Judge Bi. He seems to have a way to deal with foolish cultivators."

What can he do?

But he did speak yesterday.

Li Banfeng picked up the judge's pen and sincerely asked for advice: "Brother Bi, if you have a way out of the city, just tell me. You definitely don't want to be trapped here."

Judge Bi has been brewing for a long time and has the desire to express it, but is too lazy to say it.

He probably couldn't explain a sentence clearly, so Li Banfeng changed his question: "Tell me first, does the method I think of work?"

"Too many." Judge Bi said only two words.

Li Banfeng was not angry. He carefully tried to figure out the meaning of these two words: "Are you saying that I think too much or do too much?"

"A lot of them."

"Why are there so many?"

"Someone is watching."

What cruel person?

"Do you have an easier way?"

"Alas," Judge Bi sighed, waited for more than two minutes, and said four words, "A fool has a thousand worries..."

Li Banfeng had heard this idiom before: A fool will always succeed after thinking a lot.

"But according to what you mean, I still think less."

Judge Bi felt helpless. After waiting for two minutes, he said four more words: "Worry about gains and losses."

A fool is worried about gains and losses?

What kind of idiom is this?

new

"Brother Bi, I don't understand."

Judge Bi said helplessly: "If you want to go out of town, just leave."

"I can't get out! If I can get out, why bother with this?"

The record player became impatient: "Mr. sir, it's the slave's fault. Don't ask him anymore. Let's do business."

Li Banfeng pushed the windmill record player to the door when he suddenly heard the judge write: "If you are not enlightened, pay me back your money!"

He said so many words at once, and Li Banfeng couldn't react.

What capital?

broken!

When he was in Baiman Valley, Judge Bi once moved Qiu Xiangxiang to more than two miles.

He had been too lazy to ask for capital, but now he suddenly asked.

He worked hard at that time. If we counted the cost, Li Banfeng would have been lazy for a long time.

This is how to do?

"Brother Bi, let's discuss it and wait until I leave the City of Fools..."

late.

Li Banfeng was halfway through speaking and was too lazy to continue.

Judge Bi has already gotten his capital back.

He looked back at his bed, he wanted to lie down.

Don't sit down if you can.

No, you can't lie down.

This time I lay down, I don't know how long I have to lie down.

The key is still outside. After a fight with a fortune teller yesterday, Li Banfeng threw it away in an abandoned house.

Keeping it in the house like this is not an option. The foolish cultivator is so treacherous. If he had an accomplice, he might have picked it up.

No matter what, I have to go out and take a look, at least I have to change the key.

This piece of shit called the Judge’s Pen needs to be paid for today. Damn it...

Forget it, I'm too lazy to teach him a lesson.

Li Banfeng gritted his teeth and pushed open the door, then looked back at the windmill record player.

Push it out?

Push it for what? So heavy.

Li Banfeng just went out empty-handed, not even bothering to bring a magic weapon with him.

After leaving the room, Li Banfeng picked up the key and wanted to go back and lie down.

No, you have to find a place for the key first.

Is there a good place in this house?

Since you want to be on guard against fortune-telling accomplices, you definitely can’t hide the key in the house.

Go out and have a look, maybe there is a good place outside.

After leaving the door, Li Banfeng looked around. The outside of the deserted house sounded empty, and there was no good place to hide the key.

Why do I keep thinking about hiding keys?

Don’t I want to go out of town?

This road is quite wide. If we keep walking forward, can we get out of the city?

How can such a good thing happen? You can't get out after two days of walking. You want to get out after just wandering around?

Forget it, let's go back and lie down.

Looking back at the deserted house behind him, Li Banfeng hesitated again.

After Chudu came out, he was too lazy to go back.

Why don't you go back and continue walking out?

That's quite tiring too.

How about we lie down on the spot?

…

Li Banfeng's will was still strong, and he resisted the urge to lie down on the ground and sleep, and walked forward along the alley.

Get out of the city, I want to get out of the city!

After walking for a while, the alley turned a corner.

If I want to go out of town, I should walk in a straight line. Should I climb over the wall?

Forget it, climbing over the wall is too tiring.

It doesn't matter if you turn a little, just follow this road.

Walking forward in a daze, Li Banfeng's concentration and laziness fought against each other, without thinking about anything else.

After crossing the alley and walking to the street, an old woman in front asked: "My child, are you lost? Come to Auntie's place for a bowl of water."

You tricked me into drinking water, so you didn’t order anything fresh?

Li Banfeng walked forward without saying a word, he was too lazy to speak.

Not long after walking, I saw the plaster seller again: "This is my ancestral secret recipe. It works as soon as you apply it. My friend, you have used my plaster. Do you think it works or not?"

My friend, please tell me something. If it doesn’t work, I’ll compensate you 10,000 yuan. Let’s go to my house to get the money now! "

Your magical medicine ball!

Go to your house to get money, enter your house, and then kill me?

Do you think I will be fooled by you?

Li Banfeng was too lazy to pay attention to him.

There was a juggler in front of him. He put a piece of white paper in his hands and rubbed it, and it turned into a dove and flew away.

The juggler shouted to Li Banfeng: "I have two sets of tricks. Does this friend want to learn them?"

If you want to learn how to reward two people, just do it for fun. If you don't want to learn how to slap me, just do it for me. "

Li Banfeng didn't bother to look at him.

Not long after they left, a man who looked like a doctor came up with a medicine box on his back and said, "Friend, you have a pimple on your face. It's a pimple on your face. I'll order it for you for a dime."

Li Banfeng didn't even bother to scold him.

I don’t even know who my parents are, and you tell me this.

…

There's a breakfast vendor in front of me. He seems to recognize me. Do you need to go around?

I've seen it before, it's a hard detour and I won't let you go!

Further ahead is You Lai Inn, do you have to go around it this time?

Don’t go around!

Just because I kept wandering around, I couldn't find the city gate!

I can’t believe that the group of people in the inn have been staring at me!

Even if they keep staring at me, there is no need to be afraid.

If you can beat me, fight, if you can't beat me, run away, no matter what you go around!

After walking like this for more than two hours, Li Banfeng looked up and found that he had reached the city gate.

Out?

Is this coming out?

Don't think about anything, just come out!

This is too...

Forget it, it doesn’t matter.

Li Banfeng was too lazy to be happy.

He decided to run away and leave this place immediately.

After hesitating for a while, Li Banfeng gave up.

Can't run.

Too tired.

Go slowly.

The lady said that there is only one Taoist sect in the world that can restrain the foolish cultivator, but she is unable to fight against it.

Could it be that this Taoist sect is just too lazy to cultivate?

Does it mean that he is unable to fight in a literal sense?

It's not because the lazy cultivator can't beat it, but it's because the lazy cultivator is too lazy to fight?

Is this really the case?

Li Banfeng was too lazy to think about it.

After walking for more than ten miles, a middle-aged man stood in front of him.

Li Banfeng was too lazy to look at him, but he felt that this man looked familiar.

Who?

Sun Tiecheng!

Orion!

This bastard!

I was going to Tieyang Mountain, and he took me to Fool's City!

When we entered the city, you took me to a black shop!

This disaster I suffered was all caused by you, and you still dare to wait for me here.

"You..." Li Banfeng glared at Sun Tiecheng, and then continued on his way.

I'm too lazy to argue with him.

Sun Tiecheng still looked honest and courteous. He stopped Li Banfeng and said, "Sir, please come over and say a word."

"No." Li Banfeng was too lazy to speak.

"Li Qi, you passed my exam."

He knows my name is Li Qi!

What did he mean by taking the exam?

Li Banfeng didn't bother to ask.

"Li Qi, don't leave in a hurry, I have something good for you!"

Li Banfeng was too lazy to ask for it.

"Li Qi, stay here!" Sun Tiecheng found a bed somewhere and placed it in front of Li Banfeng.

This is so vicious!

Do you think I will be fooled by you?

After struggling for a moment, Li Banfeng lay on the bed, yawned and said, "Just tell me."

PS: Eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are sleepy, rest when you are tired, and if you want to go out, just go out!

Lazy cultivation is so pure.