Madman in a Fantasy World

101. Omae and Mo Shindeiro

A week has passed since the day of the contest.

‘Time flies so damn fast.’

It seems like yesterday that we were invited as professors at the academy, but it has been almost two months since we came to the academy as professors.

“Hmm… what should I do now?”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean the professor.”

As I promised with Lucia in the first place, I’ve filled the 1-2 months, now I’m free to decide when to quit.

Honestly, if you’ve been empty for two months, isn’t it time to admit it? By this time, it was time to achieve A-class and see S-class.

If I stay longer, I think my main job will become a professor rather than an adventurer.

If you still hear people talking about parachutes, I’ll personally change my job to a wanted criminal.

“It doesn’t really matter, but it feels like it’s been around for a very long time.”

“Because there was a lot of this and that.”

There was an invasion of Behemoths, an invasion of demons, and a duel.

Other than that, if you look at the small things, there are many, but the important thing is that they all happened in a short period of less than two months.

“I was debating whether to quit soon or go see one more event.”

“What’s the next event?”

“Toilet bastard growth event.”

“What will happen when you grow up?”

“Will the toilet seat turn into a toilet?”

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What would happen if the toilet had grown up?

I wish I could get a bidet sooner rather than later.

“Then, what do you think, Yui-san?”

“Me? I don’t mind having more! The students often hand out snacks!”

Yui’s eyes lit up.

He always bites on candy or sweets one by one.

Kids get a bad habit if you give them too many snacks.

“By the way… it’s Arthur’s event, so why do you want to go see it?”

“The next event is a little fun.”

“If Luke-sama says it’s fun, isn’t it a bit dangerous…?”

“It’s not dangerous.”

The toilet, not me.

“Did you say what’s the next event? Next is the curse.”

“…the name seems dangerous enough.”

“The name sounds good, but in reality it’s nothing special.”

Really, literally.

In the first place, if this wasn’t Arthur himself, it wouldn’t be a serious event at all.

When people see it, everyday life continues as if nothing had happened.

Do you know the fairy tale Frog Prince? It is an event inspired by it.

This time, the black magic that has been appearing over and over again appears. Demons gather in a corner of the empire and activate something like the magic circle we saw in Behemoth the other day.

The magic circle is transformation magic, and the demons turn Arthur, who is the most threatening to the demons and themselves, into a frog.

Then, isn’t it obvious after that? The way to break the curse is a ridiculously princess kiss.

In this case, the main heroine can be said to be a minor role of the princess.

Richie has no interest in whether or not something like a frog fools around in front of her, and Tia understandably hates frogs.

“That was the funniest thing in the original story. Tia almost killed Arthur who turned into a frog.”

“Will you kill me?”

“…isn’t that too cruel?”

“No, wouldn’t it be strange if there was a controversy over Tia’s personality?”

– Tia Inseong, who kills me right away because I don’t like it.

-Tiacoin Hell. prior to delisting. Destruction like a dog in Tiasadan.

It wouldn’t be strange if there were comments like this.

“But the situation is the situation.”

At first, even Tia avoids it, because no one wants to get close to something she doesn’t like.

Even so, stupid Arthur continues to follow Tia. So, from Tia’s point of view, she must have wanted to kill her.

Think about it, if I’m dipping sweet and sour pork, but my friend keeps following me and pours all the sauce on my sweet and sour pork.

Even if I endured it the first few times, after the third time, I stabbed the bastard’s eyes out with the chopsticks in front of my eyes.

In fact, Arthur was wrong at that level. Why are you chasing someone you hate when there are so many other heroines? This kind of sympathetic public opinion was formed.

For reference, the part that Arthur grows in the curse event is curse immunity. The curse immunity is a bit tight in return for the equivalent exchange of death, but it seems to be an event that is not a big deal except for the person himself.

“But, Mr. Luke, I have a question. You said that Arthur, who is the most threatening to the demons, will be turned into a frog.”

“ok.”

“What is the most threatening criterion? Aren’t the deans, Mr. Lucia, and other S-class adventurers more threatening?”

Of course, Lucia and other S-class adventurers are much stronger than the current toilet.

“Still, they’re not to the extent that the irrationality unique to demons won’t work.”

Didn’t you see Lucia came out injured at the last event?

It is described several times in the work, but demons are originally the crystallization of such irrationality. No matter how strong an individual’s force may be, it renders it mostly useless.

The reason Arthur comes to mind there is, arguably, because of light magic. Arthur destroys all the techniques of the demon tribe, which are said to be unreasonable, with one twinkling light. Then, from the point of view of the demons, how fucked up would it be?

“And since Arthur kills the most demons and demons. That will play a part too.”

“But… didn’t Luke kill the most demons and demons?”

uh? I heard it, is it really like that?

does this happen?

“No? But am I okay?”

Status ailment resistance I have.

If I didn’t get it wrong last time, I know that it resists all kinds of status ailments, including curses.

So even if you cast such a poor curse, it won’t work. If you want to mutate me, you must come to the demon level.

“Okay. I’ll have to wait until the next event.”

“As you just said, isn’t it an event that doesn’t benefit Luke-sama?”

“Uh huh. What are you talking about?”

It’s funny how the toilet that turned into a frog almost got killed by the heroine.

“I’m sure you guys will like it too.”

***

“The next practice is survival.”

These were the words of Lucia, who came to see us resting at the inn.

“what?”

“The next exercise is Survival on a Deserted Island.”

I didn’t ask because I didn’t hear it, but it’s a bit shocking to hear it again.

No, survival is an event that only comes out in the second semester.

Why are you already out there? Give me the fuck back my frog event.

To not see the toilet turned into a frog… I tried to get him to mate with a female frog.

Disappointment strikes like a tidal wave.

“Why?”

“Originally, we were supposed to move on to practice after sufficient theory classes, but due to a recent incident, we decided to change the order of the curriculum a bit.”

In short, it doesn’t mean that the order of theory and practice was changed because there were too many raids by demons and demons.

At a glance, it seems to be an intention to increase the power of each student, but it has come out too often recently.

Even in the original game, it doesn’t roll this much, but a guy who shouldn’t have appeared originally came out and the Behemoth event was able to be blocked, but it was brought forward.

‘In the end, it’s self-employment…’

Well, it’s not just demons that something changes with the butterfly effect.

Now, it’s not fiction, it’s reality, but people can think and move on their own, and even monsters can do that.

“Then what should we do?”

“You just have to hunt down the B-class or higher monsters on the island. It’s still too early for first-year students to deal with.”

Why did you release the students to such a battlefield, but there was a background like that.

What Lucia just said is a setting that does not appear in the novel.

When I saw it as a novel, I thought it was just an island with a lot of D- and C-class monsters, but I thought the professors were rolling behind it.

“Okay. When is the survival?”

“Three days later.”

No time to prepare.

“I’ll explain it later, but do you have any more questions now?”

“yes.”

“Okay. Then I’ll leave.”

Soon after, Lucia returned.

Then, Luna, who had been listening politely until now, approached me and asked a question insinuatingly.

“Wasn’t the professor quitting?”

“I was originally going to do that, but before I go out, I’ll get one more skill and go.”

“Skill…?”

“Uh. Demons appear during survival.”

“Again…?”

“I know yeah.”

At this point, I was mistaken that demons and demons were not common.

Certainly, according to the setting, it was said that it was difficult to meet even once in a lifetime.

Then, how many times have kids attending the academy won first place in the lottery?

“Tsk tsk. It would have been nice if we had just had a theory class. I thought I’d try something.”

Poor Lucia.

I brought up the survival show with good intentions, but you didn’t know that it would become a battlefield.

“Still, with the professors and the dean openly speaking, can demons come out?”

“Ah, that’s okay. Mine comes as a free gift, so you can come out confidently.”

“Yes···?”

In the first place, doing survival means that it is a very large place.

No matter how small it is, do you think it will be possible to move from end to end of the island in a short time?

“Do you remember the demon you killed here last time?”

“Ah… you mean that student?”

“All the demons he pacified came out at that time.”

Then the professors must be busy killing those demons.

Students who were once his students.

“In the first place, the purpose of the demons coming out of there is not massacre. Their purpose is to run away.”

lets think. There is a disaster called an S-class adventurer nearby, do you want to die immediately or be sealed again as soon as you are released from the seal?

Of course, running away is the primary goal. The secondary purpose is to kill students who are on the run.

Buying time to escape is the students who have mutated into demons.

While the demon is killed by the professor and the dean, the demon escapes there.

Now that I see it, it has its own possibilities.

“I’m asking just in case… What kind of demons are there?”

“Hex.”

“…wouldn’t it be better to tell Mr. Riche about that information?”

“why me?”

Do you think information is being spread around like that?

It’s annoying, but information is far more expensive than material things.

“No, wait.”

Wouldn’t it be bad to tell you?

I tried to change my life and searched for it, but in the end I couldn’t do anything and collapsed, helplessness and despair.

It would be quite fun to see it from the side.

“Okay. Let’s go tell him.”

***

So, I went to Riche to tell me the information.

“Omae and Mo Shindeiro.”

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