Madman in a Fantasy World

114. no i don’t have

[Arrested on charges of academy student theft and terrorism.]

When I woke up in the morning and opened the newspaper, such a sentence was the first thing that caught my eye. It was written in such a big way that even if I didn’t want to see it, I could see it automatically.

The content was that an academy student was arrested by the Imperial Knights at dawn on charges of theft and terrorism, but it was not written at all about who stole what and where the terror was.

Well, who would say that they robbed a secret auction house that they had been hiding. Then you have to reveal the hidden location.

“Ehh. The end of the world. It’s the end of the world. You’re doing theft and terrorism without studying what the student says you should do.”

Luna and Richie approached me as I folded the newspaper and threw it in a corner.

“Didn’t Luke-sama make it that way…”

“right.”

“It’s a bad habit to blame others like that.”

Of course, I don’t deny that I made it that way. Why? because you said so I’m going to have to suffer a little bit. So far, at every important moment, I’ve been doing weird things, so I’ve cleaned up all the shit. Can you clean up my shit for me? Originally, the main character is like that.

“Rather than that, I was called to the imperial family, but if I made a mistake, wouldn’t I be able to come out?”

“Where is the main character like that?”

Well, in terms of the story, there could be a level of being imprisoned. But if you ask me if that is my whole life, I can say with certainty that it is not.

“Tia will do something.”

I don’t know how they did it, but Tia and Stella have already accumulated a lot of likes. Among them, Tia is the daughter of a marquis. Unlike Richie, the place where the daughter’s fool’s father is located is the Marquis of Roseberry, so if Tia wishes, she will be happy to help get the toilet bowl out. Since Stella is from a commoner, all she can do is help prove the toilet’s alibi.

In the first place, the Empire is not an idiot, and a little investigation reveals that the toilet is not the culprit. The one I used is a supersword, and the toilet just uses a longsword. The weapon they use is different, and the bast mask is an artifact that only changes their face, so their body shape must be different from mine.

“I’ll be released soon anyway.”

The reason why the empire forcibly restrained the toilet was to show the auction house information that we were trying to find the culprit.

“Being a hero is somehow possible…”

Richie muttered the word protagonist as if it were a panacea.

“So you’re not the main character?”

These days, I feel more sorry for villains. If they somehow manage to kill them, they’ll resurrect from somewhere and then kick in front of them again. Honestly, at that point, I wonder if the main character is a baby that is worse than a cockroach.

“I wonder what kind of guy I like in the novel hang out with.”

“Even though the Arthur of the novel is frustrating, it’s better than the guy who looks like a toilet.”

If Arthur in the novel is tagged with a sense of justice, sweet potato, and harem, it is clear that the current toilet is tagged with yomi bird, chestnut sweet potato, and no notice.

“Anyway, let’s move now.”

We got up from our seats. I have to eat breakfast, and I have to work as an adventurer again from today.

***

After breakfast, the first place we headed was not the adventurer’s guild, but the blacksmith’s. It was because I needed to check what minerals Luna got yesterday, and I also had to make Luna’s new weapon. You can’t just use an iron sword forever. Even if I can’t do it now, I have to catch an A-rank monster.

– With my daughter.

When I opened the door and went in, I heard the long-awaited sound of a bell. Inside, the old man, as always, was reading the newspaper, flying flies. I’m not gay, but even if I’m a man, it’s nice to see him after a long time. I’m also a regular who goes in and out of this place quite a lot.

“What is it? Was it you kid?”

The man with the newspaper neatly folded to one side said the first thing he said when our eyes met.

“Your uncle was also watching it.”

“Ah… you mean this?”

“what do you think?”

“These days, the status of the academy has fallen a lot. Demons, theft, and terrorism. When it came to the academy, I didn’t even pay attention to people like us.”

Uncle’s Latte Is Horse. However, seeing the man hammering here, the credibility is considerable.

“Moreover, since you haven’t come for a while, I thought you were really dead this time. Where the hell did you do that?”

“I was working as a temporary professor at the academy. So-called dispatch. Because I was so competent, I even did that kind of thing.”

“You mean?”

The uncle laughed heartily, as if he knew what I was saying was a lie. Well, I can laugh like that because I don’t know why I did such a troublesome thing. I simply pulled out something that could prove my skills. Then, the old man’s smile disappeared.

“That’s it?”

“You know what?”

What I showed you is an adventurer’s badge made of silver. This was a certified badge proving that he was a B-class adventurer. There is no way that the man who has seen many adventurers doesn’t know what this is.

“No… really, you’re a B-class? Already…?”

“If I hadn’t been dispatched to the academy, I’d still be in A-level.”

If I hadn’t grabbed the pod for nothing, I would have been able to become an A-class long ago. Well, now that I’ve returned to being an adventurer, Luke, I’m sure I’ll get A rank soon.

“But you said you went to work at the academy, so you made another girlfriend?”

During the conversation, the old man said, looking at Richie who was standing behind me. Hee hee, look at this man? If people who don’t know me hear it, they’ll think I’m an adventurer trying to make a girlfriend.

“Hello. I’m Luke’s girlfriend, Richie Winchester.”

“Why are you my girlfriend?”

“no?”

Richie Thanks to you, I became a golden sun to someone. Of course, he was a cheap guy even in the golden sun. Anyway, there is a need to argue against the uncle’s words, which contain a nuance that I went to the academy to make a girlfriend.

“Mister, have you heard that bees are attracted to beautiful flowers?”

I’m a real man, so I’m far from saying I’m beautiful, but I’ve been tricked by handsome or wealthy men. I didn’t twist it, they twisted it on their own. In fact, I started with Luna, who followed her on her own, tried to kill Yui, and tried to expel Richie.

“Whoa… Yeah. I’m assuming you’re right. What did you come here for today? If you came, it wouldn’t be anything out of the ordinary.”

After you ask, why is the response that you have no choice but to trust me?

“I don’t know if it’s normal or not, so I brought it.”

I pulled out from my inventory something that looked like green iron from the auction house yesterday. The old man’s eyes widened when he saw it.

“This···?!”

“You know?”

“no.”

what. The reaction was as if he had brought something great. This man, after not working for a while, did he lose his mind? Because I am pitiful, I have to use the country a lot.

“I need to make a weapon out of this, can you make one?”

“of course.”

“I thought you didn’t know.”

“How many things do I know in the world?

That’s right. If you couldn’t make it because you didn’t know the material, all blacksmiths in this world would disappear. If you don’t know, it’s a blacksmith to research and make.

“Then what can I make with this?”

“How long do you think it will take to make two daggers?”

“Hmm… It’s a material I’ve never seen before, so if it’s easy to forge, it’s two days, if it’s difficult, it’s three days.”

“Can’t you make a rocket in one day?”

“…there is no such thing.”

The service is poor. In my previous life, there is a service that delivers parcels in one day. People here seem to be very relaxed. Hey, so if we don’t get help from something like Arthur, we’ll perish.

“Sheesh. Okay. Then I’ll see you in two days.”

***

After entrusting the request to the uncle and leaving the forge, we headed to our next destination, the adventurer’s guild.

“It’s awkward to look at the adventurer’s guild building after always looking at the academy building.”

“Get used to it. This is your job now.”

Richie, who was an academy student, rarely comes to the Adventurer’s Guild. In the novel, it’s all about following Arthur from time to time. Other than that, I can count them on my hands. But now that you have dropped out of the academy and are going to go with me, you should be able to come and go to the adventurer’s guild like a house.

He took Richie, who was still in a mess with the guild, and headed straight to the reception desk to announce his return.

“Adela. We’re here.”

“Ah… was today the day of your return?”

It’s been a while for Adela, but her complexion looks good, probably because the truth has diminished a lot these days. much more than before.

“It seems that the truth has decreased a lot lately?”

“Yes?”

“I hope your complexion has improved a lot.”

At those words, Adela caressed her cheek as if she didn’t know. Then, with a calm expression.

“…The person who was the most truthful has not been seen these days.”

How much of a nuisance would Adela be to say the truth? I’m curious about your face

“By the way, your party has increased by one compared to before you went to the academy, right?”

“Somehow it happened.”

“Well… I’m not going to intervene, but the end of the men who were heavily biased towards women was always bad, so I recommend not adding more.”

So is Uncle, so is Adela. Everyone is interested in the girls around me. But why are you talking like I’m a flirt?

“Rather than that. Please give me some compensation for dispatching to the academy. They say they left it to you.”

“Yes. Wait a minute.”

below the reception. There was a clicking sound, and a bag that wasn’t small fell into Adela’s hand. I don’t know how much, but there’s no way someone called the dean filled it with silver coins. Just hearing the sound makes my mouth water.

“hehehe… Yui. Let’s go eat something delicious tonight.”

“Yes? How much?!”

“As expensive and delicious as possible.”

I can see the wagging tail that Yui doesn’t have. Maybe he’s a prisoner too.

“Did you come today just to get your reward?”

“No. Now we have to find something to do. But how long do we have to go to rank A?”

“It depends on the request, but if you do one big thing, I think you can do it right away.”

That’s right. Then I’ll have to make one with the biggest one. After receiving the money bag from Adela, I headed to the request board, but the atmosphere in the guild suddenly became chaotic. But it didn’t feel very good. I’ve been like this a few times in the past, because I got involved every time.

‘a. If it gets involved again, up to 100 million.’

Let’s not mind. I turned my attention to the bulletin board and was looking for any interesting quests.

“Is there a human named Luke here?”