Madman in a Fantasy World

Chapter 38

38. Deluxe ☆ Bomber

After educating the pig, the pig lost its tail and ran away.

By now, I’m sure he’s busy going and telling him.

Even so, Isaac would only pretend to listen.

It would have been fine if I just killed it like usual.

‘Do you avoid poop because you’re afraid of it? I avoid it because it’s dirty.’

I don’t want to let that dirty thing touch my dragon slayer either.

After that, we played tango tango until evening.

It was also in the evening when the vampires were active, and since I had traveled a long distance, I also wanted to rest.

and that evening.

It wasn’t until the time when the moon rose in mid-heaven and all the street lights were turned off, that Luna and I headed out of the county to resolve the request.

“So. Are you saying that what’s happening is because of the vampire?”

“uh.”

Vampire.

All disappearances in the county are the work of these guys.

In this world, vampires are treated as monsters like goblins and war wolves.

But apart from treating them as monsters, they know how to talk and think.

The reason why such guys are already appearing is because of the gap with other monsters.

In other novels, vampires have a very strong image, but here there are many monsters that are stronger than those strong vampires.

Even if you go straight to C rank, there will be plenty of monsters stronger than vampires.

“For what reason?”

“Do monsters need a reason for their actions?”

Actually, there is a reason.

They say it’s to let them know that they are superior to humans and to revive themselves.

But I don’t remember the details of the monster’s story.

‘You don’t have to remember, do you? After all, they’re the ones who are going to die.’

“How did Luke-sama know that information…?”

“I saw it in a novel.”

“…If you don’t want to tell me, say no.”

“It’s true.”

Eh tsk tsk.

I don’t believe it because I don’t like all of this.

If it was a heroine whose affinity level exceeded 100, they would believe me even if I said I was going to make gold with shit.

Well, who would believe me if I told you that the world you live in is the world in a novel and I am from another world?

Every time I read novels, they restrict me from saying that I am a regressor or a possessor, but no one believes me even if I don’t bother to do that.

Even on Earth, if you say to your friend, ‘Hey, actually, the world we live in is a movie world, and I’m from another world,’ the answer would be, ‘Go to a mental hospital.’

“By the way, Mr. Luke. Are we going in the right direction?”

“Where is this?”

“·······.”

***

“Soon. At this rate, it will be over within the next few days.”

“You will… be punished… black…”

“Talk as much as you like. Once you wake up, we will first head to the nearest city, kill all the humans, and make it our territory.”

Just a few days left now.

That’s how you feel too.

Is there really no salvation for me?

The man who approached her, who was holding out with all sorts of faces, said.

“You are really stupid. You were born with the destiny of being a queen, yet you forsake your own people and despise vampirism.”

“Because I wanted it… I wasn’t born that way…!”

Vampires crave blood if they don’t vampirize for a long time due to the vampiric urge.

However, she was born with the grandiose name of queen, and even if she does not vampirize, the urge to vampirize does not come.

It was just an illusion.

The grandiose name of a queen.

Just like ants and bees have queens.

she was a coward

Being only a few decades old to a vampire who lives hundreds of years, she knew the world very well, unlike older vampires.

A frog in a well

What will change if you wake up?

The world is overflowing with strong monsters and overflowing with strong humans.

Even if the outer cities were occupied right away, they would fall within a month.

It is just a foolish act to do so even when you know that your future is only death.

Even if he wanted to escape somehow, all he could do was wait for the end, which he did not know when.

She gently closed her eyes.

“Now it seems that you have obeyed.”

the man said

– Knock!

It was then.

A vampire burst through the door and hurriedly said,

“It’s a big deal! The mansion is on fire!”

“·······?”

Both she and the man who were bound by the sound made absurd expressions.

***

30 minutes to wander through the forest with Luna.

Fortunately, we were able to reach our destination.

“…I wish I had known the way.”

“Ah, one can get lost.”

If you can find your way just by looking at the sentence ‘A mansion in the forest’, that person is not a person, but a god.

It took me a while to get lost, but I finally found it.

A mansion in the forest that is suspicious to anyone.

That spooky mansion where witches and ghosts appear is the secret hideout of vampires.

“Luke, there are people over there.”

“You’ve come to the right place.”

In the direction Luna pointed, it looked like a human… but if you look closely, there’s a vampire.

A low-end vampire carrying a bag was walking towards the front door of the mansion.

Perhaps that bag is the one to feed the queen. Where else have you been kidnapped?

Come to think of it, there was something I wanted to do when I met a vampire, but I have to do it now.

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

for kidnapping?

“kidnap.”

I sneaked over to the vampire carrying a bag and stood behind him.

“ASMrrr~~~~~~~~~”

It was already too late when the vampire, startled by the unfamiliar ASMR that did not exist in this world, turned around.

I didn’t faint, I just grabbed him by the hair and dragged him by force.

Unexpectedly, her hair is her weak point, and if she gets caught and dragged along, she can’t even attempt a counterattack worthy of a counterattack.

That’s why soldiers shave their heads.

“Luna, I caught you. Get ready.”

“Can’t you just kill me…?”

“I’m honestly curious.”

How would it feel for those who have always sucked other people’s blood to suck their own blood?

I was curious, so I invited Mr. Mogi as a special guest today.

Close to a hundred mosquitoes.

The last time I moved for a short time, it came out a lot, but I couldn’t come out this time after moving through the forest for several hours.

Of course I caught them all.

I didn’t know I’d be writing today.

“Here, eat a lot.”

“Wh-what are you doing! Stop it! Stop!!”

“Silence Punch!!”

“Keah!!”

Technical name Silent Punch.

Occasionally, in RPG games, there is a debuff called silence that seals magic for wizards.

True to its technical name, it blocks its muzzle and at the same time prevents blood-sucking.

“Oh gu oh gu. Eat well, my babies. hehehehe.”

It’s good to see you eating well.

I wonder if vampire blood is delicious, but since vampires would have sucked human blood anyway, wouldn’t that be no different from human blood?

“So how is it? How does it feel to be vampiric after always vamping?”

Of course, being sucked by mosquitoes does not kill or die.

Wouldn’t it be unknown if the whole body was surrounded by mosquitoes like One Punch Man?

“Bruh… of uh…”

“Ah. I used a silence spell.”

Silence Magic (Physical).

It’s a super-simple magic that even people without magic can use, but unfortunately it’s impossible to dispel.

In order to cancel that, I’ll have to bring a King God Healer who can restore the teeth that have already been blown off.

Unfortunately, we didn’t have a healer.

“What do we do······.”

no Even if you can’t speak, aren’t there many ways to communicate?

For example, body language that is used universally. Text used by those who have aphasia, one of the disabilities that cannot speak, or those who have to refrain from speaking due to vocal cord nodules.

“We can communicate in writing!”

“But don’t you have paper and pen?”

“Luna. There is a dying message in the world.”

A dying message is a message left by a dying victim in a murder case.

The vampire in front of me isn’t dead yet, but it’s no different in that it will die soon.

And the important point here is that these dying messages are usually written in one’s own blood.

Therefore, there is a way to write even if you do not have paper and pen right now.

“Luna, cut off her finger.”

“If you’re going to write, you don’t need to cut it…?”

“You won’t recognize if you don’t have enough ink. It’s better to have more than not enough.”

“You seem to have a lot of things to do today. Usually, you do it yourself.”

“Do the delicate task of cutting off one finger like a girl with my sword?

Luna cut off the tip of the vampire’s index finger.

“uuu!!!!!!!!!!”

The blood flowing from his fingers didn’t stop.

Well, the joints are cut off, but if it stops, that’s weird.

“Come on! Hurry up and write your impressions!”

“Uhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

under. This is the most irritating time.

Why is it so difficult to write an article?

When these bastards kill people, they would have killed them hahahaha, but why do they suffer so much as if they had lost the whole world when they were harmed?

Annoyed, I just pulled out my greatsword and cut off his head.

[ Level Up! Check your status! ]

“Eh, let’s go to finish work. I’m annoyed.”

“Yes. I will prepare it before entering.”

“What? Why go in there?”

“···Yes?”

I’m really curious, whether it’s in the movie or the novel, why do you go in when you know what’s coming out?

‘There are rumors that ghosts are coming out of this mansion!’

It’s true and whatever it is, it looks suspicious at first glance.

So why not just not go in?

“Luna. Take this.”

“This···.”