Madman in a Fantasy World

63. call

the next morning.

When I opened my eyes, it was a familiar ceiling.

“Ao-san’s hair…”

I must have had a glass of beer in my memory yesterday, but what kind of hangover do you have?

never drink again

Why do people like such bitter and tasteless things and drink them like that?

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My head hurts, so I wanted to get some sleep, so I turned over to cover myself with the blanket, but I felt something soft on both sides.

When I turned my head, Luna was on the left.

This time, when I turned around, Yui was on the right.

King Slime on the left.

On the right is a small slime.

‘Woohyo! It’s the best in the world!’

Even though my head hurts so much, I feel great.

***

After sleeping again and waking up.

“Head hurts···.”

What is it that makes your head hurt so much?

It’s harder now than before falling asleep.

Is this just a hangover?

Even the speed is bad.

What an Alsseuin body.

I had never drank alcohol in my previous life, but I was convinced that it would be better than this.

Come to think of it, didn’t I get a skill called resistance to abnormal conditions?

‘Status.’

[ Information ]

Name: Luke

Gender: Male

Age: 20

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Mana: 0 / 0

Level: 90

[ skill ]

Inventory (F)

Super Strength (B)

All attribute resistance (A)

Abnormal Status Resistance (B+)

[ Abilities ]

Strength: 72 (+36)

Agility: 10

Intelligence: 0

Stamina: 10

Stat Points: 18

18 stat points left.

When was the last time you opened the status window?

I don’t even remember.

It’s been a while since I’ve opened the status window, so it’s piled up a lot.

-You are piled up.

I immediately thought of a strange meme, but I quickly erased it from my head because I was so disgusted just imagining it that I was going to vomit.

Stats, of course, were all taken on strength.

‘system. Described.’

Thinking so, a blue window appeared.

◈ Skill information

Name: Abnormal Status Resistance

Grade: B+

Description: Resists all kinds of status abnormalities such as poison, paralysis, curse, and slowing.

The description is very short and concise.

Still, I didn’t have a hard time understanding all the explanations in that short sentence.

‘No, but… they say it resists all sorts of status ailments.’

Isn’t a hangover a status ailment?

Can’t you solve this soon!?

Even before going back to sleep, I slept more because my head hurt, but I guess just sleeping and waking up can solve the problem.

“Ugh…”

“Are you okay, Luke?”

“who are you.”

“…This is Luna.”

“I know.”

Luna looked down at me with an expressionless expression as if she was used to it now.

“Seeing as strange as usual, it looks like you’re fine.”

“Luna. I’m suffering from a coin infestation right now. Can you help me?”

“…you’re just hungover.”

“A hangover can’t stop a real man like me.”

It’s clear that this is an infancy!

Otherwise, I don’t have such an appli!

“If you keep talking weird, I’ll scream in your ears.”

“stop!!”

The skill of threatening the master is unusual, Luna.

I wanted you to be smart, but I didn’t want you to be this smart.

“What about Yui?”

“I went down to buy honey water.”

– Kik.

the sound of a door opening.

They said that the tiger would come if I told them, but it seems that they came back just in time.

“Luke, are you okay?”

“No. It’s not okay.”

“Uh… well… what can I do for you?”

“Feed me by mouth.”

Isn’t the water she feeds her mouth real honey?

“Uh, uh…”

“Yui-san. It’s a joke, so you don’t have to.”

“Aha.”

I’m not kidding.

what a waste.

“Drink some honey, Mr. Luke. I bought it.”

“thank you.”

I took the honey water that Yui gave me and drank it.

It’s not like you’ll be fine right away with a drop of honey water, but you’ll be fine after a while.

“Okay. Let’s go to work now.”

“Is it okay if you don’t rest yet?”

“If anyone sees it, you’ll think you ate dozens of bottles yesterday. With just one drink.”

“Who was the one who collapsed from just one cup…”

“Kuhm.”

Wasn’t it my first time drinking yesterday?

Drinking too much alcohol makes you immune!

said on the Internet.

“Even if you don’t go, I can go alone!”

“I didn’t say I wasn’t going…”

I jumped up from the bed with a kick.

And in 10 seconds, he changed his clothes at high speed.

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Men basically have high-speed undressing skills, so it was a simple task.

After leaving the inn, we headed straight to the adventurer’s guild.

These days, when the daily pattern happens, it seems like going to the adventurer’s guild, finishing the quest, eating, and sleeping is all.

Since my job is an adventurer, it was an inevitable procedure.

– Hung-seong-gung-seong.

However, the inside of the guild was somehow noisy.

‘This guy’s guild was like this once.’

Are there monthly events that happen once a month?

Even if I wanted to do that or not, whenever that happened, I was always involved with me, so I went to Adela as usual.

“Adela.”

“Oh, Mr. Luke. Welcome.”

“Why are you making such a fuss again today?”

“A class A monster was found near the sea. I think it’s because we’re recruiting adventurers to join the raid right now.”

But because of the buzz, my head is dizzy, and the feeling that I’ve been feeling unwell since before keeps trying to come up.

“Aha… that’s right.”

“Hey, Mr. Luke, are you sick? You don’t look good…”

“Yes?”

So, do you think you need to do a hangover right now?

“Excuse me, but can I excuse you?”

“···Yes?”

“Wooooooooooooooooeee

“Kyaaa!!”

Tips for vomiting.

If you shake your head up and down while throwing up, you can scatter it like a metal slug zombie.

Even during speedruns, they intentionally become zombies and scatter them like this in the boss room.

***

After vomiting heavily, my body, mind, and spirit became much lighter.

I still have a bit of a headache, but this should go away in a few minutes.

“After… It’s refreshing.”

“I hope you feel refreshed.”

Adela glared at me with murderous eyes.

I vomited and I cleaned everything up, so is there a need to stare at me like that?

“Excuse me. I drank last night.”

“Since when did rudeness change from asking for forgiveness to an aspiration to cause an accident?”

“A person may feel unwell. Where did you go to work after notifying you of sick leave?”

“…If an adventurer just wants to rest, he can rest. There’s no such thing as sick leave.”

That’s another advantage of being an adventurer, isn’t it?

“More than that, Mr. Luke. The guild leader called today. Would you like to go to the guild director’s room?”

“Me?”

“Yes.”

“Really me?”

“···Yes.”

“Why? I didn’t do anything wrong this time.”

“…When you call, throw away the idea that you’ve done something wrong.”

Of course, I doubt it when someone who has never called before suddenly calls.

You must have had this experience at least once in your life.

I’ve never done anything wrong, but when my mom calls, I feel like I’ve done something wrong, and when a police car passes by, I somehow cringe.

“Then can I go to the guild manager’s room now?”

“Yes.”

That’s right.

I turned right from the reception desk and headed for the guild leader’s room.

It wasn’t difficult to find the way because it wasn’t the first guild manager’s room.

The way from the first floor to the stairs.

The people in front of me on my way created a way to avoid me on the left and right.

“Is this the miracle of Moses?”

“Isn’t it just avoiding…”

“Avoid what I did.”

“You never know when you’ll vomit again.”

“If it’s just once, how much will it be?”

Just for fun, I pretended to vomit and everyone ran away.

After repeating that, I cleared out all the people blocking my way and arrived at the guild manager’s room.

-smart.

I knocked, but didn’t hear an answer, so I went in.

“I haven’t even given permission yet.”

“Then shall we go out again and knock?”

“Haa… I just came in, so sit down.”

We sat side by side on a large sofa on one side of the guild room.

So Argo sat on the other side.

“Why did you call us?”

“You guys. Do you have any plans to try raiding?”

Is that what Adela said earlier?

The cause of the guild’s uproar.

If it’s a raid that I know, many people usually say that it’s a raid to slaughter one monster.

Will it be here too?

“So what raid is it?”

“Is there no need to discuss with the party members…”

“If they don’t go, I’ll go alone, so it doesn’t matter.”

If you don’t want to go, is it okay if I don’t take you?

But I want to go, so if you say no, I’ll go alone.

“It’s a class A monster sea serpent.”

A name I had never heard before popped up.

Should I say sea snake?

In the past, when I was playing a game, I was bored while sailing, so I was watching YouTube when a sea snake came out and sank.

“They popped out of nowhere and were blocking the trade route, so we are recruiting urgently.”

“Are we in Class C?”

“Aren’t you guys here today to take the B-class promotion test?

“Well, that’s nice, but is it possible for a C-class to be a good A-class raider?”

“It’s obvious that you would have succeeded even if you took the B-class promotion test separately. You just see it as a B-class and let it participate.”

It’s just that the work is rough.

So rather good!

If people are too FM, it’s not fun and it’s just hard.

“Do you have any other information?”

“Currently, B-rank or higher adventurers should be gathered at the port closest to the sea area where the monsters appear. There will be an A-rank adventurer who is the commander, so if you show him the letter of recommendation I give him, he will give you a detailed explanation.”

Saying that, Argo handed over a well-rolled letter onto the table.

“When can I go?”

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Maybe now?

“The raid starts in a week. Whether you prepare here or go, it’s up to you.”

But this time, I have a conscience.

Seeing that he didn’t tell me to go right away.

“Isn’t the reward money expensive?”

“It would depend on what you do.”

“How do I get a lot of remuneration?”

“The basic subjugation reward is 3 gold coins per person. Everything else is based on your contribution. Depending on how active you are in the raid, additional rewards will be added, and the person who will prove it will be an A-class adventurer on the spot.”

In other words, you can suck the ass of an A-rank adventurer really well.

3 gold coins per person. It’s amazing because it adds the element of raid to class A.

It’s 9 gold coins in total, so maybe I can just play and eat for a year?

“Okay. Then I’ll see you in a week. I’ll take care of it and come back.”

After saying that, I picked up the letter and left the guild room.