Maoshan Ghostbusters

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In the cemetery that is about to move on the outskirts of the city, the wild cats are full of wildfires, and a few wild cats make spring noises from time to time, adding to the strange atmosphere of the cemetery.

“Help-嘤嘤嘤- don’t-嘤嘤嘤——”

After a scream of horror, a cute little loli in a white short skirt appeared in my field of vision. She ran and looked back, and accidentally tripped over a new tombstone.

A young girl shouted and cursed from the grave.

“Oh, it hurts me so much. Are you so long-eyed? It’s really unlucky. You were bullied just after you moved to a new house.”

Little Lori got up and apologized repeatedly.

The one in the tomb is still reluctant, “Huh, don’t think that my old lady is a good bully. When my old lady was in the society, you still wore open crotch pants.”

Little Lori didn’t dare to stay, and continued to fly away.

“Don’t let me see you again.” The one in the grave opened his throat and shouted, afraid that she would not hear him.

Little Lolita didn’t run a few steps before she saw a dark figure in front of her suddenly descend from the sky.

After the shadow fell on the ground, she turned into a blond little loli wearing black gothic clothing. Little loli took a delicate ceramic pipe in her hand, took a graceful sip, and spouted a nice smoke ring.

“Where do I see you going?”

The little Lolita in the white dress who ran away immediately changed her face.

“Victorian, let me go, the slave family will never dare anymore.”

The little blonde girl named Victoriga snorted and knocked her pipe on a tombstone.

An old man’s hoarse voice came from under the tombstone, “It’s midnight, it’s not good to disturb people’s silence.”

“Shut up, believe it or not, I smashed your tombstone, dug your coffin, and let you expose the corpse to the wilderness.” Victorique said fiercely.

A grunt of dissatisfaction came from under the tombstone.

“Okay, you nine-tailed fox, you used Daji’s body to confuse King King and ruined his six hundred years of foundation. Now you are transformed into a pretty poor girl to confuse men in the world.”

As Victorika said, he took out a black rune bag, which was the size of a palm and was full of runes.

Victoriga chanted a spell, and the rune on the bag left the bag like wings and flew towards the girl in the white skirt.

Suddenly, Fu Wenhua made a golden talisman trapped the girl in the white skirt. The fire in the prison was raging, and the girl screamed.

“Vittorica, please forgive me. The thing that deceived King Zhou and ruined Tang Jiye was not done by the slave family. It was the slave family’s great-grandmother who was appointed by the Nuwa empress and had nothing to do with the slave family. ——”

Blonde Lolita sneered, “Even if you didn’t do it, you confuse the man to absorb the spirit and practice, your demon-fox clan’s mannerism can be described as outrageous, don’t talk nonsense, take your life.”

The blonde loli exerted force on her fingertips, and the flames in the rune prison became more and more prosperous. After a while, the girl disappeared, leaving only a shining orb in the rune prison.

The blonde loli named Victoriga ran over happily, put away the talisman, picked up the orb, and put it into the talisman bag.

I could see it, but when the blonde loli put the talisman bag in her pocket, her face sank.

“come out.”

Wipe, she found me.

I had to walk out of the hiding place awkwardly, and greeted her with a hi.

“Why are you here?” She looked at me with those beautiful emerald eyes.

“I actually slept at home, and somehow lost my mind, so I got here.”

I told the truth. I remember everything before I went to bed, except that I did not know how to get to this graveyard.

“Oh, I see, it’s a living soul separated from the body.”

“What is a living soul?” I looked dumbfounded.

“The separation of the soul from the body is the separation of the soul and the body, and this situation often occurs in people with a light character.”

“That Victorian man, I didn’t see anything just now, you must not burn me into a gem.”

The strongman is now, I will take a soft one first. Regardless of what is out of the body. She has just burned a girl in a white skirt into a gem, if she gets her hairy, won’t she burn me too.

Victory laughed loudly, picked up the ceramic pipe and took two sips with a carefree expression.

“Is it valuable to burn you to death? To be honest with you, even if you burn you, you will at best become a pile of ashes, and you will never become a gem.”

“why?”

“The one I burned to death with the talisman just now is the Thousand-Year Fox Demon. After the Thousand-Year Fox Demon is refined, there will be one charm bead left. Any mortal woman who eats the charm will become a lover. A peerless beauty who turns all living creatures upside down. If this charm bead is sold to a star in the entertainment industry, it will definitely sell for a good price.”

Victorika said, took out the dazzling bead and looked at it carefully.

“Well, since you can meet me when you are out of your body, it means that we are also related. I will tell you about your future fortune.”

“Listen thoroughly.”

In fact, I don’t believe that this strange girl will know my fortune.

“You will be transferred to an aristocratic school immediately, and a lot of interesting things will happen.”

“Transfer? When?”

“Nowadays.”

“Today?” I couldn’t believe my ears.

“Yes, now at two o’clock in the morning, you will transfer after you get up early to go to school.”

I froze there, speechless.

“Well, what you have just experienced may be a bit scary for you. Let me relax now.”

Blonde loli picked up the small ceramic pipe and knocked it on my forehead.

In an instant, the blonde loli and the graveyard were all gone.

Seagulls fly, sea waves burst.

I lay dazedly on the beach, the sun shining softly on my bare skin, and the waves hitting the rocks not far away.

A group of beautiful women in bikinis ran towards me laughing, all of them charming faces and slim bodies.

The red-haired beauty was holding a bowl of ice cream, digging a small spoon and handing it to my mouth, and said softly, “Luffy, eat ice cream.”

I opened my mouth and swallowed it, wow, it’s my favorite vanilla ice cream.

The black-haired beauty opened a sun umbrella to cover my head, “Luffy, you are too careless about your body. The sun is so strong here and it is easy to get sunburned.” After all, the black-haired beauty opened her cosmetic bag and took out one. Put a small bottle of sunscreen on my body.

The blue-haired beauty took out a bunch of purple grapes, plucked one and put it in my mouth.

The remaining beauties rushed to me. Some of them massaged my shoulders, some beat my legs, some gave me manicures and ears.

They even quarreled in order to compare who served me more comfortably.

I closed my eyes and enjoyed everything the beauties had brought.

At this moment……

Snapped–

A big-eared post slammed my face.

Then, there was a roar of Hedong Lions.

“Obviously! Get up, what time is it, and still sleeping!”

In an instant, the sun, the beach, and the beauty all disappeared.

My mother leaned over her hips like a tigress and looked at me, who was lying on the bed with a halazi.

I rubbed my eyes and got up, stretching impatiently.

“My mother, how many times have I said it, I changed my name to Lu Fei, please don’t call me Mingming again.”

My name is Lu Fei, a male, and a sophomore in high school. I know everyone will talk about this name.

In fact, my original name was Lu Ming. I changed my name because I liked the animation “One Piece”.

I hope that one day I can be like Luffy-with a group of partners to pursue my dreams.

Recently, I always have the same dream, which is the spring dream of being surrounded by beauties and lying on the beach sunbathing.

This situation should only appear in dreams, because all the girls in our class are dinosaurs except for Li Jingjing who can barely see.

But what happened to the blonde loli named Victorica? She actually said that I was transferring schools today, which is simply nonsense.

At the urging of my mother, I lazily carried my schoolbag to go to school.

Before going out, I looked at the almanac.

The third day of the third month of the lunar calendar is the Shangsi Festival.

According to the yellow calendar, it is advisable to marry, ceremonies, consecrate the union and pray for the relief of blessings, and avoid building graves, bridges, and stoves to bury the artifacts in the house.

This day is the day when Fuxi and Nuwa created human beings in the legend, or the day when the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother held a flat peach meeting.

It stands to reason that this day is a good day.

But for me, it was the beginning of all bad luck or madness.

I went to school as usual, and the first class was a boring Chinese class.

I deliberately switched to the last row and hid in the corner to play backgammon with Li Jingjing.

I also know that you will definitely laugh at my way of picking up girls is too old-fashioned, there is no way, in the classroom, you can’t always play League of Legends with girls.

Even though I am currently in the second position of gold, I still need to sprinkle water with any scam girls to match.

In other words, I didn’t take the dinosaur girls in my class to match. No way. With so many boys in the class, I counted me as the highest rank.

In the eyes of those dinosaur girls, I was a godlike existence, and they all called me Luffy.

Playing games in class is simply unrealistic, and getting caught by the teacher is a big deal.

And two people scratched on a small piece of paper, the safety factor will be much higher, so I would rather choose gobang to pick up girls.

Hey, youth is perishable, so we must race against time to pick up girls.

Instead of watching the four-eyed Chinese teacher with a double chin and bucket waist read the text aloud on the podium, it is better to stare at the girl’s pink hands and draw circles on the paper.

In case the teacher finds out, when she rushes over from the podium with full horsepower, it is extremely easy to destroy the evidence of the crime. You only need to squeeze the piece of paper into a ball quickly, and then throw it into the corner and it’s done.

In this way, when the teacher rushed over and screamed, at most he criticized me for not paying attention to chatting with the girl in class, and getting **** on my forehead to finish.

Li Jingjing has promised me that if I win her, I can be her boyfriend. She has agreed that she will win the next five sets and win three sets.

I just won two in a row and I am full of confidence.

Although Li Jingjing is not a beautiful woman, she can still be regarded as a class spender in our class full of dinosaurs. Being her boyfriend will at least have face in front of the boys in the class.

By the way, Li Jingjing’s chess skills are really not good, seeing this game I will win again.

Just as I was holding a pen and planning to draw a small black spot on that key position, I heard Peng Di’s sound, the classroom door was knocked open, and a figure broke in.

As soon as the man entered the classroom, he ran over in the last row, as fast as Liu Xiang’s 100-meter hurdle.

In fact, the whole class was stunned. Our gentle and demure Chinese teacher was so scared that all the textbooks fell to the ground.

Before I could react, the man twisted my ears and let out a thunderous roar.

“Obviously! You don’t have a good class, who told you to change to the last row, hiding in the corner so you can play gomoku to pick up girls, right! You are just like your father, with no promise!”

When I saw the man, I hurriedly stood up awkwardly and complained in a low voice, “My mother, why are you here? How many times have I told you, don’t just rush into my classroom, let alone in front of the whole class Twist my ears, it makes me very shameless, and ah, my name is Luffy now, Luffy is the one in One Piece, understand? Don’t call me clear.”

After I said it, I regretted it, because I suddenly remembered that my mother had never seen One Piece and she had no interest in Riman.

I have told her about my name change no less than 500 times, but unfortunately she still calls me obviously.

Under the scorching gaze of the classmates and the teacher, I really wanted to find a place to get in.

I especially dare not look at Li Jingjing, I will beat her soon.

At this point, my old lady suddenly broke in and messed up everything.

My plan to pick up girls completely failed.

Li Jingjing was silent for a moment, then suddenly burst into laughter.

Immediately afterwards, the whole class laughed.

Even the Chinese teacher, who is always straight-faced, laughed.

In this situation, I really want to jump off the building!

My mother is like this, I’m used to her own way, I know she loves me, but the method is a bit extreme.

But compared to her often running to his father’s office to twist his ears, I feel I am at least better than my father.

“I came to you today because of something.” My mother completely ignored the burning of dozens of eyes of the teachers and students in the class, and stuffed my textbooks and pencil case into the schoolbag.

“What’s the matter?” I asked in a low voice, then begged my mother to leave the classroom with my eyes.

My mother ignored my almost crying expression, hung the packed schoolbag on my shoulder and grabbed me, “Go, let’s go.”

“My mother, stop making trouble. I have just started the first class and I haven’t finished school yet.” I pushed away my mother’s hand and planned to sit down again.

“Class? What class, you have already transferred, you are no longer a student in this school.”

“Transfer? Why don’t I know? Mom, what are you talking about, I don’t understand.” The news shocked me and I suddenly bounced off my seat. If I were no longer a student in this school, The meaning is that I have no right to sit here at all.

At this time, the short and chubby principal came in with a grin, “Lu Ming, I’m sorry, classmate Luffy, your mother just went through the transfer procedure for you at the Academic Affairs Office. You can leave now. If you have any questions, your mother and son can go. Talk outside the classroom, there will be classes here.”

The principal’s remarks clearly meant to chase away guests. I carried my schoolbag and followed my mother out of the classroom griefly.

“Okay, it’s just that Lu Ming changed school. It’s okay now, everyone continues to class.” The principal left the classroom and walked toward the principal’s office after he said hello. When he passed by me, he gave me a sympathetic look.

“Principal, my name is Lu Fei, you made a mistake again.”

“Yes, Luffy, goodbye.” The principal smiled bitterly and left without looking back.

Seeing the principal walk away, I immediately shook my mother’s hand, and I was in a terrible mood.

In the classroom, the voice of the students reading the text aloud came again, and everything quickly calmed down. I felt like I was forgotten like a dumped trash.

“Mom, where did you sing again? Don’t talk to me about changing schools, do I still have human rights?” I walked forward angrily.

“Discussion? What are you discussing? That school is hundreds of times better than this. The most important thing is that you can go to the Ivy League in the United States directly from that school.”

“How can there be such a good thing, mother, don’t be fooled. Ivy League, is that a place for ordinary people to enter?”

“It’s true. Your father and I took great effort to get you in. It is said that the students inside are either rich or noble. Except for Bai Fumei, they are tall, rich and handsome. You have to learn to make friends there, think about it. , If your friend is a senior official or the daughter of the richest man, how much help will it help you in your life? If we are poor, we must stand among the rich.” My mother pulled me aside, mysteriously tell me.

After hearing what my mother said, I felt that I couldn’t walk anymore, “My mother, do you think that throwing a pure hanging silk like me into a pile of high wealth and handsome will not be trampled on even a little scum.”

After hearing this, my mother went crazy again, and twisted my ears, “You are just like your boring father, without any brains!”

“Oh, it hurts me so much. My mother’s words are the imperial decree, and I’m obedient.”

The sharp pain in the ear can’t help but make people dissatisfied. Although the left ear has been twisted by my mother for a long time, thick layers of calluses have formed on the outer edge of the auricle due to friction, but for some reason, the pain is the first time The same when screwed.

“It’s pretty much the same. Listen to your mother and I promise you a bright future. I will wait for you to enter the Ivy League University smoothly. After graduation, find a job as a master, then marry Bai Fumei and become a personal. Give birth to a winner.”

“Oh, so well said, where are we going now?”

I reluctantly shook my old mother’s hand again, I knew that my old mother was crazy.

Now she looked at me like she looked at a pile of sparkling gold. Even though I am simply a Liu Adou who can’t afford to support it, he is full of stinky cow dung.

“Where? Of course it’s the new school.”

“What’s the name of the new school?”

“Evergreen College.”

“Report now?”

“if not?”

“That old lady, should we choose an auspicious day?”

“Let’s go, I think it’s auspicious today.” My mother said, and involuntarily pulled me out of the school gate.

Wipe, no, all this was really hit by the blonde loli named Victorica.