Maoshan Ghostbusters

The old king approached the statue and opened his mouth in surprise, “What? Is there anything wrong with this statue?”

I stared at the statue for an instant, without saying a word.

It is estimated that my appearance is too serious. The old king shivered with fright. He waved his hand and shouted, “Come here.”

The two personal guards trot over immediately, and both knelt on the ground, “Yes, Your Majesty, what is your order?”

The old king pointed at the statue with trembling fingers and asked, “Where did this statue come from?”

“Returning to Your Majesty the King, because yesterday you gave all the guards a holiday and allowed them to participate in a rare celebration. We all attended the celebration yesterday. Before we left, there was no statue in the chamber. We opened the chamber this morning. There was a statue standing there at the door of “. We thought you put it in the chamber specially. So…”

The old king waved his hand angrily, “It’s just a bunch of trash! Move him away! Move this statue away immediately! Hear no! There is no need for such a stupid statue in the chamber.”

The two guards trembled with fear when the old king was angry.

“Yes, Your Majesty, if this statue disturbs you, we will move him immediately.”

The two guards said, getting up to move the statue.

“Hold on! Don’t move away yet.” I stepped forward and stopped them.

The two guards looked at each other and turned to the old king. The old king waved impatiently, “Okay, you can go down first.”

The two guards knelt on the ground like an amnesty, knocked their heads at the old king, and hurriedly stood aside.

I looked at the statue carefully, and suddenly I knew what was going on with the statue.

I stepped back and yelled at the statue, “Zuo Weizhong, come out? Stop pretending! Now I finally know where you are hiding, you must think you are hiding very cleverly, right?”

The statue stood there motionless as usual, with huge wings spread out in a gesture of fluttering wings. The statue’s face turned to one side, and his chin was slightly tilted upward at a 45-degree angle.

Seeing me yelling at the statue for no apparent reason, everyone immediately gathered around me and the statue. Looking at their strange eyes, I unconsciously smiled triumphantly. It turned out that this secret was only discovered by me. This time even Gao Peng, who is known as the detective, was also concealed by Zuo Weizhong. It turns out that the tail of my crane was also used to solve the mystery for the top students.

Celluloid walked between me and the statue, looked at me and then at the statue, and then laughed contemptuously, “Luffy, it seems that your nerves are really wrong. You yelled and yelled at a statue. Can he understand you? In my opinion, this is just a black stone statue.”

Hearing the words of this servant full of thorns, my self-satisfied good mood was immediately erased in half.

I flew up and kicked her aside, “Go away, 38! Don’t get me in the way.”

The unsuspecting celluloid was knocked to the ground by me.

Maybe it was my rude and fierce appearance that frightened her. She got up from the ground, and Ah-Dai walked over to help her. She snorted and stood aside.

Did you finally shut her up? I sneered.

I tried to beat her several times, but I was held back by Gao Peng and Dui, and finally I got what I wanted. The comfort of this kick took away all the depression in the past.

Then I shouted at the statue, “Mr. Zuo Weizhong, stop pretending. I have found you.”

The statue still stood still, motionless.

It seems that this cunning Zuo Weizhong thought I didn’t find him, and deliberately pretended to find that he was going to swindle him out. Unfortunately, I really found out where he was hiding.

“Zuo Weizhong, it seems that you really didn’t see the coffin without weeping. Do you know how I found you? Don’t think that after you stand behind me and laugh, I won’t find you.”

The statue remained motionless.

Wipe, Zuo Weizhong’s psychological quality is really kneeling. Since this guy intends to continue pretending, then I will continue to hurt him.

“Zuo Weizhong, it seems that I don’t tell how I found you, so you’d rather keep on it, just like an ostrich sticking your head into the sand. I’m sorry, the hunter has already found you this time. It will be useless for you to continue to stuff your head in the sand, because your whole body and buttocks have been outside the sand.”

After I said this proudly, the statue remained unresponsive.

I had to applaud him, “Zuo Weizhong, I really admire your patience. Now, I will tell you how I found you.”

I was as triumphant as a famous detective who uncovered the mystery. I cleared my throat and said, “Zuo Weizhong, this time, after you laughed, you turned your face in the wrong direction. Before, the statue’s face was turned to the left. Yes, but this time, after you laughed, you turned your face to the right. So I found out, you ostrich pouting your **** and stuffing your head into the sand, please show up automatically.”

This time, the statue moved. He opened his mouth, flapped his huge wings, and let out a terrifying laugh.

“Boy, you are a little smarter than I thought, and you were discovered by you.”

The statue finally spoke, and it was Zuo Weizhong’s voice as expected.

I snorted, “Zuo Weizhong, that’s because you are too clever. You think you can safely eavesdrop on our conversation by hiding here as a statue. Unexpectedly, I was able to see it through with my eyes.”

As soon as I finished speaking, everyone present immediately sighed.

Gao Peng took the lead and applauded, “Luffy, well done, great reasoning. This time I am a high school student and the detective has completely convinced you.”

I smiled triumphantly, “This is not my reasoning, but the result of my careful observation, because just now you have been discussing good strategies for saving the country, and I have been carefully observing every piece of furniture in the chamber. Ever since, this huge statue caught my eye.”

The statue sneered, “Little boy, you win this time.”

I gave him a hand and said, “Accept the concession, but I want to remind you that next time you pretend to be a statue and eavesdrop on someone’s conversation, it is best not to use your original height. You know why I noticed this. This statue is because the top of my head just hits his shoulders. This height reminds me of when you pinched my neck in the abandoned well, the top of my head hits your shoulders. And next time you dress up as a statue. When you do, remember not to laugh. No matter how stupid or funny you hear, don’t laugh. As long as you don’t laugh, no one will find you. Your laughter is too penetrating.”

The statue snorted coldly.