Maoshan Ghostbusters

Demon Yue coughed and coughed, “Hey, there is something wrong with your story again, you come over to me, we need to talk again.”

Luffy waved his hands vigorously, “Go, go and cool off, how can there be so many problems?”

As soon as the voice fell, he heard a slap on his mouth. Luffy turned around in surprise and found that the village chief’s mouth kept opening and closing, making a crackling sound, making his mouth shut from ear to ear.

Mo Yue coldly snorted, “The village chief, it’s really unexpected. You are an old man over half a hundred years old, and you are quite entertaining. It seems that the story that Luffy just said touched you a lot. He told the people in the story. It’s all smashing your mouth, but you’re good, screaming, and immediately cooperating with him?”

The village chief smiled, “Ugly strange–“

The smile on Moyue’s face froze, Luffy chuckled out loud, but he was worried that Moyue was angry, so he had to hold it back abruptly, Moyue was really annoyed, turned his face and stared at Luffy before coughing. Cough twice, squeeze a smile, and look at the village chief, “The village chief, please call my name. I have a name. As for my name, I told you before.”

The village chief smiled embarrassedly, “Yes, you have a name. I remember your name is Moyue. But somehow, it may be that the ugly monster is too easy, so I just shouted it out. Okay, Moyue, I’ll tell you the truth, I didn’t insist on cooperating with him. The reason why I would follow him is because his story is so wonderful.”

Demon Yue snorted coldly and cursed in his heart, you old boy, do you still find this kind of leaky story wonderful? Where is your brain? Do you have an IQ? But in fact, how dare he say it, just giggling, “Oh? Really? Since it’s wonderful, you might as well keep listening.”

The village chief laughed, “Ah, don’t underestimate this story. It’s said that it’s vivid and flavorful. The so-called taste is of course the aroma of tortillas. I have not eaten tortillas for a long time. Now the standard of living has improved, and cornmeal has been eaten less. As soon as you say, I really want my old lady to bake tortillas for me. Student Luffy, whether your story is wonderful or not, you have successfully roused me It’s a fact that I’m having an appetite. Now I really want to know the follow-up results of the story, so please go on.”

Luffy smiled, “No problem, let’s continue. At that time, at the top of the cliff, there was a sound of smashing the mouth. Almost everyone in the room was smashing the mouth. Of course, among the crowd, the mouth was the loudest. He is a small man. Because the small man at this moment seems to have been completely immersed in childhood memories. It is undeniable that people of that era, many people’s childhood memories, will have fragrant tortillas and hot ballast porridge, perhaps There are also sweet and spicy pickles and fermented bean curd. So, you can imagine that the aroma of tortillas is a big temptation for people like small people. Besides, these people have been trapped in the mountains for a long time. No staple food anymore. It’s a good thing to have meat every day. However, if three meals a day are meat, and the food you eat is meat, in addition to meat, you can eat meat every day. It’s more uncomfortable than taking medicine. At this time, if you can have a sweet and delicious tortilla, wouldn’t it be a good thing. What I said just now is that almost everyone in the room is smashing the mouth, there is only one person. , Not only did this man not smash his mouth, but instead looked at the little man with a cold look, looking like he was going to swallow him. Who is this man, that’s the big man before. The big man has been very calm from beginning to end. When everyone was moved by the scene described by the little man, they smashed their mouths together, and their eyes showed their yearning for food. The big man kept holding his elbows and looked at the small man coldly, as if a policeman was staring at the thief. “

When Mo Yue heard this, he couldn’t help but laughed, “Huh? Your description is really funny, actually saying that the big guy is staring at the small guy, just like the police staring at the thief.”

Luffy smiled, “Well, there is nothing wrong. It was indeed the case at that time. The big guy looked at the little guy without blinking. When everyone came back to their senses, they realized that the big guy kept staring. I don’t know how long I’ve been staring at him. The little man is still intoxicated with the fond memories of tortillas and keeps smashing his mouth. Moreover, the little man raised his hand to the edge of his mouth and made a very gesture Weird, it seemed that he was holding something to eat and was stuffing it into his mouth. At the same time, his throat was still swallowing. When everyone saw the little man’s behavior, they were completely shocked and couldn’t help but unanimously. Dao, ah? What the **** is that guy doing? It looks like he is eating something. The big guy is laughing, he is eating bread. While everyone is surprised, they can’t help but swallow and eat bread? But where is the bread? Huh? The big guy laughed. In fact, there must be no pie. What he eats now is only air. But in his imagination, he has a yellow-orange-orange tortilla in his hand. What he is eating now is The imaginary pie. Everyone was shocked from ear to ear and said in unison. Is there such a thing? He was eating the imaginary pie, and it was so delicious. The big guy laughed, this idiot, it seems, still I’ll wake him up. In the eyes of everyone’s doubts, the big guy walked over, patted the little guy on the shoulder, coldly and honestly, I said little man, you have a lot of plays. Okay, stop acting. , Wake up. The little guy was reminiscent of the sweet smell of tortillas. When he was slapped on the shoulder by the big guy, he suddenly woke up and shouted, ah? Where’s my tortillas? Give it back to me, give it back to me. The big guy grabbed the little With a strong twist, the little man screamed, and then retracted his hand for a long time. What are you doing? You hurt me. The big man sneered, wake up, stupid idiot, what’s the matter here? Tortillas? Some are just air. You were eating air just now. The little guy heard the big guy say this, and immediately got anxious. He jumped up and shouted, nonsense, where can I eat air. I was eating cakes just now, and it was out of focus. Tender and delicious corn tortillas, let me eat one piece, thinking about two. I remember that when I was a child, my mother’s tortillas were the size of a palm, and I could eat five pieces by myself. The big guy sneered. Well, that’s a good point. You still know that your mother branded tortillas for you when you were a kid. Now, I ask you, what about tortillas? What about your mother?”