Maoshan Ghostbusters

Mo Yue laughed loudly, “Emma, ​​I really didn’t laugh. This blind Li is so funny. He was thrown over by a wild dog and he was about to hang up. The situation at that time can be said to be hanging by a thread, but he Fortunately, the most worried thing is not the safety of my own life, but the worry that my wife will have no object to nag without him.”

Lu Fei smiled, “You said that, I also found out, it is indeed a bit funny. This blind Li is about to die, and he is worried that his wife has no nagging object. When it is like that, he should be worried. It’s your own life, why do you still have the mind to worry about the future life of your wife?”

The village head smiled, “It can only be said that you are too young, and you don’t understand the kind of married life where old couples and old wives are accustomed to each other. Old couples and old wives are like an old machine after years of life. Similarly, the patterns on the gears are smoothed out, and the bite between each other is closer. The two are dependent on each other, and neither can be separated from each other. So when Li Blind is facing life danger, he will first think of his wife The nagging object is gone, not the safety of your own life. Okay, you stop first, or listen to me to continue. It is said that Blind Li’s condition was not good at the time, but what he thought was his wife. Worried that after his death, his wife would lose the object of his nagging, and he was also worried that his death would be too ugly and would make his wife sad. In short, Li Blind did not ponder the fact that he was about to be eaten by wild dogs. , But worrying about his wife, which is really strange. But after careful consideration, it is not unreasonable. Isn’t a man alive for his own woman and family? Otherwise, what is the motivation for a man to work hard? Although Li blind At that time, I pondered a lot about the miserable life of his wife after his death, and even imagined the scene where his wife was alone in tears. Thinking of this, I couldn’t help shed two lines of clear tears. Before he could cry, he His body fell heavily to the ground, as if it was falling on a sturdy bump. Tears and nose flowed out from the bump, and he couldn’t help letting out a scream. Because the bump was just right. In the chest and abdomen, the abdomen is the softest part of the human body. At this time, the blind Li only felt that the abdomen was stabbed with a sap forcibly, and the pain caused tears to fall off and be protruding. When he got up, he felt that his stomach was overwhelmed. The polenta he had eaten in the morning was pushed out, wow, and vomited out. At this time, his body also fell heavily to the ground, and he could see that the porridge was on the ground. What’s on his chest is something. It is a section of withered tree trunk. The trunk is about the size of a bowl. It has withered long ago. The leaves on the trunk have dried up. The bark on the trunk has also dried up and rolled. A section of the tree trunk, whether it was chopped by a villager and thrown here, or was struck down by thunder on the night of thundering, is unknown. In short, what is now under his body is a section of withered tree trunk. The trunk is very long, including the wilted leaves at the top, about three feet long. Li Blind was thrown down by a wild dog, and he was frightened, but when he saw that it was a section of the trunk. At that time, I couldn’t help laughing. Why did you laugh? Because this trunk can be used for self-defense. As a weapon, the length and thickness are just right. Blind Li couldn’t help but laugh after seeing the trunk clearly. The road to an extraordinary person, I didn’t think I really deserved my life. At this time, there can be a guy who can defend himself. After finishing speaking, he immediately grabbed the tree trunk, smashed, jumped up, and turned to the group The wild dogs stood face to face. The group of wild dogs had already ran up to him and saw him jump up, all of them were dumbfounded. They were originally leaping upwards, but now they are all stunned, only their blood-red eyes rounded. , He looked at Li Xiazi intently. Blind Li had a trunk as a weapon in his hand, and when he faced the group of wild dogs again, he was not very afraid. The so-called trunk in his hand gave him a little more confidence in his heart. Now that he has confidence, he is more calm. So he slowly pinned the whip to his waistband, grabbed the tree trunk with both hands, and waved vigorously at the group of wild dogs. I don’t know if he dances a bit like a family, or because he is overwhelmed in momentum. Those wild dogs, those wild dogs were actually squeezed, did not pounce, they all froze in place, constantly yelling, and staring at him with grinning teeth. Seeing the group of wild dogs did not dare to go up, he knew that they were due to the trunk in his hand, so he danced the trunk more exaggeratedly, and said proudly, alas, you bastards, how did they respond? thing? Didn’t you guys rush to bite me? Why isn’t it? Are you on it? Oh? I know, you also look fierce on the outside, but in fact, you are a group of counselors. By the way, do you know what counseling is? Zongbao is a soft egg, not a dick. None of you have any problems. After speaking, he laughed proudly. In Li Xiazi’s eyes, of course he could completely crush this group of wild dogs with the advantage of language, because wild dogs are a group of beasts after all, they can’t understand human words, so he can humiliate them as he pleases. Seeing that the group of wild dogs didn’t respond, Li Xiazi continued to laugh, what’s the matter? Can’t understand? I knew that you were just a group of beasts. Don’t want to contend with the great human beings. In front of the great human beings, you had better submit obediently. You are just an appendage of human beings. Only when human beings let you live, you are qualified to live, and human beings make you die for the third watch, you don’t want to live until the fifth watch. For you, human beings have the power to live and kill. Your life and death are all in the hands of human beings. Therefore, if you are acquainted, step back obediently and make way for this uncle, who should go herding the sheep. This uncle is a noble human being. He has worked so hard to raise this flock of sheep. After the fall, he sells the sheep and makes money. My uncle is very busy, but I don’t have time to cough with you lower creatures. Li Xiazi closed his eyes and talked like a book for a long time, only to find the deathly silence all around, and his heart suddenly grew hairy, and he cursed secretly, I have been talking about these wolves, dogs and wolves for a long time. Do something? At least I should step back a few steps, get out of the way, and let me go. Why is there no movement? Blind Li found that the surrounding crows were silent, and he immediately panicked. When he opened his eyes, he happened to see that all the wild dogs had their eyes wide open, looking at him in unison. “