Maoshan Ghostbusters

The devil yelled twice, “I feel that this story has progressed to this point and it is distorted again.”

The village chief frowned, “Distortion? What do you say? Where is distortion?”

Mo Yue laughed and said, “Village chief, I also heard it. Your story is purely a fool for children. I said that the story is distorted, and there is absolutely a reason. Before, you said it very clearly, you said Li Xianziju He lifted a tree trunk and smashed it on the back of a wild dog. The wild dog’s spine was injured. It is said that the spine of this wild dog was seriously injured. This spine was originally straight. If it was hit by the trunk, it would It’s as if a stick was interrupted by someone. It clicked and folded.” At this point, Mo Yue couldn’t help but stretched out his hand and gestured, something hard object was broken into two.

Luffy frowned, “What the **** are you doing for a long time?”

Mo Yue smiled and said, “Your brain is really wood, I’m making a gesture for a long time, meaning that just now Blind Li smashed down a tree trunk. According to Blind Li’s strength, I believe that the backbone of the wild dog has been interrupted.”

Luffy smiled, “Well, what if I interrupted? I still don’t understand what you want to express.”

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, “Why don’t you say you are stupid. Since Blind Li had already pulled the trunk and broke the spine of the wild dog. Now, here comes the problem. A wild dog whose spine has been broken, let me wipe it. It’s not a wild dog, it’s a wild dog. When I got excited, I actually missed the word. Then, how could a wild dog with an interrupted spine sprang up?”

Luffy frowned, “Huh? When you said that, I also found the problem. How can a rational person like me believe that a dog with an interrupted spine can sprint?”

Mo Yue nodded, “Yes, so I said, there is a distortion in this story, and that’s it. It’s absolutely impossible for a dog with an interrupted backbone to jump up.”

Luffy smiled, “Yes, it is true. Like wild dogs, their bodies are supported by their vertebrae just like human bodies. So, if the vertebrae are interrupted, wild dogs It’s impossible for a wild dog to jump up. If a wild dog wants to make this upward jump, it needs the support of the back muscles, and of course the cooperation of the spine. If the spine is broken, it is absolutely impossible to jump up. “

Moyue and Lu Fei looked at each other and smiled, then turned to the village chief and said in unison, “The village chief, your story is really a bit nonsense here. In short, we can’t believe that a backbone was interrupted anyway. The dingo will suddenly rush to the old man. So we said, your story is distorted.”

The village chief laughed and said, “Your analysis does have some truth. Indeed, as you said, it is absolutely impossible for a wild dog with an interrupted backbone to jump up. This is a fact. However, the story I just told you probably I didn’t listen carefully. What I said was that Blind Li picked up a tree trunk and injured the back of a wild dog. As for the injury, I didn’t seem to have elaborated on it. In fact, I was not very clear about the situation at the time, because I’m not the party involved. As for Li Blind’s trunk, I can’t tell if the spine of the wild dog was interrupted. Because the whole thing, only Li Blind was involved. However, I feel that the wild dog The dog’s backbone must have been broken.”

Luffy said in an angry manner, “The village chief, are you telling a joke? You are not the person involved. Everything you say is just hearsay. Why did you say that the spine of the wild dog was interrupted? ?”

The village chief smiled bitterly, “Okay, let’s not break the details for now, let’s just let me continue. Actually, I can’t tell whether the dog’s backbone was interrupted. I just I also said that I am not the person involved. These things were all told by Blind Li after he came back. As for the situation at the time, I really can’t tell.”

Luffy coughed and said sternly, “Okay, no kidding. I’m telling you now that if a dog’s spine is interrupted, it is absolutely impossible for it to get up. This is common sense. I personally think that Since this dog can still sprint, it means that the dog’s backbone has not been interrupted.”

The village chief showed an awkward look on his face and laughed, “Well, now, let’s understand according to what you said, the spine of the wild dog was not interrupted, and its back was only seriously injured. As you just said, since the spine is not broken, it means, cough cough, if it is not broken, naturally it can jump up. Regarding the fact that wild dogs can jump up, I think I have explained it very clearly. . I won’t continue talking here. I will go on. At that time, the wild dog could run up and bite on the ankle of Blind Li. Fortunately Blind Li had the habit of leggings, so he managed to escape the wild. The dog’s sharp teeth. Li Blind was bitten by a wild dog. Although it felt like a pinched ankle pain, the pain was only that moment and passed in an instant. Although the pain passed all at once, But at this moment, the surprise and anger in Blind Li’s heart are indescribable. After all, in his opinion, the spine of that wild dog has been broken. You have just analyzed the dog whose spine was broken. After that, it is absolutely impossible to jump up. So now, this wild dog has jumped up. This is a great thing. Since it can still jump, it can jump up, then it means that it There is still resistance. Before, Blind Li thought that he had no resistance at all, so he leaned step by step. But now, the situation is completely different from what he imagined. This seemingly half-dead wild dog is actually It’s not that the chicken is weak enough to be paralyzed on the ground, it is still resistant. As I said earlier, although the wild dog bit his ankle, although he did not bite through the leggings, he did not suffer any skin injuries. , But the pain from the ankle is still reminding him that now, he must take certain measures, otherwise the dog will do something unfavorable to him. He has a vague premonition, That wild dog won’t just let it go. There are one or two things about counterattacks. Blind Li, who was already relaxed, hangs up again. Even though the wild dog opened his mouth and bit his ankle At that moment, he thought a lot, but in reality, he just did a normal reaction to the dog biting his ankle.”