Maoshan Ghostbusters

<!–The beginning of chapter content–> “Snake!”

I was so scared that I collapsed to the ground. Although I rarely see snakes living in the north, I am still very afraid of this kind of guy who spit out letters and crawled around on the ground.

When Tingtong held it before, it didn’t stick out its tongue. Because of its short, stubby, chubby body, I always thought it was a bass. I didn’t know it was a snake until I saw it spit out a letter.

Nima, is there a snake like this?

Not to mention short, thick and fat, and transparent, even the internal organs in the belly can be seen clearly.

Tingtong nodded, “This is the very famous crystal snake. As the saying goes, the meat of the dragon in the sky is the meat of the crystal snake on the ground. The meat of the crystal snake can be said to be the most delicious food on the land. Although it is very toxic, it is praised. For three steps, countless people are bitten and poisoned by the crystal snake every year, and it still does not prevent the diners from catching it.

In fact, the crystal snake was not so fat when it was first caught, so I caught frogs and insects and fed it every day. When it became fat, I soaked it in the Thousand-Year Girl Red. So this very delicious dish is called Qiongjiang Paobaitiao. I forgot to tell you that the crystal snake’s belly will become more transparent. If you don’t believe it, you can try it. “

Ghosts dare to try!

It is so toxic and so many people love to eat it, how greedy it is.

I was completely frightened by Zitong, and it took a long time to stammer and say, “Weakly ask, isn’t that saying, isn’t the dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat in the ground?”

Tingtong gave me a scornful look, “When you put the crystal snake in your mouth and chew, you can feel it struggling, feel it helplessly resist and its last bit of obsession with life. When you eat donkey meat. Will there be such a rich experience and such a wonderful experience?”

Hu Xian’er burst into laughter again.

Nima, how long has this crazy woman been tortured by Chang’e since she laughed? I didn’t want to make up for the laughter of the past few years.

This time, I glanced at her pityingly, and didn’t bother to stare at her.

Tingtong rubbed his hands in excitement and announced, “Now let’s share this very delicious crystal snake. First of all, let’s remove its venom glands so that we don’t have to worry about poisoning it. Normally, the venom glands of poisonous snakes are not there The head is on the neck. For safety, I usually cut off all the parts above the neck and throw it away. Come on, stupid minion, pass me the knife.”

As the boy said, he kicked me.

I had to walk to the table and hand him the knife.

He handed me an empty plate, “You use the plate to cover the snake’s head.”

“Why do you do this?”

“Because otherwise, if the venom gland ruptures, the venom is likely to collapse directly into the eyes, then you will be blind.” Tingtong explained impatiently, and at the end he whispered, “If you are blind, I Then there are no slaves to call.”

I shivered. “Don’t worry, I will cover its head tightly, and I will never let the venom splash into my eyes, because then you won’t have a slave to call.”

Next, I covered the head of the snake with a plate, Tingtong held the body of the snake with his left hand, and slammed it down with a knife in his right hand.

(Because the snake has been soaked in the wine, so drunk, so it can be at the mercy of others.)

With a flutter, the snake’s head suddenly changed.

“Successful.” I shouted excitedly.

I was so happy that I was not splashed by the venom.

Tingtong snorted coldly, “Do you know why I asked you to cover the snake head with a plate?”

“You know, didn’t you say to prevent venom from splashing into my eyes?”

Tingtong shook his head, “No, I asked you to cover the snake’s head with a plate to prevent the venom from splashing into my eyes instead of yours. Whether you are blind or not has nothing to do with me. I care about my own eyes. Don’t get splattered with venom. If you are really blind, you will be lying on this table. You will make the last dedication of your life—that is, be eaten by us.”

Zitong smiled and knocked me to the ground after he finished speaking.

Nima, is there a more cruel truth than this?

I got up from the ground in embarrassment and saw the three of them eating the crystal snake.

Tingtong divided the snake into three equal parts, respectfully and respectfully, “The high weight of the master should be divided into the neck to the chest section. This section of the snake body is thick and fat. The owner can strengthen the body by eating it, and the chest to the abdomen. The body of the snake is tender and juicy, so it should be given to Meiren Hu. Lady Xianer can beautify her face after eating it. As for the tail, which has less meat and bones, and a bad taste, it should be given to the slave.”

As soon as the three of them got their share, they immediately entered the frenzied chewing mode.

Hu Xian’er kept shouting that it’s too delicious, I want it. Seeing her greedy mouth full of blood, I really felt something surging in my stomach again. Unfortunately, I vomited all my bile just now, and I really didn’t have to vomit this time.

In just a few minutes, the three of them ate up the five crystal snakes, and Hu Xian’er, who was still thinking about it, took the sparkling snake wine and drank it. After drinking the wine soup, she began to lick her fingers again, not falling off of ten fingers.

Nima, licked with relish.

How about snake meat?

To be honest, looking at their food, I really feel terrified, but I have nowhere to escape. After a while, they eat deliciously and drink high, so don’t take me alive.

How tall is this bronze tree? How high is the tree house I am now above the ground? I don’t understand at all. If I jump down the window rashly, will I fall into a meatloaf?

I felt that I was going crazy. A few times, I had been dangling by the window and hesitated for a long time, but I still didn’t have the courage to jump down.

In order to distract them, I pretended to find something to eat, but I didn’t have to pretend. I was so hungry that my chest was stuck to my back.

There are caterpillars on almost every plate, some are dead, and some are half-dead and squirming.

What kind of evil did I do? I was so hungry that none of the dishes on the table could be served with chopsticks. I am drunk too.

Finally, I found a plate of something that I could eat. It was about the size of an egg, and the shape was similar to that of an egg. It felt like the egg was wrapped in noodles and then deep-fried. The yellow orange was filled with a large plate. Exudes a special fragrance.

How can I resist its temptation when I am so hungry and dim?

Guo Degang said it well, God can’t starve to death the blind house sparrow, can he still starve to death like me?

I grabbed a “fried egg” and stuffed it into my mouth, biting out most of it in one bite. The taste was really delicious and unforgettable. It’s delicious, but it’s definitely not an egg.