Maoshan Ghostbusters

Yu Yong jumped out of the bed and ran after him. Unexpectedly, he fell to the ground and woke up.

Grass, there is no beauty in white dress in front of me.

This fall happened to fall on the ass, so painful that he grinned bravely.

Yu Yong looked up and found that Xiao Manzi was looking at him in surprise with his eyes wide open, “Brother, have a spring dream?”

“Why, I dreamed of picking up my wallet.” Yu Yong smiled silly, and stood up on the ground.

Xiao Manzi looked at him contemptuously, “Stop talking, I’ve heard it all, what did you call the beautiful sister please stay.”

Yu Yong laughed loudly, “Well, I admit that I just dreamed of ***, when I was learning martial arts with ***,*** suddenly ran away wrapped in sheets, I had to jump out of bed and chase. As a result, he fell off the bed.”

“Brother, you can really speak the vernacular, telling a lie is like drinking cold water, I just heard you call treasure treasure, you can pull out a ***, I don’t believe *** can find the baby where?”

When Yu Yong heard this, he was anxious, rushed over, grabbed Xiao Manzi’s skirt, and shouted, “Say! What did you hear?”

“I didn’t hear anything.”

“Do not believe.”

“Hey, brother, we have something to say, don’t pull my T-shirt, oh my god, don’t spend the signature on the T-shirt with your sweaty hands. A signature flower, this T The shirt is worthless, but it is the lifeblood that I have saved for a long time, elder brother, be merciful. Isn’t it okay for the younger brother to kneel?”

Xiao Manzi naturally couldn’t hold back Yu Yong, and Yu Yong cursed in his heart, boy, I have eaten more than ten years of food than you, do you think you have eaten for nothing?

“Then you said what did you hear me say just now?”

“I heard the word “Treasure.” And the last sentence you called, “Beauty Sister, please stay. The rest are from Ulu Ulu, I didn’t understand anything.”

Yu Yong then let go of his hand in a dubious manner, “Your kid is not honest with you.”

Xiao Manzi smiled bitterly and went back to the table to continue playing the game, “Big Brother, you said it all by yourself, and I didn’t force you to say it. I just heard it. Is it a sin to hear? You are really unreasonable.”

Yu Yong sat back on the bed distractedly, “Stop fucking, okay? I’m almost annoying.”

“Brother, let’s be honest, did you dream of a female ghost?”

Xiao Manzi’s words shocked Yu Yong. This kid is not too old, and seems to be able to see what he is thinking.

Xiao Manzi smiled, “You can tell from your appearance, this set is not clean, and it is not uncommon to dream of a female ghost or something.”

Yu Yong said, “Then you have been here for a month, have you ever dreamed of a female ghost?”

Xiao Manzi shook his head, “No, I heard from my grandfather that ghosts are not something that anyone can see. Only people with light characters can see them. After death, people cannot report to the underworld for various reasons. Staying in the sun, over time, they become lonely and wild ghosts. However, ghosts are divided into good and evil. Just like people, most ghosts are not harmful, but there are also evil ghosts with deep grievances that specifically aim to harm people. fun.”

“Huh? I can see them because I am lighter?”

“It should be. Do you know the horoscope? If you don’t, I will find someone to do it for you someday. Grandpa said that my horoscope is hard and the ghosts and gods don’t dare to come near me. Immediately reward them with a dip in the boy’s piss. Grandpa said that as long as my boy is not broken, nothing will happen.”

“Oh, you’re still a boy.”

Xiao Manzi lowered his voice and said, “Yeah, I told Sister Luo that I was eighteen, but in fact I just turned sixteen.”

“But when you fill out the entry form, you shouldn’t be hired at the age of sixteen.”

“Shh, I used the ID card I picked up. Don’t tell Sister Luo.”

“Oh, sixteen, why don’t you go to school.”

“I don’t like to read. I feel dizzy when I read a book. I like to play games. My mother thinks I don’t study and scolds me every day, so I sneaked out of my house.”

“You don’t learn well at a young age.”

“What’s the use of studying well? I heard Sister Luo say that you have a master’s degree, not just like me. You went to this ghost place as a night patrol.”

“I have difficulties.”

“Brother, look at your black face. You are not in love, right? Even if you are in love, there is no need to torture yourself like this. Don’t do a decent job, why bother?”

“Forget it, you’re still young, and you don’t understand it.”

Yu Yong sighed and said in his heart, if he hadn’t contracted gambling, how could he end up in this field?

“Reading is really useless. You see a lot of celebrities, and you haven’t read any books at all. You are still a movie queen. The world depends on your own ability. Educational background is not important at all.”

“What you are talking about is very rare. You are still too young. After ten years, you will understand how hard it is for a person with no education or education to live in the world.”

Xiao Manzi smiled disapprovingly.

At this moment, Lao Hei, who had been snoring with his mouth open, suddenly turned over. The wine bottle he was holding in his arms slammed to the ground and fell to pieces. Broken glass scum was splashed everywhere.

Under this circumstance, Old Hei twisted his body, crooked into a strange posture, and continued to snore.

“Misty Grass, it’s so awesome, you can’t wake up like this.”

Xiao Manzi let out a surprise.

Haw-haw-

The alarm clock on the bedside suddenly rang, making people annoyingly noisy.

The alarm clock was a small house. As the bell rang, the small windows of the house popped open. A bird that looked like an owl poked out its head and made a scream.

“It’s dinner! It’s dinner!”

Nima, the voice was hoarse and dry, and it was harder to hear than the old wading. Yu Yong did not plug his ears out of politeness.

Hearing this cry, Lao Hei’s snoring stopped suddenly, and the whole person bounced off the bed, reaching out to grab a dirty rice bowl from the upper bunk, and rushing to Xiao Manzi like a whirlwind, “Go Go, silly boy, it’s time for dinner, let’s have dinner.”

Xiao Manzi smiled and said, “Lao Hei, you are so accurate at this point.”

Old ****, “I don’t want to be recruited. I’m late, and they have all picked up the meat. We can only eat some vegetables and potatoes. If you can’t go, if you don’t go, I will go first.”

Xiao Manzi had to let go of the mouse and stretched out, “Sure, I will go now.”

Old Hei looked at Yu Yong suspiciously, “Who is he?”

“He is a newcomer, and his name is Yu Yong. Sister Luo said that the night shift is not sufficiently manpowered, so let him patrol with us.”

Old Hei nodded, “You have to prepare a rice bowl, otherwise you don’t have a meal.”

“It’s okay, I have two lunch boxes, let him borrow one first.”

Xiao Manzi said, took out a lunch box from the drawer and handed it to Yu Yong.

The three of them walked towards the cafeteria with a smile.