Marvel DC’s Bastard Hero

The hardware store is very fast, and you can get the corresponding finished product early the next morning. With the drawings and polishing, it won’t be that bad.

After returning home, Jiang Yifu began to assemble his own AK47, including the handle, magazine, barrel, aiming base, and rubber buffer handle. There are still practice bullets and real bullets bought yesterday in the laboratory, click.

Loading a gun, even though it was the first time I touched a gun, it always felt familiar for some reason, as if I was born with this skill.

He took the bullets and the gun that had been disassembled into parts and prepared to go to the distant forest park to experiment with the results.

Jiang Yifu didn’t want to experiment in his own laboratory.

Who knows if the rebounding bullet would KO him? If I die before I have sex with a girl, or before I have experienced the world of flowers, wouldn’t it be so frustrating that I would die of embarrassment? If I were lucky enough to go to hell and meet a fellow countryman who might also be a time traveler, wouldn’t I be embarrassed to death?

Jiang Yifu had already made up a picture in his mind, ‘Hey, buddy, how did you die?’

‘Oh, I conquered the entire country and then had my harem broken every day and died. What about you, how did you die?’

‘Me, I was killed by a stray bullet when I was experimenting with guns! ‘

Pfft!! If someone hears this, they will definitely laugh their ass off! So it’s better to go to an open place in the wild to experiment, for the sake of face and safety!

Orantan Park is a public welfare park established very early. It is full of various fir trees or other trees suitable for building houses. Near noon, you can still see many homeless people occupying the best seats in the corners of the park. Even if there is no food, basking in the sun is a way to replenish energy.

Click, alone, Jiang Yifu took out the parts amidst many malicious looks and skillfully assembled them into an AK47 assault rifle.

The metallic luster of the gun body made many homeless people who wanted to rob swallow their saliva in fear. Of course, there were also many who were not afraid of death. Their eyes were shining, as if they were ready to come and snatch the things of this teenage boy. Look, it’s just a fat sheep!!

After loading the magazine and opening the safety, Jiang Yifu didn’t even take aim. He just pointed at the homeless man with a grin and pulled the trigger!

Da da da!!! ‘ah!!! Help!!! ”madman!! ”Killed!! ‘

The homeless people were immediately frightened and squatted on the ground, holding their heads in their hands, trembling like quails.

In fact, Jiang Yifu didn’t kill anyone at all. He just put on this expression to scare the other party. He was not a big villain, so there was no need to kill innocent people indiscriminately.

All the bullets hit the cement board, and from a distance of thirty meters, they punched large, lumpy holes in the thin cement board!! The power of the gun is really good. Although the recoil is a bit strong, after adding a rubber pad to the butt of the gun, the impact is greatly slowed down. Even Jiang Yifu can withstand it, let alone a well-trained person. An adult soldier.

The frightened homeless people looked at the handsome boy with fear in their eyes. The ferocious smile just now seemed like they had encountered a vicious robber. It was too scary. Seeing the other party raising the gun and aiming at him again, he hurriedly begged for mercy,”Ah, brother, I’m sorry, we don’t mean any harm, we are just preparing to go out to find food, don’t kill us, we have no money.”、、’

‘Tsk, I don’t mean any harm, I’m just testing the gun! ‘Jiang Yifu also used the same routine to taunt him back, but he was not malicious at all. I believe you, you are such a bad old man!

Something seemed to come to mind, a rudimentary idea flashed through my mind and was accurately captured! By the way, now is a good opportunity to build a gang. There is white and black in this world. If there is the Avengers, there will definitely be the Evil Alliance. One is an alliance team of superheroes, and the other is a combined force of super villains.

Why don’t you stand in the middle!! Both sides place their own chess pieces. Some dirty jobs are suitable for these tramps, such as playing a villain and preparing to rob Teacher Dana, and then jumping out as a hero to save the beauty!! Tsk tsk tsk, the method is old-fashioned, but it definitely works! You have to do whatever it takes to pick up girls!

As he thought about it, Jiang Yifu laughed evilly, his expression was really obscene! Um, no, it should be like spring is coming. The homeless men squatting on the ground who were laughing were shivering and tightened their thin clothes. They looked at each other. They didn’t need words to communicate, their eyes could convey information.

‘Isn’t this guy a pervert? You smile so obscenely, do you like men?’

‘No, we can’t be insulted, this is too terrible, even if you beat me, I will admit it, if so!’

‘Oh my God, don’t scare me, I haven’t eaten yet today! ‘

Jiang Yifu didn’t know what the people in front of him were thinking. If he knew, he would definitely take out a new magazine and go over there. This is so disgusting. I am a decent person and my sexual orientation is absolutely normal!! What I like is beautiful women!! Not a man!

‘Ahem, very good. Although you guys are just a pile of garbage, garbage also has its uses. Here are two dollars, which is my fee for hiring you. Don’t think about escaping, otherwise I will let you know what bullets taste like. How wonderful! Now stay with me. After my experiment, I still need to hire you for something! ‘After that, he threw out two one-dollar bills.

The banknotes swayed left and right in the air, and finally fell to the ground. It was an extremely insulting action. If you want to pick up the money, you must bend 180 degrees in front of Jiang Yifu, which is equivalent to bowing. This scene is like the scene in The Gambler where the villain Hussein gives twenty dollars to the knife. But the difference is that Jiang Yifu is not a villain, and the homeless people in front of him are not gamblers.

The homeless man covered in dirt immediately rushed over and took two lovely golden ones in his hand. What kind of dignity is there for? It is something that rich people pursue. For people at the bottom of society, dignity is not as good as two The burgers come real!

‘Yes, yes, boss, don’t worry, our brothers will definitely arrange everything for you. ‘A stronger black man patted his chest. Even though it was the first time they met, he knew that this boy was not someone to be trifled with. That normal teenager would run around the streets with an assault rifle!!

‘Tsk, just keep an eye on it!”Jiang Yifu waved his hand domineeringly. He has never eaten pork and has never seen a pig running!” If you pretend to be more domineering, you can intimidate these gangsters. As Einstein said, everything has its use, even trash.

Da da da! Gunfire rang out all morning, and a lot of bullet casings fell on the grass. If it weren’t for the fact that the park itself is a place where homeless people gather, the police would not be willing to patrol here. If Jiang Yifu was used to shooting like this, he would have been arrested and thrown into the detention center.

While shooting, take out paper and pen to record. After noon, Jiang Yifu left the park without saying anything and waiting for his orders.

The results of the two-hour experiment are very great. At least we know how the basic problems of gun lagging, repeating bolt callback, etc. occur, and we can just make some adjustments after returning.

As soon as he returned home, Jiang Yifu smelled the fragrant smell of beef. Aunt Sarah’s craftsmanship is indeed very good. The steak is fried to a golden color, leaving a fragrant butter. Vegetable borscht effectively cleans the mouth and digests grease

‘You are back, Master Ivo, you can eat now. Please try my cooking. If it doesn’t suit your taste, please tell me and I’ll make another one. I don’t know what your taste is like, so I made the usual taste. ‘Aunt Sarah, wearing an apron, exudes an aura of intellectual maternal love, perhaps due to her previous career as a nurse. He is very friendly and his words make people feel like spring breeze.

After chewing a bite of the steak, the hot butter rolled in my mouth, and a strong meaty flavor spread on my tongue. It was so delicious! It’s just as delicious as Mrs. Barra’s next door! ‘It’s delicious, I like it very much. Aunt Sarah, I love it. By the way, there is no need to clean the laboratory. What does Steve do now? ‘

Jiang Yifu is very curious about what Steve did before he joined the army. After all, it was not mentioned in the movie. But he still has some spare money to watch patriotic movies. He probably won’t be too poor. Of course, it’s not much better. go.

A trace of worry flashed in Aunt Sarah’s eyes,”That child is doing odd jobs in the shop of his father’s old comrade-in-arms. His dream is to join the army as a soldier, fulfill his father’s previous wish, and serve the country!”’

‘Oh, that is really an amazing dream. It is because of people like this that we can live in a peaceful era. Aunt Sarah, I’m full. If I need to go out later, I’ll leave it to you at home! ‘Jiang Yifu ate very quickly, finishing the lunch steak in a few mouthfuls and finishing the fruit and vegetable soup. I was thinking about going to Stark Industries.

‘Okay, Master Ivo, go and do your work, I’m at home. ‘Sarah knew from her neighbors that her little boss was a science geek who especially liked to do experiments. It seemed that he was influenced by his parents. When you look at Ivor, you will think of your own son Steve, who is equally persistent and kind.