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Jiang Yifu didn’t dare to laugh out loud, because he would be beaten, he would really be beaten.

Even though Hephaestus was an honest man, if an honest man got angry, he would be worse than a madman.

So for some things, you just have to enjoy yourself secretly.

Don’t yell around.

It’s like a bad guy.

He hits someone with his car and yells about who his father is, and then it becomes a tragedy.

This story taught Jiang Yifu that as a man, he must work hard and take a helicopter whenever he goes out, so as not to crash into a car!

Hey, meow, that doesn’t seem to be the case!

Ahem, okay, I made a mistake.

In fact, I taught Jiang Yifu to keep a low profile.

Just like now, watching Hephaestus bragging, even if you know that the other person is bragging, don’t point it out.

We can still be friends even if we see through it without telling it off.

We must make a good friend with such an honest friend.

Ever since the moment he saw Aphrodite, the goddess of love, Hephaestus had become a friend.

Um, why do I feel so weird when I talk? There seems to be something wrong, but I can’t find it.

As soon as she mentioned the hostess, Aphrodite walked over gracefully carrying a tray with hot, freshly prepared Olympian delicacies on it.

Fresh fruit salad, roast beef, roasted whole lamb, fresh dace fish soup, etc.

, are all delicacies that will make your mouth water just by looking at them.

“Haha, what are you talking about? You are so happy.

Mephistos, I warned you, don’t get drunk.

If you get drunk, I will throw you into the volcano.

Really, a grown man drinks all day long.

He’s just drunk, but he still likes drinking so much.

Is it interesting? Iver, don’t take it off, this man is like this.

Come and eat, try what I cook to see if it tastes good!

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Jiang Yifu looked at the beautiful Ah Fo Rodite said thoughtfully,”Of course it’s delicious, and it’s very delicious. It’s not an exaggeration to say it’s the best in the world! Hephaestus is truly blessed to have such a virtuous wife.” Ah.” What she said made Aphrodite elated and a little shy. She was just hinting not to get drunk, otherwise there would be no second half!

Hephaestus still didn’t know what was going on.

The main reason was that two Oscar-level actors and actresses were acting on the same stage, and there was no clue at all.

Hearing the other party praise his wife so much, he felt very happy and proud.

He picked up the wine glass and drank it down cheerfully,”Haha, thank you for your compliment.

Aphrodite is indeed a very good wife.

Ivor Ah, you have to eat more.

The food my wife makes is unique to Olympus.

Many people can’t even eat it!

How are Diana and the others lately? That little guy was last seen She was four thousand years ago or five thousand years ago.

It has been so long that I have forgotten it.

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“Things are going very well, they are living happily now and often practice martial arts together.

They helped me a lot when I fought Mephisto and the others in the hell dimension last time.

I am very grateful to them!

“Jiang Yifu said with a hint of pride.

He was indeed very proud to be able to marry so many superheroes as his wives, and he also had a special sense of accomplishment.

Especially when his wives became pregnant and gave birth to themselves.

When you have a cute baby girl, your vanity really skyrockets.

You walk with a moonwalk that your relatives don’t recognize.

You can walk as arrogantly as you want.

No one is rich without windfall!

Ahem, what the hell is that last sentence? It’s obvious.

The front and back are inconsistent, the writing skills of a primary school monk are bad, and the review is negative!

“That’s good, by the way, congratulations, you actually led people into the hell dimension, and you even won! This is rare. It seems that your atrium is about to rise! It’s true that heroes emerge from youth, now is your era, our era has long passed!”Hephaestus said with a sigh, seeming to be a little old.

Well, it sounds so sad, but in fact it seems to be irrelevant at all.

This guy looks like he can live for a long, long time at least, and he doesn’t need to go to bed.

On the battlefield, it can be said that the chance of accidental death is as low as freezing point.

In other words, as long as you don’t seek death, it is really difficult to die.

Being praised by one of the twelve main gods of Olympus, Jiang Yifu also He was a little arrogant, but not too inflated.

Because he could defeat the three Mephistos brothers, his wives were a big help.

Their strong strength and suppression power hardly allowed any high-level demons with some ability to show their abilities.

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The demon army with human sea tactics was also suppressed by Hela’s undead army alone.

In addition, those shrews from Paradise Island, supported by Athena’s aura, fought for three days and three nights without any help.

Taking rest is the key.

If Jiang Yifu is alone, no matter how good he is, he can’t stop the demon army in one dimension. Although the soldiers are weak, they can still kill a strong person, unless they are strong enough to break through. The level of Skyrim. Otherwise, Thanos would form the Vanguard Guard for wool, and there would be no need for Apokolips to create a dark elite and an army of demonoids. Just let Darkseid push across alone and it would be over soon!

“Thank you for the compliment.

Ahem, it’s actually the reason why we work together.

I don’t have that much ability on my own.

The main reason is that those demons are too arrogant.

Do you really think that no one in the atrium can punish them? By the way, this time I want to exchange some drawings and prepare to build some weapons and armors.

What do you think?”Jiang Yifu has not forgotten the business.

Apart from bragging, there are more important things to do, which is to improve the strength of his wives and lovers.

Weapons are also part of the strength.

Which one is better, the watermelon knife or the rocket launcher, of course.

It’s a rocket launcher.

You don’t even have to think about it.

“No problem, we are friends! But after all, this is something from Olympus, so it cannot be given to you for free. Whatever drawings you want must be priced accordingly. Precious materials are also acceptable. I can give you a friendly price!”Hephaestus said boldly, friendship is friendship, business is business, they are two different things. You can’t use feelings as money. Damn, how much is love worth? Sometimes it’s really worthless!

Jiang Yifu He wasn’t angry at all. This is how business is done. Buying and selling still requires negotiation between both parties, especially the bargaining session which is the most fun. Immediately, he took out the precious ores and demon bones robbed from the hell dimension. , as well as the precious materials in Dormammu’s treasure house.

When I saw these materials, I thought of the great devil’s beautiful face with a wicked smile. Hela is really bad enough. She actually led Diana and the others into evil, and learned how to loot Dormammu. Mu’s treasure house, no wonder Dormammu is so angry. I heard that the thief can’t be found, and he has been looking for trouble for the three Mephisto brothers recently, and the three Mephisto brothers don’t know who the thief is, so A world-wide mystery was born!