Me and my Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Chapter 12: Can your hoof go dim sum

The sound of the usual crying woman sounded around the side of the temple. This is one of the monsters who have heard the wind. Every time there is a tomb thief, she will issue such a warning. The main place where the sound comes is the tomb thief. Location.

Listening to the woman's crying, the wind and his face moved quickly in the direction of fusion!

Sleep lamp!

Where the tomb thieves go is the sleeping lamp!

On the other side, Wang Xiaoba looked at him dumbly and screamed in front of a black donkey hoof waving on the ground.

You guys have been calling for ten minutes, are you tired?

Wang Xiaoma opened his mouth and just wanted to say, "I..." I am not a bad person.

The big brother over there: "Don't come here-ahhhhhhhh!"

Wang Xiaoma: "..."

Wang Xiaoma squatted embarrassingly and adjusted his angle as much as possible to put his clothes down. Although everyone is a man, what should I do if he is seen?

Probably because of his movements causing misunderstanding to the person on the opposite side, the black man with muddy face and black muddy man yelled, "I'm fighting with you!" Then a black donkey hoof with open teeth and talons knocked on Wang Xiaoma's head!

‘Boom! ’

"..."

Wang Xiaoma looked at him with nothing but dead fish eyes.

The buddy trembled all over his body, "Impossible! Why is this dumpling okay?! It must be not strong enough!" Then he lifted his hoof high again and tried to hack it!

Wang Xiaoma, who was close by, heard the wind coming from the black donkey hoof!

What are you doing in the trough, your special lady, to fix the zongzi or smash the zongzi! ! !

Wang Xiaoma's face changed a lot. Although he turned into a zombie, his skin was strong and beaten a lot, and people are not so afraid of pain, but this does not mean that his head can resist the hoof!

Wouldn't it be disfiguring if his skin was not thick enough and his head was smashed? ! ! !

Under the horror, he looked as if the cold glow of the donkey hoofs appeared.

The lizard man Muichi, who hadn't waited until he ordered the attack, saw the living man's attack and slammed his scarlet eyes. It was only a moment before he flew down and opened the big mouth of the blood basin. Half of the head of a living person bit down!

Wang Xiaomei also saw that he grabbed the black donkey hoof that he swung down and pulled it, but he didn't expect that he was so powerful now that he just pulled the hoof from others' hands!

"Don't move!" Wang Xiaoba shouted.

The monster that was climbing above his head stopped, not knowing that his life was almost back to the west, and looked at the empty palm with a pale face.

Finished, this dumpling was too high, and even the black donkey hoof was taken away!

Looking at the grave-robbing buddy, fainting, Wang Xiao-zao, who has not wiped his butt, hastily said, "Don’t panic! Don’t panic! You can rest assured that I won’t hurt you, I’m just going to the toilet and I know how you can do it. I fell off the top of my head, buddy, I am very short of toilet paper. If you give me toilet paper, I will return the black donkey hoof in your hand! Tell you how to get out from here! How?

This man looked trance. Looking at Wang Xiaoma's standard squat posture and obviously not the normal person's dress and skin color, he asked hardly: "A zongzi...will squat?"

Wang Xiaozao: "...Zhaodi, you discriminate against dumplings!"

Wen Yan said that the man had been silent for a while, and did not know how much psychological preparation he had made. He wiped his face with his hands, and all of them were darker.

He put down his backpack and put out a pack of breeze tissue from it and handed it to Wang Xiaoya, but he still didn't open it.

"Thank you!" The big brother had a very good quality in his heart. He actually gave it. Wang Xiaoma thanked Dade for taking the tissue.

And watching the big dumplings really took the paper towels and skilled Kaifeng ready to use the grave robber brother: "..."

If his face is big enough, then it must be filled with the words ‘red and fiery’ and ‘who am I, and I will use paper towels everywhere’.

Wang Xiaoma just wanted to wipe it, and his burning eyes made him look up embarrassedly, "Dude, it's a little embarrassing to see me, can you turn around?"

"Oh!" The man turned quickly, embarrassed.

Wang Xiaoma breathed a sigh of relief, and finally he wiped it off. He stood up and walked a few steps away with the black donkey hooves away from the little hut without a door, and walked to the big brother.

It’s good to be a dumpling. The legs are not numb after squatting for so long.

Thinking about it, the buddy suddenly jumped up and held Wang Xiaoma's shoulder and laughed: "I want to understand! You must be sent by my brother to scare me in the tomb! Is it to make me not follow in the future?" Did they come to steal the grave? Hahaha, I’m so smart!"

How can normal dumplings speak so clearly? How is it possible to squat? How could it not attack strangers?

So this must be my brother who came to scare him!

"Haha, you are a buddy in my brother's shop, you have to work hard to squat for a long time from here, and quickly give me the black donkey hoof, I must find the fish beads."

He didn't know what the brain was filling and laughed at his white teeth, but Wang Xiaomei knew that he regarded himself as a human being. That's fine, Wang Xiaohua thought, and then handed him the donkey hoof in his hand.

Just after handing over, Wang Xiaomei glanced at his hand and found that it was all black paint!

"Mother! Your black donkey's hoof is dyed!" I said how could this little brother wipe his face with his hands, getting darker? Wang Xiaoma made a black thread: "Brother, even if we are poor, we can't fool it with dyed donkey hooves."

Are you all stupid? Gee, this is really a fool...

The man's face stiffened, scratching his head with an awkward smile. "I, I don't know. The house is out of stock. I bought it from the same day..."

Wang Xiaoba: "..." Hehe, then you are great.

Wang Xiaozai has determined that this guy is not very young, and at first glance, he has no IQ.

"Oh, you are my brother's new recruit, why haven't I seen you before?" he asked abruptly.

Wang Xiaoba shook his head, "I'm not your brother's buddy. My name is Wang Xiaoba, and I don't know your brother."

"Oh, my name is Zhenbei, you are not the one sent by my brother? Who are you?..." His eyes warned and said, "Are you a tomb robber too?!"

No, I am the owner of the hapless tomb stolen...

[The author has something to say: Mama Da, today I will return your collection, refill, thank you very much

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