Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits

"Hey, do you still want your computer?"

It was late at night, and my mother called me to ask this kind of question. Ren Suo immediately became wary: "Which cousin has taken a fancy to my computer? Don't give it away. There is very important data in it."

Although Ren Suo has a desktop host and a laptop here in Lianjiang, he has always taken good care of the old computer at home, which at least allows him to play a few fighting games with his sister when he returns home.

Not to mention that the old computer contains many old RPG game archives, photo data from middle school and high school, and most importantly, it contains various text carriers, picture carriers, audio and video carriers that Ren Suo has collected since his estrus period, and even no Chinese versions. foreign games.

It doesn't matter if the computer is gone, it doesn't matter if relatives discover those treasures of his and torture his cousins, cousins, and cousins. What if the news gets out?

Just for the sake of his cousins, Ren Suo has to persuade his mother not to handle her computer casually!

"It's not a gift." Ren's mother said, "Look at what you said, am I the kind of person who sacrifices my son's property to please my relatives?"

"It's okay if it's not." Ren Suo breathed a sigh of relief: "Then why do you ask?"

"I want to burn this thing. It doesn't look valuable."

"Well, why are you burning it?" Ren Suo was stunned: "That's a graphics card, not a gas stove!"

"What kind of gas stove?" Ren's mother said: "If you have no use for it, then I will burn your computer and give it to your grandparents. It's too expensive to buy a new one. You haven't used the one a few times a year... When you go back and want to use your computer to go to an Internet cafe, don’t you just have to?"

"Wait a minute -" Ren Suo said, "You burn my computer and give it to my grandparents?"

Ren Suo's grandparents had passed away before he was born, and Ren Suo's impression of them basically only had the names on the god's card and the black-and-white photos of their old faces.

However, their family has never been superstitious, so they might burn incense and worship their ancestors during the Qingming Festival, but Ren Suo has put this activity on hold since he went to college - a round trip between Lianjiang City and his hometown Baiyun City takes a lot of time. Money and energy!

With this time and vacation, wouldn't it be nice to stay in the dormitory and play games? When Ren Suo plays games, he will definitely thank the ancestors of the Ren family from the bottom of his heart just like he thanked Qu Yuan.

Moreover, when Ren Suo comes home, he usually says hello to his grandparents and puts up incense sticks to express his feelings, which is quite meaningful.

Why did Ren's mother suddenly want to burn the computer for her grandparents? Even if it is to be burned, it should be made of paper. How can anyone actually burn it?

Ren's mother: "Oh, son, don't you have access to the Internet? Do you know, Ren Neisser? He is the person who posts supernatural videos on the Internet, and he has released a new movie! Tsk, tsk, tsk, you can watch it online, you don't have to go to the cinema, you Say whether this person is mentally ill or not, even if he doesn’t make any money.”

Ren Suo: "...I know Ren Neisser and have watched the movies he sent, so what does this have to do with my computer..."

"Now the Internet is going crazy. His movie proves that there are ghosts in this world!

People who have died may still be alive as long as we offer incense every day!

And they can also receive the houses, money, and cars we burned! "

Ren's mother said: "Didn't you see that at the end of the movie, those people were also burning things to bless their living family members? It is useful for living people to burn things, but it is also useful for dead people to burn things! Burning things is not worth a lot of money anyway, so you have to Let them have a pleasant life down there, and enjoy the food and drink."

"Our community has been burning since early in the morning, and the smoke has not cleared outside yet. Everyone is looking forward to burning something for the ancestors so that the ancestors can protect themselves. Do you remember that Aunt Wang upstairs in our house? ?”

"I don't remember." Ren Suo was only at home for only a few months a year, so he couldn't remember those three aunts and six wives.

"The son whose college entrance examination score is fifty points higher than yours."

When Ren Suo said this, he remembered the seal-shaped aunt he least wanted to see after the college entrance examination: "Oh, that one who is particularly arrogant...what happened to her?"

"Her son recently gave birth to a granddaughter for her, and she is the best at burning things in the whole building. She doesn't burn anything made of paper either, but only models made of clay, such as cars, amusement parks, movie theaters, and gymnasiums. ah.

I heard that her father-in-law liked to listen to cross talk during his lifetime, and her son bought a real wax figure at a large price and burned it. Moreover, she said that her father-in-law might get lonely watching cross talk alone, and her father-in-law liked to write articles before he was alive. Her son bought more than a dozen dummies and burned them to serve as readers and friends for her father-in-law.

Our eyes were really opened today, these dummies can actually be so real. "

Ren's mother marveled: "Her family spends so much money because she wants her ancestors to protect her granddaughter, her son, and her daughter-in-law. Of course, she can make a fortune on the way, and the whole family will be free from all diseases..."

"Wow, she wants to rob the underground ancestors." Ren Suo said, "The purpose of burning my computer is..."

"Hey, your dad and I are not like that." Ren's mother said, "It's just that we all worship our ancestors. We usually burn things for fear of disturbing the neighbors, but now we are not afraid of burning things, so we can burn them as we please."

"Then you buy something made of paper and burn it..."

"There are also ones made of paper, including the latest MacBook. Your computer is a guarantee, and the elderly may not be used to foreign products." Ren's mother said.

Ren Suo didn't bother to correct that Microsoft's operating system was also a foreign product. "Then you don't have to burn it so fiercely. Don't you have no requirements?"

"Although I say no, if our ancestors want to take care of their children and grandchildren, help your father and I with salary and welfare increases, bless your sister's academic progress, slow down the aging rate, and increase the body's immunity, that would also be great... …”

"You have a lot of demands." Ren Suo said, "Want to burn something to bless the whole family?"

Ren's mother corrected him: "How can there be a whole family? This doesn't include you."

"..." Ren Suo: "Based on my age, was it sent to me by a PHS or a BP machine?"

"What you said, of course you are my biological child." Ren's mother said, "I only learned it from Aunt Wang."

Ren Suo was furious: "Auntie Wang is praying to her ancestors to protect her son's family! Look at other people's mothers!"

"You have said that Aunt Wang is protecting her son's family from the ancestors." Ren's mother said leisurely: "You are my son, what about your family?"

"..." Ren Suo felt something was wrong.

"Where is my wife? Where are my grandchildren?" Ren's mother said sadly: "Now your sister is in the same school as you, and your age is also very suitable. Why don't you ask your sister to find a way to find a blind person among the students... …the right girl for you.”

"I'm not worried about your sister anymore. Even if you make me and your father worried, our ancestors must also be worried. How could they be willing to protect you..."

"My hair is dry. It's very late and I'm going to bed. Let's talk next time." Ren Suo hung up the phone neatly.

Unexpectedly, after not talking on the phone for a while, my mother actually became smarter - this method of urging marriage can actually be a hot topic!

Moreover, he was sure that he could not find her with his own strength. Ren Suo was not convinced now. With his charm, wouldn't anyone hold him in his arms and confess his feelings?

Returning from the balcony to the living room, Zhao Huo, who was packaging items, turned to look at him: "It's so late, what can I do? Just tell me if you have anything."

"It's okay, harassing phone calls."

Zhao Huo put down the sealed fantasy item, walked over and hugged Ren Suo tightly, as if he wanted to rub him into his body——

"Brother, I love you to death!"

Ren Suo, who looked hopeless, pushed Zhao Huo away: "You old man, don't be so stupid, treat me to food... just give me some spiritual stones."

Zhao Huo wasn't even a bonder. Ren Suo gave him a lot of things and was not polite to him at all. Originally, Ren Suo usually asked for food in return, but now he feels that the food outside is not that good, so he might as well just discount it.

"There are several things you have here that I couldn't bear to buy before!" Zhao Huo directly avoided the question of spirit stones and other issues, and said excitedly: "And you didn't even destroy the packaging box. After it was packed, it was the same as the unopened one. Only then can it be collected. value!"

Ren Suo was not a two-dimensional person like Zhao Huo. He did not understand that 'original and unopened' was almost as important to them as 'virgin'. He waved his hand and said, "As long as you like it, take it and take it away."

Ren Suo naturally dismantled a lot of the fantasy items he bought for "High Energy Ahead", but he didn't throw away the box.

He selected some items that took up special space and gave them to Zhao Huo. Unexpectedly, Zhao Huo also helped him deal with the boxes - he prepared the tools to repackage the items himself.

After sending Zhao Huo away, Ren Suo realized that it was still early, so he went online to read the current news.

He used to go to the intranet, and there was a threshold for discussions there. At least only nationally recognized researchers could speak. Naturally, the things discussed were a bit high-spirited, and they were all about essential issues.

Now watching the news, Ren Suo realized that the world had begun to dance——

"Rich man spends 30 million to buy light model museum"

"Lianjiang City Urban Management Bureau Notice: Open fire worship is strictly prohibited in the city"

"Shock! The wife actually burned her husband..."

When Ren Suo clicked on it, he made a headline - people who have escaped from high-level interests are so naive - and found that it was another headline maker, but his wife took advantage of this ancestor worship fever and burned the Magic cards collected by her husband. Melted the runes on my husband's lol account...

I hope her father-in-law can find poker and masturbation friends underground.

Ren Suo had actually expected this situation, but he didn't expect it to be so crazy.

This is still the situation in China. God knows how foreigners misunderstood the custom of burning things during the Qingming Festival. Big news should happen in a few days.

But Ren Suo had no interest in this: when he was playing the game, he had a vague feeling that there might be some reason for the existence of those villagers.

Not everyone can go to Taoyuan Village and enjoy the blessings with just a stretch of their legs.

Therefore, he also regarded these news as a joke. When the time changed from 23:59 to 00:00, he immediately turned on the Small World game console!

This month’s free game quota is refreshed!

"You consume the Bailu solar term promotion to draw a lottery."

"A 3-star unfinished game has been added to the free games column"

"You cannot improve the star rating if you have not completed the game"

"As compensation, unfinished games will have a minimum merit reward (Neisser has the final right to interpret all small world game promotions)"

Ren Suo was slightly startled when he saw a Samsung game appearing in the free games column:

"Girls in Fierce Fighting"

"This game is an unfinished game. Help the girl fight and defeat all the wretched guys with ulterior motives! This game has in-app purchase options, exclusive rewards: unknown, minimum merit reward: 100, game difficulty: 3 stars."

A few months later, Ren Suo actually got another unfinished game!

But that time was different from now. Ren Suo played the unfinished game that time because he wanted to try something new.

Now that he knows what an unfinished game is, and the game is not yet 3 stars, he naturally lacks interest.

Although he wasted a lottery opportunity, Ren Suo was not too depressed - there were still two more!

Consume the Autumn Equinox promotion and conduct a lottery!

"Inhuman Lolita"

"This game is an unfinished game. Help Loli complete her final transformation! This game has in-app purchase options, exclusive rewards: unknown, minimum merit reward: 120, game difficulty: 3 stars."

"The next one should be "The Invincible Auntie"..." Ren Suo's tone was full of endless resentment.

Two consecutive unfinished games? Was it predicted by astrologers that the output of unfinished games would increase significantly this month?

Ren Suo has one last chance - the Mid-Autumn Festival.

However, Ren Suo is now in a difficult situation: if he draws an unfinished game again, he will really lose money and urinate blood.

Generally speaking, the promotional effect of the Mid-Autumn Festival is definitely stronger than that of ordinary solar terms promotions. Although it is not comparable to "free", it is still within the scope of Ren Suo's tolerance.

Just when Ren Suo was hesitating, the system popped up a prompt:

"Do you want to use the "Mid-Autumn Festival Promotion" as a price to select free games this month?"

"Remarks: The Mid-Autumn Festival is a historical and traditional festival. When consumed, a special effect - reunion will be activated."

"Reunion (free column exclusive effect): All candidate games will be integrated (including game mechanics, game tasks, game protagonists, game rewards). After the integration is completed, the game star rating will be at least four stars.

When multiple games are merged, the protagonist of the game will be randomly assigned.

Fusion game exclusive rewards and reward merits are related to the fused game.

Because the Fusion game has not been rigorously designed, there is no character rating or task evaluation. All rewards can be obtained by clearing the level (but the total reward will inevitably decrease).

Because the Fusion game is not strictly designed, clearance prompts will appear when playing the game. If you follow the prompts, you will definitely be able to pass the level (but the total reward may decrease).

The final interpretation right of Fusion Game belongs to Neisser Company. "

After Ren Suo saw the effect of [Reunion], he felt a strong sense of conspiracy from it.

Although the disadvantages of fusion games have been written in many places, the flaws cannot be concealed - the system will continue to provide prompts to ensure that this game can be passed!

Is it really a Mid-Autumn Festival gift package?

Or does it require Ren Suo to spend a lot of gold?

Although he was a little hesitant, the system ensured that the fusion game was 4 stars or above, which was already the biggest benefit - his clear spring ring was waiting for him.

And he also wants to quickly upgrade to a level 5 player and summon collectors to cook. At this time, every time you clear a high-star game, you earn time.

Why not, believe that the Small World game console will occasionally do good things?

Ren Suo thought for a moment and decided to consume the Mid-Autumn Festival promotion - there are promotions every month, but the fusion game may only be played once a year!

People who are out of touch with advanced tastes are so easy to fall prey to.

The souls of hardcore gamers are burning! He wants to try this mysterious looking game!

Even if it is shit, Ren Suo will admit it!

"You have consumed the Mid-Autumn Festival promotion opportunity to draw free games"

"A 4-star game has been added to the free games column"

Before Ren Suo could see what game it was, the system popped up a prompt again:

"The reunion effect is activated, and all alternative games in the free game column are being integrated."

"The small world is merging..."

"The small world is merging..."

"Fusion completed."

"My life is not your game"

"Hey, the name of this game seems to be very dissatisfying to me."

PS: It's late today, sorry. The main reason is that Tingri is thinking about the settings of the new game. The secondary reason is that Tingri has been playing outside for a day...

Really two in one! It's just like McDonald's 2-in-1 Big Mac, it doesn't look that big, and it doesn't taste that big either...