ps: It's been another three hours, and the codewords on mobile phones are really slow.

ps: The review is very strict. After this chapter was blocked, it was revised four times, covering my face....

Chapter 147

On the outskirts of Gotham City, in a valley that looks like a plant wonderland.

Harry sat on the swing, blowing a bubble gum. At this time, her image changed drastically. She wore a bright red and white coat on her upper body and black mesh socks on her lower body. There was a hint of madness in her **** appeal.

"Harry, men are unreliable..."

Next to Harley, Poison Ivy kept talking bad things about Li Xu.

"I think honey is great!"

Harry let out a lazy hache.

"..."

Looking at the red marks on Harry's neck, Poison Ivy choked speechlessly, suddenly wanting to cry.

She has chloroplasts all over her body, which is already green enough, but she didn't expect it to be even greener.

"Honey, you're finally here!"

At this moment, seeing Li Xu walking into the valley, Harry looked pleasantly surprised, grabbed a vine and jumped into Li Xu's arms.

Poison Ivy Girl looked at Li Xu bitterly and bitterly, and soon her eyes lit up.

Omg I'm in love again!

Poison Ivy covered her heart, excitedly looking at Selina beside Li Xu.

Li Xu was speechless and glanced at the Poison Ivy girl with an idiot face, hugged Harley and sat on a chair made of vines, waved and said, "Who the hell, bring some fruit and nectar water over here."

"Why should I listen to you?" Poison Ivy snorted coldly.

"Yesterday, someone hugged my thigh and begged, saying that as long as Harley was saved, he would let me handle it."

"Want to cheat now?"

Li Xu hooked his fingers lightly, and immediately, the Poison Ivy Girl stood upside down in the air, spinning like a spinning top.

"Don't play tricks, let me down quickly."

Poison Ivy screamed.

Li Xu chuckled, and put the Poison Ivy Girl down: "Well, my request is very simple, as long as you are a maid for three months, but you must work hard and not violate my orders."

"no!"

Poison Ivy's eyes widened.

"you sure?"

Li Xu's expression was half a smile, and he looked Poison Ivy up and down: "Then change to another one, you will hang in the sky for three months. Anyway, your blood is full of chloroplasts, as long as you bask in the sun and drink water, you won't die."

"I'll take the first one."

Poison Ivy shuddered.

"very good."

With a wicked smile on the corner of Li Xu's mouth, he gestured towards Selina.

Selina had a strange expression, and took out different styles of maid outfits from the bag in her hand.

"you......"

Poison Ivy's eyes spewed fire, but under Li Xu's threatening gaze, she still took her clothes and turned to leave.

 …

"Honey, eat some fruit."

When Poison Ivy came back after changing her clothes, she saw Harley sitting on Li Xu's lap, feeding various fruits. And Selina, who moved her heart, stood behind, holding Li Xu's shoulders.

"hateful!"

Poison Ivy gritted her teeth.

"not bad!"

Seeing the female vine girl in maid costume, Li Xu was overjoyed, and raised his leg slightly: "You are responsible for beating your legs."

The Poison Ivy Girl clenched her fists, walked to Li Xu and squatted down, and beat hard again and again, as if she was not beating a leg, but a person.

"This dean is a bit dangerous."

After Li Xu died, Selina, the catwoman, felt a little regretful.

When she accepted the task, considering that the target person was a kind angel, she didn't worry too much about her safety. Even if they are discovered, at most they will be driven away, and their lives should not be in danger.

Now it seems that this angel is not kind at all, but extremely dangerous. If found, she may have the orthographic writing written all over her body.

"Dean, I'm going to the bathroom."

The more Selina thought about it, the worse it became. She was going to find an unoccupied place to contact the mysterious force that hired her, and cancel the mission.

"Go ahead."

Li Xu nodded.

"Honey, is she your new assistant?"

"Do you need me to help you out?"

After Selina left, Harry hooked Li Xu's neck and laughed.

"No, the process is interesting."

Li Xu took out his mobile phone, looked at the message sent by Selina requesting to evacuate, the corner of his mouth curled up, and told Poison Ivy, "Use your special ability to cultivate some catnip, the kind that can make cats addicted."

"What do you want catnip for?" Poison Ivy asked with a puzzled expression.

"As a maid, you just have to obey."

There was a smile on the corner of Li Xu's mouth.

To train a kitten, of course you need a little catnip that works well.

"I have ready-made ones here. I wanted to raise a kitten before, so I specially bred some."

The Poison Ivy girl waved her hand lightly, and the vine swam away immediately, sending over a dozen mint leaves.

"How does it work on cats?"

Li Xu picked up the mint leaves and smelled them.

As far as he knows, Catwoman Selina was originally a female white-collar worker who was killed after witnessing a crime. After her death, a mysterious Egyptian cat resurrected her, giving her feline agility and dexterity.

But while gaining power, Selina also acquired some of the **** of cats, such as liking to catch wool **** and catnip.

".々The plants I have cultivated are not bad. After the cat has tried them, they will definitely be addicted to these catnip." Poison Ivy raised her head proudly.

"Then it will be fun later."

Li Xu rubbed his chin, his smile was full of mischief.

After a while, Selina returned from the bathroom and sniffed lightly.

"Smells good!"

Selina leaned close to Li Xu and sniffed it hard, with a puzzled expression: "Dean, why do you smell like catnip?"

"Just took it, do you like the taste?"

Li Xu spread out his palms, put a mint leaf on the tip of Selina's nose, and slid it gently.

Sisi...

Selina looked intoxicated, and she lay lazily in Li Xu's arms.

"Tsk, the effect is really good."

Li Xu suppressed his laughter and continued to tease him with catnip.

"Smells good!"

Smelling the unusual scent of catnip, Selina felt her head light (was) floating, and her whole body lacked any strength.

Seeing this miraculous scene, Poison Ivy and Harley opened their eyes wide, full of curiosity. Especially Poison Ivy, whose expression was faintly excited.

"Dean, you are too much."

After about half an hour, Serena jumped up with great perseverance and glared at Li Xuyang.

"I thought you liked it?"

Li Xu blinked innocently, and passed over a dozen mint leaves in his hand: "Do you want it?"

Selina frowned in confusion, but after smelling the irresistible aroma of catnip, she immediately gave in: "I want it."

"Then come here."

Li Xu chuckled, and pulled Selina into his arms again, and this time it was even more extreme. He put his hand on Selina's head, and started to lick the cat directly.

Selina twisted her body in resistance, but soon became addicted to the smell of catnip, completely unable to extricate herself.

 …

Chapter 148

March time flies by.

In a luxurious bedroom, Li Xu was awakened by a series of system prompts, slowly opened his eyes, and focused his consciousness on the system panel.

[Successfully healed the scarecrow, experience value +100]

[Successfully treat the Riddler, experience value +100]

[Successfully treat the Mad Hatter, EXP +100]

[Successfully treat Penguin, experience value +100]

[Successfully healed an unknown villain, experience value +20]

 …

[Psychiatrist: Advanced (470/10000)]

Title bonus:

1. [body]: 1100

2. 【Wisdom】: 1100

3. [Method]: 1100

4. [Insight]: As a psychiatrist, it is difficult for ordinary people to keep secrets from you.

5. [Hypnosis]: As a psychiatrist, if you can't even hypnotize, you can quit the group.

6 [Blade of the Mind]: Everyone has weaknesses in their minds, and the Blade of the Mind can hit these weaknesses, making people fall into an illusion and cannot extricate themselves.

"Good skills!"

Li Xu chuckled, pushed away Harry and Selina who were pressing on him, stood up and opened the curtains.

Bright sunlight shines through the glass, illuminating the messy bedroom.

"Why open the curtains, I still want to sleep."

Selina rolled over lazily.

"Lazy cat!"

Li Xu shook his head.

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