My Age of Investment

"Your mother, please give me your money back!"

"Mother Diurei, refund the money!"

"Young lady, please give me your money back!"

…

Beijing, Sanlitun, a large group of "fruit fans" carrying one or two smart fruit mobile phone shopping bags surrounded the entrance of the company's first flagship store in China, vomiting fragrance, various dialects one after another, everyone's face They are all written with indignation.

Facing the angry people returning goods outside, every clerk at Zhizhiguo felt as if they were facing a formidable enemy. They hid behind the closed glass door from a distance and watched the chaotic scene outside vigilantly.

Not far from the gate, a news interview car suddenly arrived. The door quickly opened and a beautiful female reporter from the Beijing TV station stepped out.

Following the camera, the female reporter held a microphone and ran all the way to the scene of the incident.

After getting closer, the female reporter turned her back to the crowd who were shouting for returns and faced the camera to start reporting.

“...We can now clearly see that the Smart Fruit flagship store in Sanlitun has become crowded.

But this time, consumers should not be queuing up to buy mobile phones, but queuing up to return them.

Hmm... maybe the word "queuing" is not appropriate to describe it. The scene was chaotic and there was no order at all..."

"Let's follow the live footage and see what's going on!"

"I'm sorry, please give way!"

"Reporters from the TV station are here to interview. Everyone, please give way!"

The female reporter carefully squeezed into the wall of people, barely separated a path, and arrived at the glass door of Zhizhiguo step by step. The cameraman following her recorded all the surrounding scenes - angry faces. , plus a pair of unwilling eyes.

"We have now arrived at the entrance of the Smart Fruit flagship store. For some unknown reason, the door has been closed at this time, and dozens of clerks are still in the store...

I don’t know what the situation is like at the scene. Let’s interview the consumers present now. "

After that, the female reporter pointed the microphone in her hand at the young man wearing glasses and looking very polite who yelled "your mother" the most enthusiastically.

"Hello, can I interview you? Are you here to return your phone?"

"Yes, I'm here to return my phone, and everyone around here is here to return their phones."

The bespectacled man's words won the echo of the people around him.

"The Wisdom Fruit Company has fooled Chinese consumers like fools. We are determined to return the products."

"Yes, return it!"

"return the goods!"

"return the goods!"

…

Listening to the sound of "returns" like a roaring mountain and a tsunami, the female reporter seemed to be frightened. When the surroundings calmed down, she continued to ask the man with glasses: "As far as I know, the wisdom fruit has no reason for fifteen days." Return or exchange, how long have you bought the phone?”

"Today is just the fifteenth day. If you don't return it, you won't be able to return it."

After that, the bespectacled man pointed at the glass door and said angrily: "Now they have closed the door directly. They are just trying to fool consumers. What they say is like farting."

The female reporter asked again: "Then why do you want to return it? What's the reason?"

When the bespectacled man heard this, he became angry. He took out his iPhone 4 from his trouser pocket and gestured in front of the camera: "This is a broken phone. It's okay that WeChat cannot be downloaded. Just bear with it and it will be over."

But it even had problems with the most basic function of a mobile phone - making calls. Often, in the middle of a call, there would be no sound on the other end.

I hung up and called again, but after a while there was no sound again.

Do you think I can still have this kind of mobile phone? Who can afford to spend five to six thousand yuan on a piece of junk that can't even make a phone call?

I originally thought there was a problem with China Unicom's 3G network, but it wasn't until someone started breaking the news on the Internet that I realized it was a defect in the phone's design.

Many foreign consumers have successfully returned the goods, but we Chinese consumers are the only ones who cannot do so!

Are we Chinese inferior to their foreigners? Why can't we return it? "

The bespectacled man's emotional confession was quite inflammatory, and people around him spoke out to support him.

"That's good, foreigners can return goods, why can't we Chinese!"

"Wisdom Fruit is discriminating against us Chinese consumers!"

"Boycott the fruit of wisdom!"

"Wisdom Fruit, get out of China!"

…

The female reporter looked around and found that this group of consumers was already on the verge of rage. Several people had already begun to vent their emotions. They kicked the glass door wildly, scaring the shop assistants inside and quickly hid behind them.

Fortunately, Wisdom Fruit is really not short of money, and the glass doors are relatively strong, and they fell down after a few kicks, so no serious accidents happened.

Seeing this scene, the female reporter quickly dropped her interview work and walked over to dissuade a few young people from acting recklessly.

Although the man with glasses cursed a lot, his quality was still very high, and he also helped the female reporter to persuade consumers.

After all, a few young people stopped kicking the door, but they still cursed and said: "We really can't swallow this breath!

I don’t know if you watch foreign news?

A reporter went to interview Jobs and asked him what he thought of the iPhone 4 antenna scandal.

How did Jobs respond? He said that the user's posture when holding the phone was wrong!

I'm going to ride a horse! If I buy Wisdom Fruit products again, I will be like a dog! "

After swearing the oath, a young man slammed the iPhone 4 in his hand to the ground and stepped on it several times.

Seeing this "cowardly" scene, the emotions of the consumers present were completely ignited. They all yelled and cursed, and the scene fell into chaos for a time.

The female reporter could not continue the interview and stood there looking at each other with the cameraman.

Soon, the nearby police officers received a call from the Smart Fruit clerk and rushed to the scene. They quickly pulled out the isolation tape and began to maintain order on the scene.

Several young people who claimed that they had taken out loans to buy mobile phones were unwilling to leave the door. They fell to the ground and rolled around, saying how difficult it was for them to buy a smart phone and that they almost sold their kidneys. It was really sad to hear this. The listeners shed tears!

A group of detectives were also looking at it with big eyes and small eyes, so they had to patiently persuade a few young people who had gone astray.

A large group of reporters who arrived later than the Beijing TV station raised their cameras high and took pictures of the scenes that took place at the scene. They had even thought of the title, which was called "The Fruit of Wisdom and the Nearly Nearly" of the Black Heart. "Contemporary Young People Selling Their Kidneys", we must use words as swords to warn the world!

…

The Sanlitun store of Fuxing Home is not far from the Wisdom Fruit store. Standing at the door, Zhang Chenguang and scalper Lin Kuan looked at the various ridiculous scenes happening in front of the Wisdom Fruit flagship store and chatted casually.

"Brother Guang, are your arrangements okay?"

Zhang Chenguang gave Lin Kuan a thumbs up and praised him sincerely: "If I really have you, I can take these brothers to Hengdian to make a living."

Lin Kuan laughed loudly, "It's too much praise, it's too much praise, we just gave Wisdom Fruit's already dilapidated house a kick.

When it comes to this matter, they still have to blame themselves!

Dr. Drunk Qingniu once said that arrogance is the fruit of wisdom’s self-destruction. "

Lin Kuan raised his head and stared at the conspicuous logo on the door of the Wisdom Fruit flagship store, and sneered: "It was just a small thing at first, just promise to return and exchange iPhone 4 to all consumers in China.

But the wisdom is not the same. Not only did they not admit that the mobile phones were defective, they also closed the door before returning a few mobile phones.

If I were a consumer, I would have to destroy their store. "

Zhang Chenguang waved his hands repeatedly, "It's okay to smash the store, but you can't destroy other people's property. The current intensity is quite good."

As he said this, Zhang Chenguang couldn't help but laugh.

The WeChat envelope killing scandal and the antenna scandal have not yet officially ended. Zhizhiguo then exposed the return scandal.

There are quite a lot of doors here!

No matter how much consumers like American products, they will be blocked by these gates.

Lin Kuan held a Fuxing FX3 mobile phone and said: "Brother Guang, look, the smart fruit return door has been trending on Weibo again, and a live video has also been uploaded."

Zhang Chenguang hurriedly took out his mobile phone, and as soon as he clicked on the video, he was startled by a deafening "Your mother, please refund the money."

Not to mention, the guy with glasses is quite photogenic, waving his arms and shouting slogans with excitement.

Despite his polite appearance, he shouts such polite and disgraceful slogans. There is a strong contrast. You can imagine how angry and disappointed Brother Glasses is at the moment. Netizens should be able to sympathize with him.

"Okay, our business is done, let's move out! Let's have a drink together!"

Lin Kuan smiled and nodded, then followed Zhang Chenguang into the car and left.

But the big trouble of Wisdom Fruit has just begun.

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