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Chapter 581: The destined person's face will be swollen by being slapped by my aunt

In front of the camera, Emperor Qin and Han Wu, who had a face as good as that of a woman, just started crying silently.

 He cried very sadly, like pear blossoms with rain.

Mianmian sighed: "Okay, okay, you are an adult and still cry all the time. Mianmian doesn't know what to say to you. Then tell me what you want to say. After all, you are already destined to be today." People."

“Actually, you are a very kind person and you often do good things outside. It’s just that you don’t go out often and like to stay at home. You are also lazy and don’t like to work.”

Emperor Qin and Han Wu heard Mianmian talk about him, and wiped his tears anxiously and said, "No, my aunt, I want to be my girlfriend, so don't talk about me."

Mianmian looked helpless: "Oh, we're going to talk about your girlfriend soon! On the day we went to the haunted house, it wasn't your girlfriend who met a ghost and was possessed by a ghost. She met her fate~"

 When talking about meeting a good match, Mianmian’s tone is very relaxed and cheerful.

The audience in the live broadcast room was confused: [I seem to see my sister-in-law being happy for my destined girlfriend? ]

  [You read that right, my sister-in-law is indeed very happy...]

  [Isn’t this worth being happy about? You Yuanren's girlfriend works to make money, and it's so hard to find a soft-bodied guy like Youyuanren. Now that you have met your right destiny, you won't be so tired in the future. Your right destiny can at least fight with her, right? ]

 Mianmian watched everyone's discussion.

She blinked.

On the screen, the dumb-looking Qin Emperor and Han Wu seemed to be reacting only now, saying "Ah": "Sister-in-law, what are you talking about? How can my girlfriend be in a good relationship? She likes me so much, it's impossible. "

When he said this, Emperor Qin and Hanwu actually believed Mianmian's words in his heart. He talked about the previous scenes of love between him and his girlfriend, and repeatedly muttered: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, how is this possible?"

Mianmian heard Qin Emperor Han Wu's mutterings and replied directly: "It's possible, that's it. You and your girlfriend have no fate."

Emperor Qin and Han Wu were so choked by Mianmian's affirmative words that they could no longer murmur, and looked at Mianmian with his red eyes open.

Mianmian also looked at him calmly. After looking at each other for a while, she said: "My mother said that in the animal world, two little birds form a family. The mother bird lays the eggs, and the father bird will help hatch them. After the birds hatch, they will take turns going out to find food and coming back to feed the chicks."

"So Mianmian feels that no matter whether it is a boy or a girl, when they grow up, they must first be able to make money by themselves and help each other work hard before they can start a family. Your girlfriend works hard in life and struggles hard. What she needs is Birds that take turns going out to look for bugs are not birds that stay in their nests and wait for people to feed them bugs. They don’t grow up. Such birds will starve to death if no one feeds them."

Mianmian's words were full of childlike innocence, and her tone was lively and cute, but what she said was like a big slap in the face of Emperor Qin and Han Wu.

Emperor Qin and Han Wu's face turned crimson, obviously from being beaten.

He opened and closed his mouth, and finally choked out a sentence: "I work very hard at home, and I also contribute to her life...+" After hearing this, Mianmian asked very seriously: "Preening feathers in the nest, Does a male bird playing with pebbles count as a contribution to me? You were playing games until the early hours of the morning last night."

   Okay, the destined person’s face will be swollen by being slapped by my aunt. ]

I support my sister-in-law’s point of view. Marriage is about two people supporting each other. Both of them have to bear the responsibility of taking care of the children and go out to make money. This is the most harmonious marriage. ]

I don’t know why, but after listening to my sister-in-law’s words, I suddenly felt that I had found a soulmate. This is the kind of marriage I want! ]

 Audiences who watched the live broadcast were inspired by the incident and went to various social platforms to promote the "little bird raising theory".

Some viewers, after sighing with emotion that Mianmian's point of view was very correct, brought the topic back to Qin Emperor and Han Wu.

[So no wonder my sister-in-law just laughed for your girlfriend. Emperor Qin and Han Wu, you really don’t want Bilian. ]

[Although you have a boyfriend and meet a good match, which is equivalent to cheating and not aboveboard, I still support your girlfriend. ]

[A weak question, I’m the only one who still wants to know...why does his girlfriend become slovenly when she meets a good match? If you have someone you like, shouldn't you be more refined? ]

Mianmian saw this question and did not rush to answer. Instead, she asked first: "What is cheating?"

 Immediately, someone gave Mianmian some information on the barrage, explaining in detail the meaning of cheating.

Mianmian saw the explanation and suddenly realized: "Oh oh oh, I understand! So to say that cheating means stepping on two boats? A person only has two legs, and if he steps on two boats in the water, the legs will be in a split state. If The more boats you have, the more legs you can split! Thank you.”

Then she paused, looked at Emperor Qin and Han Wu and said, "Your girlfriend is not cheating. She and her are just friends. We don't love each other as much as you do. It's just that she wants to break up with you. Because you are not Do you like pretty ones? She stopped dressing up because she wanted you to think she was ugly."

As soon as Mianmian finished speaking, a special barrage appeared on the screen.

The girlfriend in Qin Huanghan's mouth: [Hello everyone, I am the girlfriend in Qin Huanghan's mouth. I did meet a new friend in the haunted house. At that time, the NPC rushed towards me. My boyfriend subconsciously leaned into the arms of another boy who met him. I was also scared. When I tried to hide behind him, I was blocked by another girl. Front. After I came out, I became friends with her. ]

 Perhaps due to the limited number of words, the barrage content of "The Girlfriend in the Mouth of Emperor Qin and Han Wu" is gone at this point.

Everyone wanted to continue listening and sent comments asking her to continue talking. But after waiting, I suddenly saw another person's video on the live broadcast screen.

 She looks exactly like the photos released by Emperor Qin and Han Wu. She indeed has no makeup and only wears a simple ponytail. However, even without makeup, her face is still beautiful, as if it has its own filter.

"Thank you, auntie, for connecting with me. Let me explain it clearly." The girl smiled slightly and stared at Emperor Qin and Hanwu. "Actually, I broke up with you last year because I said I wanted to get married, but you said marriage wasn't enough. Living together like this? We just need to get the certificate, there is no need to hold a wedding."

"But I want a perfect ceremony. This is my own dream. You didn't agree to my breakup at that time. You burst into tears, and I relented and didn't kick you out."

“Now I have decided to harden my heart, because I really want the kind of bird my sister-in-law said I would spend my whole life with. I will be happy whether he is a boy or a girl.”

 After the girl finished speaking, another very tall girl suddenly appeared behind her.

The girl looked at the camera with a cold expression. When he looked at Mianmian, an eager light appeared in his eyes.

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