Chapter 46: If I Could Have A Sack…That Would Be Illegal!

Just as everyone's mind is already on the maglev train*, they saw Ruan Jinghong with a heroic appearance and asking, "Teacher Wen, do you play cards?"

*maglev trains (magnetic levitation) are high speed levitating trains, author just describing how fast/far their conclusions have already gone

A few neat rows of "..." floated by, and all kinds of complaints arose.

[The direction of this show is something I didn't expect]

[Hot spring villa big bedroom, playing seven ghosts five two three? Isn't this the game I played when I was a kid?]

[Playing a game of seven ghosts, five, two, three, and even tempting someone to make a fool of herself, she is really the Movie Queen Wen.]

[They're betting? Then I'm interested again]

[Queen Wen said "I won't cheat you", but why do I have the feeling that the cat is about to go to the tiger's mouth.]

[Hahaha Ruan Meow Meow, who was still a top student just now, has now become Queen Wen's dull Meow Meow again]

[Although this is a close match, why do I feel that Ruan Meow Meow is right in Queen Wen's palm]

[Ruan Meow Meow plays cards like playing to lose hahaha]

[It's been manipulated to this extent, and Meow Meow winning, won't her conscience ache?]

[As long as there is no conscience, there will be no pain. Even a weak attack is an attack, young kitten yyds*]

*永远的神(yǒngyuǎn de shén) - eternal god;  the G.O.A.T, the greatest of all time

[Six to five, continue, I want to see the wager!]

[Jin Ziyi, you came here at a very bad time.  dog head/]

[It turns out that the three-person Shura field in the hallway in the spoiler was here, more, more.

[Crying, why did Queen Wen turn off the camera, she treats us as outsiders too much]

[Hahaha, the program team also made a special trip to show a shot of Queen Wen turning off the camera, full of desire to survive]

[Advertising time: Shura field? Betting? "Wen Xiang Ruan Yu" Chao Hua will wholeheartedly decipher them for you]

When Ruan Jinghong was playing cards before, she was competitive and took the lead.

Looking back now from a third perspective, combined with the barrage of the netizens, she realized later that the score of 6 to 5 at that time was probably due to Wen Jin going easy on her.

Thanks to her own foolishness, she always thought she had a chance to turn the tables.

She had been let easy and almost got the chance to ask Teacher Wen a request.

To this day, Ruan Jinghong feels very regretful everytime she thinks about being only "a little bit short" of winning and almost had the opportunity to make Wen Jin, a high-altitude flower, agree to her request.

She felt even sadder when she thought that Wen Jin had been offended by her and didn't know if she would have the opportunity to get along as friendly as before.

After Wen Jin left, Ruan Jinghong watched the video and did not cancel "Only watch TA". The progress bar after playing cards jumped directly to the next morning.

It was obvious that the audience resented Wen Jin's behavior of turning off the camera at such a critical time. After a long period of content, there are still a barrage of regrets about last night.

However, when the screen reached Wen Jin gently calling Ruan Jinghong to wake up, the barrage returned to its previous pink hue.

[Wow, is this kind of doting tone and eyes the same as the Queen Wen I know?]

[Upstairs, the Queen Wen you know, and the Queen Wen that Ruan Meow Meow knows are naturally not the same 233]

[Hahaha, I was talking nonsense, and you told the truth]

[Whoever said before that the two of them were dating underground was purely spreading rumors! In this state, the two of them have clearly been secretly married for many years.  dog head/]

[I'm distracted, Ruan Meow Meow, who is lying on the bed, is so cute, I want to rua]

[Just think about it upstairs, the only one who can get a chance is Queen Wen. Although, I also want to...]

[So cute, so cute, I can eat a hundred of such milky kittens!]

[A little more of this wife-and-wife routine, more, more.]

[Crying, why did the Queen Wen turn off the camera again]

[Queen Wen you are the only one who can see your wife, right? You are noble! You are amazing!]

[Queen Wen, the camera killer of the program crew.]

[Wait a minute, is there still content after the camera is turned off? The Q version* of the characters in the program group is very cute]

*cute version, chibi, caricature. since it was audio only, the show put up a chibi character

[This voice...What should I do if I can't see the real person, purely relying on imagination? Props to the witty program team.]

["Lazy Little Cat", Isn't that sweet? It's so sweet to me!]

[This kind of pet name between wives really only appears when the camera is turned off, right?]

[So how many good things are hidden behind the camera, I want to steal the master tape of the program team.]

[Wake up, if the camera is turned off, where did the master tape come from?]

[It's obvious that the program team has tried their best, so I will renew my membership for three years]

[What did I hear? "Husband-watching stone"! Wen Xiang Ruan Yu officially announced their marriage themselves!]

[This wave is the victory of our Wen Attack Party hahaha]

Wen Jin seldom opens bullet screen comments when watching videos before. She thought they were just boring words.

She never expected that one day, she would empathize with these barrages.

Seeing so many strangers sincerely shipping the CP of her and her beloved gave her a feeling that their giving blessings to her affection.

Now it seems that netizens are sometimes quite cute.

Except... those who want to snatch her kitten!

However, it was quite courageous for the program crew to turn off the camera and secretly record.

The camera turned to the dining table and Ruan Jinghong made her first appearance in front of the public with twin tails.

The screen is full of "kawaii", which made Wen Jin proud of her craftsmanship, but also feels in crisis because her baby is being coveted.

The video features Jin Ziyi and Ruan Jinghong discussing the spoiler trending on Weibo.

[Jin Ziyi deserves to be the Saturday Know-It-All, the top informant.]

[When they were filming, it happened to be the day when the program group aired the spoilers. It turned out that only two days had passed. Why do I feel that it has been so long?]

[I feel the same way, the days without seeing Wen Xiang Ruan Yu feels like years]

[#WenJin_ScreamingDuck, who would have thought of this popular search term at the time, it’s so sad and so funny]

[Ruan Meow Meow's sneaky look at the trending search is so cute. I also left a message at that time. Did she see me?]

[Ruan Meow Meow is familiar with me, I am your old fan.]

[What did Ruan Meow Meow see, why did she grit her teeth?  poke cat face/]

[Queen Wen looks so focused when looking at the hot searches, I thought that someone as cold as her doesn't care much about gossip]

[What do you know? How can other people's gossip be the same as your own wife's gossip? dog head/]

[Queen Wen looks at the trending search with a serious look, as if she was reading a document, ignoring her wife's call.]

[Ruan Meow Meow, what are you doing? If you want to touch your wife, you can just touch, you even used the wind breaker to cover it up.]

[You're both grown ladies and wives now, and it's not surprising for you two to touch each other. You're making it look like an underground secret service.]

[I didn't think there was anything wrong, Ruan Meow Meow insisted on making some imaginative moves, afraid that we might ship too little]

[The wives and wives pay attention to the influence, they are recording the show, why are they flirting with each other. dog head/]

[Hahaha Queen Wen ruthlessly exposed the director's background, but the program team dared to broadcast it all, like it]

[Have you started checking in in groups? Hurry up for a couple's world date]

Ruan Jinghong saw that her act of quietly touching Wen Jin to remind her was actually recorded in high-definition by the ubiquitous cameras of the program crew, and the windbreaker separated her into loneliness.

Thanks to her, she thought she was looking for a good cover angle at the time, and if she had known that, she might as well be frank.

Just when she was still remorseful, the camera turned to the Parade Street.

Her appearance with Wen Jin seemed like a beautiful landscape, attracting the attention of many tourists around. The barrage naturally noticed this.

[Wow, Queen Wen and Ruan Meow Meow are also very popular abroad. Have our Chinese artists become popular all over the world?]

[Although I also hope that our Chinese artists can become popular around the world, those tourists may just think they look good]

[They've been walking on the street for so long, are they planning to go on a date somewhere? They're in a hurry]

[Just find a couple’s restaurant to have a candlelight dinner, although it’s morning in your place, but it’s night for us now.  dog head/]

[A mobile stall is enough as long as there is skinship, I'll be fine dog head/]

[Cat cafe? This date place is quite unique. dog head/]

[Cat Cafe is also good. Big cat meets long lost little cats, It's a family reunion]

[Laughing to death, these cats are so realistic, they are exactly the same as my second cat, you are the boss if you have food, and ignore you if you don’t]

[It's obvious that Ruan Meow Meow likes cats very much, is it true that same breeds attract each other?]

[Help, why are you just feeding a cat together, even if Queen Wen is petting?]

[Cat Cafe's cat: We are here to eat cat food, not dog food*]

*PDA

[The small dried fish that the cat eats is so expensive, the local dog sheds ignorant tears]

[Ruan Meow Meow looked so cute when she heard the price and was shocked. She must be thinking: Why are their food so expensive, aren't we just the same cats?]

[It's normal, meow masters sometimes have higher expenses than humans, not to mention that it is imported]

[Woooo Ruan Meow Meow's pitiful little eyes let out a roar: Buy it for her, buy it for her!]

[Queen Wen heard your wish, tsk tsk, you really deserve to be a wife-spoiler madman]

[What if the wife's wishes are somewhat difficult to handle? Correct Demonstration: Satisfy her, of course]

["I have a way", Queen Wen's sense of security is MAX]

[Sure enough, Ruan Meow Meow bought that small dried fish because she wanted to eat it, I died from laughing, she eats better than big orange]

[Ruan Meow Meow is not convinced: They are all cats, they can eat, why can't I?]

[Such a cute Ruan Meow Meow, doesn't know what color of sack she likes, my little dried fish is enough]

[Hahaha, the one with the sack upstairs, Queen Wen is going to call the police]

A dense barrage of bullets drifted by, but Wen Jin's eyes were suddenly attracted by the word "sack".

She couldn't help thinking along the word: Little idiot is so clueless, if she could have a sack, would she…

T/N: implying that she could lure her into a sack like how bad guys do

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That would break the law!

Wen Jin quickly shook her head, shaking off the strange thought that had inadvertently entered her mind. She was also confused by the stimulation of the little idiot, and she actually had such a strange thought.

Wen Jin looked at Ruan Jinghong in the video. The Blu-ray 4K* picture quality showed her natural beauty to the fullest. Under the sunlight, even the fine hairs on her face were clearly visible.

T/N: author wrote 4M (which is 720p) before, turned out to be 4K (4M is more network speed-based quality, and 720p.1080p 4K.is pixel-based quality), I thought Queen Wen lowered the quality because she was annoyed.

Holding the puppet fish in her hand, she was teaching the naughty little blue cat a lesson. She had a serious look on her cute face, which was similar to when she advised her "don't just find anyone to accompany you".

When Wen Jin was reminded, she couldn't help but feel a little depressed.

The barrage became more and more lively, and the broadcast of the first episode of "Holiday Saturday" made Ruan Jinghong's popularity soar.

[Ruan Meow Meow looks serious when talking to the cat, you are worthy of level ten cat language]

[Hahaha, two kittens are getting frisky and Ruan Meow Meow goes straight to beat the lovebirds]

[Is it possible that the two kittens are not good friends with each other, but girlfriends?  dog head/]

[Laughing to death, Ruan Meow Meow teaching the little blue cat not to bully golden gradient, like when the homeroom teacher taught students not to fall in love with each other]

[If I had such a lovely homeroom teacher before, I would definitely be motivated to study]

[What should I do, I'm actually shipping Ruan Meow Meow and the Cat Cafe's kittens, why does she care more about the cats than she does with Queen Wen?]

The last barrage was an upset, and was naturally attacked by a group of people, but it also succeeded in making Wen Jin's blood pressure soar a little more.

Enduring the calm for a while, taking a step back and thinking more and more, Wen Jin finally decided to follow her heart and be childish.

She logged into an account with administrative authority, found the barrage of ALL Cat Cult CP, and banned them!

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