My Ex-Wives Are Obsessed With Me

55 – What I can’t do

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The saintess was really clinging to me.

Since you’re older, did you say it’s your first time going outside? To be honest, it seemed that he didn’t know how to live in the world better than me, a complete stranger.

If I openly dress like a saint, there will be a stir, so I go around in disguise. If I hadn’t been there, I might have been scammed more than 10 times.

It’s probably because she was actually pampered like a princess and she’s never experienced anything like this before. I wondered if she had a bad brain, because I had memorized everything she taught me once.

“What did you tell me to do here?”

“This is…”

Her directions are also her directions, but if you leave her alone and get her eyes properly and it becomes known to her church, this whole area might be wiped out of her.

‘I’m saving you, you gentlemen.’

People who used to look like they caught a hukou for the first time in a while, their expressions were rotting because of my presence in the middle. I plan to tell you the truth later and receive thanks.

“At this rate, I think I’m ready to go to the dungeon.”

I bought all the items needed on the way to the dungeon and the items used in general dungeons, and since it was a dungeon with magic, I packed everything to prepare for it.

It’s much more difficult than normal dungeons and you never know what the hell will happen. Nevertheless, the dungeons that are dangerous are mysterious, and the church will take care of them.

‘I’m just going back after giving directions.’

The location of the dungeon has already been told to the old man, and considering that this number of people go at once, it can be reached in 3 days. When you come back, just run at full speed, so about 4 days round trip?

Looking at the personnel list, there were more than 10 Paladins of Greduate or higher, and 10 senior priests, just below the bishop level.

Especially, a saintess who has completed all the training and has similar… No, a little more power to me will buff everyone, so what’s the problem? I’m just going to show you the way for 4 days, so nothing will happen.

‘Nothing has to happen. Please…’

“Thank you, Yuwon. I couldn’t bring things properly because I was in a hurry, so I had a lot to buy, but thanks to you, I learned a lot and was able to buy all the things.”

“It is an honor to be able to help the saintess.”

I spat out a sound that was not in my heart.

“Huh… I don’t think that’s the case?”

‘Is my face too stained..?’

I forced a smile and opened my mouth again.

“It’s a little disappointing to see it that way.”

She couldn’t dare to say that the saintess was wrong, so it was right for her to say this and move on. But I don’t know why she’s trying to come close to me when I openly act like she’s annoying.

Yu-won-nim, Yu-won-nim, Yu-won-nim, how many times have she called me during her day? Coming towards me

“Are you leaving now? Or are you staying here for today and tomorrow morning?”

She walked with her and asked what her schedule was like. It’s around 5:00 PM right now, assuming you eat dinner early, you’ll have to go camping for about 6 hours.

There is an advantage to arriving even a little earlier, but instead, the party will be more tired. If you leave tomorrow morning, your schedule will be a little later, but you will be less fatigued.

“What do you think is good, Yuwon-nim?”

To be honest, I just want to get off to a quick start and get the job done. But on the way to this town, tired priests and paladins are staring at me with expressions saying ‘Please…’.

It was difficult to get here, but it would be a great forced march if we even started now. I don’t know if it will help someday if I give them grace, but I’m still a person too.

‘If you’ve been in the military, you know how I feel…’

Thinking of my days in the military, I felt a certain sense of kinship with them, and in the end I gave them what they wanted.

“It’s probably better to leave tomorrow morning.”

The Paladins and Priests gave me sincere expressions of gratitude, and the saintess looked at me with a slightly surprised expression. She straightened her expression and then opened her mouth again.

“Yes. I’ll do as Yuwon said. So… Can you recommend a place for us to stay?”

“Yes. There is one nice place.”

Even though it was rural, there were some high-end inns. Since the former mercenary king is in this village, there are high-ranking people who come to see him from time to time.

It’s only open when they come, but it’s cleaned every day, so if you call it, the owner will come running right away.

‘Even because we’re a group guest.’

There is no one in this town who will miss the chance to win a fortune after a long time. So, while traveling with the members of the church, he found Aunt Clara, the owner of a luxurious inn.

“Mrs!”

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“Didn’t I tell you to call me sister? By the way… Who are the people next to you?”

Even if you’re deliberately wearing a disguise, you can’t hide your cuteness to some extent.

“Um… Is it okay if I tell you?”

“Yes. I didn’t think I could hide it from everyone, so this is fine.”

She nods her head.

“If that’s the case… Ajumma. The person here is the saintess. Behind her are the priests who love s*xual organs.”

“Yes. A saint, a paladin, a priest… No, a saint?!”

A lady who talks with her mouth open just in case it spreads every week.

“It’s an honor to meet that… Saintess… I’m Clara, who runs an inn…”

“Nice to meet you. Saint, I’m Estelle.”

Very just hanging her head so that her head touches the floor, shaking her feed.

“Anyway, I’m going to have them all stay at the inn, but did it get cleaned up?”

“Seo… Take the saintess to our inn..?”

“The best inn in this town is the lady’s. I’ll be back soon after dinner, so organize everything. Okay?”

“Ah… Ok. Then, saintess… See you later..!”

“Yes. I’ll see you later, Miss Clara.”

The lady with an expression as if possessed by the saintess’s smile quickly disappeared in the direction of the inn.

“It’s a little early… But would you like to have dinner now?”

Or I had to buy some time by doing a fantasy asshole show.

“Everyone hasn’t eaten much since coming here, so I think it’s okay to eat now. Everyone is okay, right?”

“”Yes!””

Your voice is so roaring that it looks like you ate a train firebox. It was clear to anyone that he was hungry. I’m glad I don’t have to do sh*t show.

“But does the saintess have a favorite dish?”

At least, it would be better for the advanced level to choose the dish they want.

“Hmm… I tend to eat everything well.”

‘That must be a dish for the saintess…’

The saintess will be served with all kinds of top-notch dishes, so it’s impossible not to say that they don’t taste good. However, in this town, there are no such outstanding chefs.

‘Except me…’

I grew up in an orphanage and lived on my own for 10 years, cooking skills, cooking skills for 11 years after becoming Ha-yeon’s husband, and I’ve been cooking for the past 10 years, so I have 31 years of cooking experience.

And since I’ve always been doing a lot of research to make eating more delicious, I honestly don’t think my skills are far behind compared to the chefs in the imperial capital.

“Then would it be okay with meat dishes?”

To be honest, I haven’t seen anyone who doesn’t like meat. Even monks can’t eat it, so I can promise you that you will actually like meat. To be honest, I don’t force myself to eat vegan.

“Yes. I will.”

I led everyone to my favorite restaurant. It’s not my store, but it’s a place where business isn’t very good, so I just pay and use it whenever I need it.

“Alex hyung! Do you use the store and ingredients?”

“Are you doing business for me today?”

Sometimes I run the business instead of my brother, but each time the customer bursts in, so I do it only occasionally.

“No. High-ranking people are here and they need something to eat. I’ll take care of the money.”

“High-ranking people? Okay. Then you know I’m going to leave, so I have to clean up before I go, right?”

“Uh.”

Since the friction with the nobility happened before, I used to go home on my own whenever there was talk of a high-ranking person. Did you get tired of hanging out with people like that?

“You seem to be very close with the villagers…”

“Ah. I’ve been living in this village since I was 5 years old. That inspiration… No, the guild leader raised me, and everyone has taken good care of me, saying that I’m like a son or younger brother since I was little. I’ll repay you after I grow up.”

They are all good people. Of course, they try to eat their backs against outsiders, but honestly, this is the case in any town.

“You look really good. By the way… Do you even know how to cook?”

“It’s a village without professional cooks, so most of them know how to cook. Among them, I’m the best.”

I don’t know anything else, but I’m the best at cooking.

“I’m looking forward to it… Is it okay?”

I’d like to tell you not to do that, but that’s an insult to my cooking.

“Of course.”

I rolled up my arms and put on an apron and went into the kitchen. Apparently, all the ingredients that can be obtained in such a rural area are of low quality.

It is almost impossible to satisfy those who ate only those high-class dishes with these ingredients.

‘Instead, there is a way to make low-grade materials like high-grade materials.’

Chaliapin Steak. With onions, it was a dish that could turn tough meat like rubber into very soft high-quality meat.

If you pour the leftover onion with red wine, stir-fry it, make a sauce, and put it on top, it becomes a dish that gives off a great savory taste. I had all the ingredients to replace, so I started cooking right away.

Slice the meat, put the chopped onion between the cuts, and grill the meat until golden brown. When it was not overcooked and baked just right, I took it out, rested it, and made the sauce.

After adding the sauce and setting, somehow, the steak was made in 21 minutes.

Using the empty water, I took all the plates and headed to the hall. All the dishes were placed on the seats where they were sitting, and it was a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of)

“Catch it… No, try it.”

I almost got into the habit of following cooking manga in my previous life.

“Smells great… But once.”

Steak that can be sliced smoothly just by holding a knife. The saintess, who picked it up with a fork and put it in her mouth, chewed on it, and her meat gently crumbled and landed on the back of her throat.

“It’s delicious..!”

She gave a surprised look and in no time she devoured all of her steak. Others showed no different reactions and ate them all.

As a cook, it felt really good to eat cleanly like that.

“Yuwon-nim knows a lot, is well-liked, is good at cooking… What is it that he is not good at?”

‘Wait a minute.’

It was nice to have cooked, but I wondered if I might have dragged the saintess’ aggro too much.

But if someone recommends a restaurant and says it’s not delicious, it’s a big deal for me, and I couldn’t cut corners, but things are going a little strangely.

“Kuhmm… Anything else is wrong.”

“For example?”

‘What am I not able to do…?’

When I try to think of it all of a sudden, nothing comes to mind. I have to say something, but now that I think about it, there really isn’t anything I can’t do. But is there really no such thing? If he said that, he would have lied to the saintess, so he shouldn’t.

Things I’ve never done in this life… I just thought of one thing.

“I’ve never been in a relationship…”

The only thing I haven’t done in this life. The moment she said that, there was a moment of silence, and then the saintess burst into laughter.

“hahahaha! What is that!”

She puts on a happy expression as if she heard something funny.

She decided to break up with me as soon as possible, before I could attract more attention from her.