My Inseparable House Guests

The genius remembered the address of this site in a second: (Apex Chinese), the fastest update! No advertisements! "You guessed it, you are pinching a doll." Fang Ze turned over and held Lin Xiaoxin down, and then began to pull the car with Lin Xiaoxin. with baby fat face.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu." Lin Xiaoxin couldn't push Fang Ze away, so she stretched out her mouth to bite Fang Ze's hand. Fang Ze was accidentally bitten by her.

"I didn't wash my hands last night." Fang Ze looked at Lin Xiaoxin and said, "I still have the habit of picking my ass at night."

Lin Xiaoxin, who was biting Fang Ze's hand like a hamster, suddenly widened her eyes when she heard Fang Ze's words, and mechanically turned her head to look at Fang Ze.

"I'm helpless too." Fang Ze looked at Lin Xiaoxin and said, "Who told you not to ask me before biting me."

As soon as Fang Ze finished speaking, Lin Xiaoxin, who looked at his mean expression, didn't let his finger out of his mouth, but bit it off!

"Ah." Fang Ze pulled his finger out of Lin Xiaoxin's mouth in an instant, and then rolled on the bed pretending to be in pain, "I'm going to die, my finger is going to be broken."

"It deserves it." Lin Xiaoxin said indignantly.

"I lied to you. How could a medical student like me not pay attention to his own hygiene? Do you know about E. coli? He said he would pick farts, farts, butts."

"You deserve it, who told you to lie to me." Lin Xiaoxin sat up and said, "Next time I will bite you to death."

"Don't bite your fingers if you want to bite something." Fang Ze lay on the bed, looking at Lin Xiaoxin who was sitting and looking at him.

From this angle, Fang Ze could just see the bulge in front of Lin Xiaoxin's chest, and with a slight movement in his heart, the sperm went to his head.

"If you want to bite something, I have other parts of my body for you to bite. You can bite as long as you want. Don't bite the wrong place."

"Don't think about it until you get married." Lin Xiaoxin raised her small chin and said.

"Does it mean that you can do it after you get married?" Fang Ze rushed over happily and hugged Lin Xiaoxin. "Then let's go down and get the marriage certificate now."

"It's impossible even after marriage." Lin Xiaoxin immediately added as she looked at the monkey-like Fang Ze.

"No." Fang Ze said as he rubbed his head against Lin Xiaoxin's neck, smelling the warm breath pouring into his nostrils, he climbed up to Lin Xiaoxin's earlobe.

Fang Ze first stuck out his tongue and licked it carefully, and then quickly bit it lightly.

"Don't." Seeing Fang Ze's movements, Lin Xiaoxin hurriedly shouted, but it was already too late. The special feeling from the sensitive parts made Lin Xiaoxin's heart beat faster and her face flushed.

"It's great to have no earrings." Fang Ze let it out, licked it, and then bit it into his mouth as if eating a delicious delicacy.

"Tomorrow I'll go get ear studs, the ones that look like nails, and they'll kill you," Lin Xiaoxin said.

"Okay, I'll fight too. Let's fight one at a time, so we can leave an ear for the other party to bite."

"You think I'm a dog just like you." Lin Xiaoxin said, "I won't bite you, I'll definitely give you a mouthful of salt."

"Then I can just let me bite you." Fang Ze directly pressed Lin Xiaoxin back on the bed.

"You are so bad now, are you planning to go to heaven after you get married?"

"Didn't you know after you married me?" Fang Ze looked at Lin Xiaoxin and said, "There is a Civil Affairs Bureau three streets away, and the cost is only nine yuan. For a bowl of noodles, I will pay you six yuan and you will pay three yuan. OK."

"No, one person pays four and five yuan, this is our aa, and I don't have to pay you back if we get divorced in the future."

"I'm thinking of getting a divorce before I'm married." Fang Ze's fingers passed through Lin Xiaoxin's fingers, and he pressed her two arms flat on the bed. "You marry me first and then think about these things, okay?"

"Why are you in a hurry, you're not old enough yet." Lin Xiaoxin thought for a while and said, "It seems like half a year."

"By the way, do you still remember where I took you when you were an adult?" Fang Ze looked at Lin Xiaoxin and asked.

"Internet cafe." Because it happened last year, Lin Xiaoxin remembered it clearly. "You are crazy, I thought you were going to take me somewhere, but took me to an Internet cafe, and asked the network administrator to confirm for a long time before turning on the machine for me."

Lin Xiaoxin's words also reminded Fang Ze of last year when Lin Xiaoxin had just turned eighteen, Fang Ze took her into an Internet cafe, and the two were surfing the Internet there, just in time to meet the law enforcement team checking the Internet for minors.

Lin Xiaoxin, who looked like a junior high school student, was the last one to be questioned.

But Lin Xiaoxin, who was sitting next to Fang Ze, didn't know which nerve was miswired, which caused her to have a heart of Yujie at that moment.

She took out her ID card with two fingers from her bag, put it in front of the law enforcement officer and counted, "My sister is already an adult."

Fang Ze still wants to laugh when he thinks about this incident, but unfortunately there was no video at that time.

"Think about it." Fang Ze and Lin Xiaoxin intertwined their fingers, and then Fang Ze said, "I'll take you to Internet cafes as soon as you become an adult, and when you're old enough to get married next year, shouldn't I Take you to the Civil Affairs Bureau."

"Let's talk about it next year." Lin Xiaoxin pouted and looked at Fang Ze and said, "Get dressed first!"

"There are no outsiders at home." Fang Ze let go of Lin Xiaoxin, stood on the ground in his big underpants and opened his closet, picking up clothes one by one.

"I still need to change my pants." Fang Ze looked at Lin Xiaoxin and said, "Do you still want to see it?"

"No." Lin Xiaoxin jumped off the bed and ran into the bedroom.

Fang Ze changed his clothes, went to the bathroom to wash up, and then came to the living room, and saw Lin Xiaoxin sitting on the sofa checking Weibo.

"What are you going to have for lunch?" Fang Ze asked.

"Before you go to eat, answer my question first." Lin Xiaoxin put down her phone and looked at Fang Ze and said, "If we get married in the future, I am pregnant, and I am pushed into the delivery room. The doctor comes out and asks you whether to protect the child or the adult, you How will you choose?"

"I'll choose a hammer." Fang Ze said to Lin Xiaoxin, "Don't apply the words in the TV series to reality. In reality, the doctor will be so mentally retarded and ask you whether to protect the adults or the children."

Fang Ze suddenly suffered from an occupational disease, and explained to Lin Xiaoxin, "Saving people is a doctor's profession. In terms of ethics and laws in our country, only pregnant women are real people, so all facilities and methods are based on the premise of maternal safety. , try to keep the child."

"Then what's going on with this on Weibo." Lin Xiaoxin showed Fang Ze her mobile phone.

Fang Ze took a look. It turned out that it was the news that a pregnant woman who has been very popular recently jumped off the building because her family members were unwilling to choose a cesarean section.

"This is not a matter of protecting the adults and children." Fang Ze looked at Lin Xiaoxin and said, "Under normal circumstances, if you encounter difficulties in childbirth, the doctor will give you a cesarean section suggestion and let the family members choose the cesarean section."