My Inseparable House Guests

The genius remembered the address of this site in a second: (Apex Chinese), the fastest update! No advertisements! Fang Ze prepared a backpack, filled it with some things, and went downstairs with Gin.

I wanted to knock on the door, but it was open.

Xiao Hei didn't close the door.

Fang Ze opened the door and walked in, but Qin Jiu stood at the door, too lazy to follow into Xiao Hei's house.

There was no Xiao Hei in the living room of the first room, and Fang Ze yelled and asked a few times before he heard the sound of gin coming from the second Fang Ze.

"Wait a minute, come out right away."

At first, Fang Ze thought that Xiao Hei was pretending to be selling figurines, but when he lowered his head, he found two cardboard boxes on the ground, which contained all kinds of figurines, and all of them were of high quality. Basically flawless.

Besides, there was a large flat and long box next to these two boxes. Fang Ze opened it and saw a transparent display cabinet inside which was an EVA Rei Ayanami cockpit about one meter in size.

Fuck, this is a blockbuster, this guy even sold such a big town house figure.

Fang Ze waited for a while and didn't see Xiao Hei coming out, so he wanted to go in to find Xiao Hei, but he saw a tall, but charming girl walking out of it.

"You are?" Fang Ze had never seen this girl before, he hesitated and asked, "Little black friend?"

"I'm just Xiao Hei." Xiao Hei's rough voice came from the girl's mouth, and Fang Ze almost knelt down in fright.

"What the hell, sex reassignment surgery is so fast now?!"

Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei's chest, which was almost the size of a pineapple, and couldn't help reaching out to grab it, "You are real or fake."

"The nonsense must be fake." Xiao Hei slapped Fang Ze's hand off, and said to Fang Ze, "I asked someone to buy the CD prosthetic breasts from Neon, more than 5000, don't touch me .”

"Brother, you are going to heaven." Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei in shock, and then circled around Xiao Hei.

"How did you make it like this? You look like a real girl. If you didn't speak just now, I thought it was your girlfriend."

Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei's long flaxen hair, reached out to touch it, and found that it was no different from real hair.

"This is a wig made of real human hair. With conditioner, it basically feels exactly like real human hair." Xiao Hei said a little proudly, "I entrusted a friend to help me collect a complete wig. Hair, hair alone costs 30,000 yuan."

"Then your skin must have been collected too." Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei's exposed skin, and found that it was as delicate as girls', and especially those long legs in stockings. Even Fang Ze wanted to reach out and touch it.

"I'm still painting my skin." Xiao Hei complained, "Hair removal cream, facial cleanser, hair cleanser, dead skin remover, this set together, even a man's skin can be made to be similar to a girl's. .”

"Awesome, very powerful." Fang Ze suddenly reached out and lifted up Xiao Hei's knee-length skirt, and took a look.

"Damn it!" Fang Ze pointed at Xiao Hei and said in shock, "Why is it flat down there? You're trying to pretend to be a puppet and give yourself away."

"I really want to throw you down here now." Xiao Hei stared at Fang Ze and said, "Have you heard of fake genitals and panties?"

"Why is that butt so up?"

"Buttock inserts."

"Now I'm starting to wonder whether the pictures of so many beauties I see on the Internet are male or female." Fang Ze touched his chin and walked in front of Xiao Hei, looking at Xiao Hei who can now score 80 points The quasi-star-level little beauty suddenly lost her mind and said, "What kind of figures are you selling? Let's go to ***. I will attract customers for you. How about paying me half of the money you received?"

"Not so good." Xiao Hei Hei glanced at Fang Ze, then pointed to the three cardboard boxes on the ground and said,

"Let's hurry up and carry the cardboard box away."

Because Xiao Hei is in girl mode now, it is inconvenient to carry things, Fang Ze had to lift up two boxes full of figures, and asked him to carry the figure of Rei Ayanami.

"That's right." Fang Ze asked while looking at Xiao Hei as he walked. "Then how do you plan to sell these figurines? You won't be able to talk when the time comes. Is the price posted on it?"

"Who said I can't talk." A girl's voice that felt like bonbon chocolate came over.

"Nonsense, you rough bastard, son, son." Fang Ze suddenly sensed something was wrong, and suddenly turned his head to look at Xiao Hei.

"Fuck, what kind of black technology was that just now, can voice changers be put into the human body now?!"

"It's not a voice changer." Xiao Hei regained his rough man's voice, and then changed into a cute girl again in the next sentence.

"It's a false voice."

"How high is your fake voice?" Fang Ze asked while looking at Xiao Hei.

"Level 15." Xiao Hei said calmly.

"Boss..." Fang Ze had nothing to say.

"At the beginning, I wanted to practice false voice, but I gave up because I heard that it would ruin my voice."

"It's wise for you to give up." Xiao Hei said to Fang Ze with a voice like bonbon chocolate, "Otherwise, how do you think my hoarse original voice came from?"

"Actually, I think this is your original voice now." Fang Ze looked at Xiao Hei and said maliciously, "Speaking of which, with this skill, you can imitate Lily with your wife when you get married."

"I just thought it was fun, so I learned it." Xiao Hei looked at Fang Ze and said, "I'm not a pervert."

"Then who knows."

Fang Ze and Xiao Hei walked out of the room. Qin Jiu, who was waiting outside, saw Xiao Hei but didn't react at all. His eyes seemed to recognize that this cute girl was the man who came to Fang Ze's house before.

But this is quite normal.

Gin has lived his entire life, but in terms of hard work, it is far more difficult than Bilson who played games with four eye positions.

After all, Pilsen has four eyes, and gin only has one eye for vodka.

Chianti and Cohen can be regarded as river crabs at best.

The enemies that Gin has to face, in addition to Conan who is naked all over, and Kidd who is a transvestite.

Kidd's most powerful hand is not his magic, but his cross-dressing.

If necessary, he can become any female in your family without you noticing.

Putting Kidd in the puppet world, such as Oshima Kaoru, Alice Puppet Group, Andre Piggis, Xuanmo Baobao and the like have to stand aside.

So Gin, who had played many lessons with Kidd, naturally recognized that this cute girl was disguised by the man just now.

People from the island country are not used to this kind of thing.

Downstairs, Xiao Hei's nanny car had already parked downstairs. Several people put their things in the car, and then Fang Ze drove to the comic exhibition with a strange combination of a fake mother and a professional killer.