My Inseparable House Guests

Although Fang Ze brought the jacaranda to see the modern society in advance, but in terms of the level of civilization, the modern society is really much better than the ancient civilization.

Those who say that the folk customs in ancient times are simple, it is because the simplicity of the ancient times and the simplicity of our present are not the same at all.

"Well, brother, I promise you." Fang Ze looked into Xiao Huaying's eyes and said, "If there is a way for you to come and stay here in the future, I will definitely let you stay."

"Then let's pull the hook." Xiaohua stretched out her hand and said to Fang Ze.

"Okay, pull the hook." Fang Ze and Xiaohua Ying's little thumb clasped the pull hook together and made a promise.

The next day, a small van drove in, which contained not only the clothes of several people but also some highly concealed surveillance cameras.

These cameras have their own batteries, and can be placed on trees or in the grass to monitor every move around them, and can send back pictures in real time.

To be on the safe side, Leisi placed the camera far away, so that he could roughly see the situation above the cemetery.

In the afternoon, Boss Yao and his group really came early, but fortunately, Fang Ze and the others had already arranged everything that should be arranged, so they simply signed the contract and left quickly.

Lao Bo took some of his employees to find a home for these employees, and he had to go there to see if the family could accept the elderly if he could send them home, so he, the righteous master, did not stay near the chicken farm .

In the afternoon, because Xiao Huaying was going back, Fang Ze could only find an excuse to disappear for a long time, and asked Xiao Hei, Lei Si, and Lao Sha to find a hotel in the town to stay.

Anyway, there is video surveillance, so there is no need to worry about whether it is too late.

"Then, brother, I'm leaving."

On a wasteland outside the town, Fang Ze stopped the car, and Xiao Huaying got out of the car and waved to Fang Ze.

"Be more happy over there." Fang Ze rubbed Xiao Huaying's head and said, "If you have a chance, run out."

"Understood." Xiaohuaying was carrying a small schoolbag, Fang Ze waved his hand, then turned his head and started walking towards the distance, when the breeze blew, several hairs of Xiaohuaying's hair that Fang Ze had just rubbed stood up mischievously , From a distance, it looks like a dumbass.

But in Fang Ze's blink of an eye, the little jacaranda had already disappeared from Fang Ze's sight.

go away.

Fang Ze suddenly felt a little inexplicably sad.

Maybe this is hypocrisy?

Fang Ze took out his mobile phone and looked at the photos of him and some guests who had been here before, uploaded the photos to the cloud, and then deleted them locally.

However, although the guest has returned, Fang Ze doesn't know if Da Miao will call directly like last time to say that the reward will be sent after returning home.

Fang Ze just turned around this thought, when suddenly a cat meowed from the grass on the left.

Fang Ze turned his head to look, and found a group of fat orange cats walking away, it wasn't Big Meow who it was.

"How did you escape by yourself?" Fang Ze asked, looking at Big Miao.

"I will still use this little skill of teleportation." Da Miao said to Fang Ze, "Otherwise, what if one day you hang up and lock me in the room."

"Hey, can't you say something nice, just curse your shit-shoveling officer like that?"

"It doesn't matter, the iron-clad cute cat and running shit shovel officer. If you are really cursed to death by me, I'll change it to another one."

"Another one will cook and eat your fat cat." Fang Ze said as he walked over and grabbed the orange cat by the neck, picked him up, and brought him into the car.

Of course, Fang Ze really didn't intend to eat fat cat hot pot, but that although this place is in the wilderness, there is no guarantee that passers-by will come over and see a man agreeing with a cat. of.

"Let's talk about the rewards this time first." Just as the orange cat was about to say what gift the little flower would give to Fang Ze and what abilities the big cat would reward, Fang Ze interrupted the big cat.

"Don't worry about it, I have a question to ask you."

"single,

If you don't have a partner, you can't accept the idea that the shit shovel officer has a fucking cat. "

"Be serious." Fang Ze rolled his eyes at Big Meow, and then said, "The devil wants to ask you this. Don't you have a b-number in your heart? Look in the mirror to see how fat you are, even if you want to fuck Cats won't fuck you either."

Fang Ze held Big Meow's ear and said, "You answer me truthfully, is it possible for those guests who come to my house to stay here forever?"

"Yes." Da Miao answered Fang Ze's words bluntly first, and then continued, "But this is more difficult and the conditions are more stringent."

"What conditions are needed?" Fang Ze asked.

"With the current you, there is definitely no way to achieve it." Da Miao shook his head and saved his ear from Fang Ze's hand. "At the very least, your ability must exceed that of Guixianren before you can give it a try."

"What the hell, it sounds like I still have to go through the level to fight the boss?"

"In general, the plot cannot be separated from the routine of Dragon Quest saving the princess. But whether to save the princess or save the gay, it depends on your own choice. And if the princess doesn't go with you, your work is wasted. "

"It's fine if it's possible." Fang Ze nodded, knowing that his current qualifications are not enough, since Big Miao said he couldn't do it himself, he didn't want to force it.

He doesn't believe in routines like the protagonist having an invincible halo. What if he is not the protagonist and pretends to be forced to be picked up and licked by others?

"By the way, there are more." Fang Ze looked at Da Miao and asked, "Can I affect the direction of the world that the guest belongs to by influencing the guest?"

"Hush." ​​As soon as Fang Ze spoke, Big Miao raised his paw to signal Fang Ze not to continue.

"You can watch this matter." Big Miao said to Fang Ze mysteriously, "I mean, you make trouble as much as possible. I don't care about this, you make trouble as you like. But don't discuss related matters with me matter."

"Could you be smart?" Fang Ze looked at Da Miao, feeling as if Da Miao was teasing him on purpose.

If you really want me to fiddle around, why are you messing with those blocking settings.

When Conan comes, I should take Conan to watch the full series of Conan animations, and then tell this kid, you are so special, don’t pretend to be a primary school student, you have been in the first grade of elementary school for more than 20 years, and you are not as good at repeating grades as you are. of!

Fang Ze just wanted to ask, but quickly shut his mouth.

After all, Big Miao said that we can't discuss it any more, so there must be some taboos, Fang Ze decided to go back and think about it by himself.

"No, this is a gift from the five poisonous beasts." Da Miao said, pulling out a wing that was almost similar to the back of the jacaranda and flying it, and placed it in Fang Ze's hand.

"What is this?" Fang Ze asked.

"The wings of the fairy beast are also very simple to use. You press him on the skin, and a mark will be left. You can activate this mark with your thoughts at any time."

"After the imprint of the wings of the fairy beast is activated, you will get a wing that lasts for one minute and cannot be seen by the naked eye."

"Does that mean I can fly for a minute?"

"No, no, no." Big Meow shook his head like a rattle and said, "Do you think you can fly with such small wings?"

"Then what's the use of this thing, is it just good-looking?" Fang Ze suddenly felt that the wings were a bit tasteless, but because it was a gift from the little jacaranda, Fang Ze took it and pressed it on his arm. Under a shallow imprint of the wings.

"Of course it's not just good-looking, it can play a role similar to a paraglider, so that you can avoid the danger of falling from a high altitude." Da Miao explained.

"That's not bad."

"By the way, there are three gifts left for you by the five poisonous beasts." Da Miao said to Fang Ze, "This gift is two kinds of abilities and one item. The abilities are mind reading and fairy spirits respectively. Qi, the item is the Five Poison Pearl."

Sounds like good stuff.

Needless to say, mind reading skills, this thing is considered a bug in the game Earth ol.

And the Five Poison Pearl is even more powerful, it can cure all poisons in the world.

But before making a choice, Fang Ze still needs to figure out what this fairy spirit is, so he asked Da Miao, "What is the use of this fairy spirit, will it allow me to set foot on the road from now on?"

"Aren't you cultivating immortals every night?" Da Miao complained, and then continued, "Don't think about it, cultivating immortals is impossible. It's good not to inhale smog, but where does the aura come from to let you inhale it to cultivate immortals?" .This thing is used to improve temperament."

"Temperament, you mean that after I have the feeling of a fairy, can my hair also float against gravity, and my clothes won't get wet when I fall into the water, and I can gain the ability to keep my hair in order after my head breaks?"

"It's not that exaggerated, it just makes it easier for you to gain the favor and trust of intelligent creatures. It's like adding some charm to your character in the game, but the increase is not much."

"It doesn't matter if the increase is not much." Fang Ze thought for a while and excluded the fairy spirit from the selection range.

After all, the attribute of charm is of little use unless you can add it to the point where it is more popular than Ruanmeibi. It's okay to use low-value charm to deceive little girls, but when you meet those old and cunning bosses, you will do what you want to do.

But the Five Poison Pearls also have mind reading skills.

Fang Ze thought about it for a while, and finally raised his head and said to Big Meow, "I choose the Five Poison Pearl."

"Okay." With a swipe of Big Miaomiao's paw, a green ball rolled to Fang Ze's hand.

"How do I feel that your Meow Claw is comparable to Tinker Bell's four-dimensional space bag?" Fang Ze complained while holding the Five Poison Pearl for observation.

Big Miao ignored Fang Ze's complaints, and said to Fang Ze, "There are two ways to use this five-poison bead. One is to stick it on the body to prevent all poisons from invading. The other is to put it on the body. Soak in a glass of 300ml water, and after 24 hours, the water soaked in the five poison pearls will have the effect of detoxifying all poisons in the world."

"What about the shelf life?" Fang Ze asked, "After soaking, the shelf life of the water that can detoxify all the poisons in the world can last for a few days."

Big Meow replied, "As long as it is not drunk or polluted, it can last for about a week."

Oh.

After Fang Ze was sure, he carefully put away the Five Poison Pearl.

Big Miao saw that everything was settled, and was about to leave when Fang Ze stopped it, "Wait, you haven't given me a hint yet about who the guests are coming next week."

"Guests." Da Miao said with a yawn, "You are going to participate in the food festival next week, right? Then you may waste your money, because the next guest who comes will definitely cook more food than you ate at the food festival." It’s even better when it arrives.”

After Da Miao finished speaking, he jumped out of the car window and slipped away. Fang Ze looked at the fat orange shadow of Da Miao going away, and thought about what Da Miao had just said.

There seem to be many customers who are good at cooking.

Not enough to follow the rules of the guests, the next guest should be a child.

Then the range is reduced a lot. But it's still hard to guess who it is. After all, there are many food-themed anime movies, and there are a few of them who are children's chefs.

But it seems that they are all decent characters, but there is no evil villain who has the two attributes of children and food at the same time.

Thinking of this, Fang Ze felt relieved.

Driving back to the town, Fang Ze bought a bottle of 350ml mineral water, poured a little, and then stuffed the five poison pearls into it.

When he arrived at the hotel in the town, Fang Ze went back to his room to hide the mineral water, and then went to Xiao Hei's room.

"Playing cards." After Fang Ze went in, he found that Xiao Hei Leisi and Lao Sha were among the boring big cards.

"Come, come, come and fight the landlord together." Xiao Hei finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Fang Ze, and hurriedly waved Fang Ze to go over.

"Aren't there three of you?"

"Leisi, you can go back and rest." Xiao Hei waved his hand to signal Leisi to leave.

"Thank you, boss." Lei Si put the card on the bed when he heard Xiao Hei's words, and left straight away.

"This guy is just like the stuffy bottle in the tomb robber's notes. Playing cards is like fighting a war. He keeps serious and doesn't talk the whole time. If it weren't for Lao Sha, I almost thought I was playing a human machine." Xiao Hei saw Leisi going out Yes, complaining to Fang Ze and Lao Sha.

"The kind of profession that people do can't tolerate mistakes. It's normal to be serious." Fang Ze walked over and picked up the cards that Leisi had put down and continued to play. "Don't bother playing cards, how's the situation at the chicken farm?"

"Don't worry, this group of grave robbers won't dig the grave tonight." Xiao Hei said while playing cards.

Although Fang Ze wanted to tell Xiao Hei that you might be a mouthful of poisonous milk. But if you think about it carefully, the probability of losing even if Feilong rides the face is much higher than the probability that Boss Yao and the others will do it tonight.

The reason why this tomb robber spent close to 400,000 yuan to buy Lao Bo’s chicken farm was largely to deceive people and delay the government’s discovery of this ancient tomb. In this way, they will have enough time to wash away all the cultural relics in the ancient tomb.

So even in the next few days, to a large extent, this tomb robber may first investigate the location of the ancient tomb and determine what cultural relics are in the cemetery, rather than directly.