My Inseparable House Guests

"I always feel like you are getting fatter." Fang Ze walked into the room, closed the door, and picked up the fat cat.

"That's because I have too much hair." Da Miao retorted righteously to Fang Ze's words, "If you give me a haircut, you will know that I am really puffy."

"Come on, get a haircut." Fang Ze hugged Big Miao in his arms, estimated the weight and said, "How fat are you? Don't you have a point in your heart? If you are so fat, you probably won't be able to jump up two steps. After you cut the fur, it will really turn into a ball."

"When a woman tells you that she is not fat, it means that she does not care whether she is fat or not, but in your heart, she must not be fat."

"The problem is." Fang Ze pulled Big Meow's ears and said, "You are a cat!"

"Is there a difference between the two?" Da Miao said, licking his paws and looking at Fang Ze.

Although Da Miao seemed calm on the surface when he said this, as if he was joking casually, but the sharp-eyed Fang Ze found that Da Miao had already pulled his fingernails out of his meat pad. If he dared to bring up the topic of whether he is fat or not, he would be scratched in the face.

"Okay, okay." Fang Ze waved his hands away from the topic of death, and then asked Big Meow, "What is the reward this time?"

"Why don't you ask Jack Sparrow what gift he gave you?" Big Meow asked, wagging its tail.

"I thought a pirate wouldn't leave me any presents." Fang Ze didn't have any expectations about what gifts Jack Sparrow would leave him. After all, although Jack is a nice person, he is still a stingy pirate at heart.

So Fang Ze really didn't expect Jack Sparrow to leave him any good things.

"Well, your guess is really good." With a swipe of Da Miao's paw, a middle and second sword appeared on the bed. "He left this for you."

The middle and second great sword that Da Miao took out out of thin air is the one that Calypso, the goddess of the sea, entrusted Jack Sparrow to snatch from the US destroyer.

Fang Ze asked in surprise after seeing the sword appearing on his bed.

"Didn't Calypso ask for this sword by name, and asked Jack to bring it to her when he went back? Why is it here now?"

Fang Ze immediately thought of whether Calypso had not unlocked the Sea Pearl for Jack Sparrow as agreed, so Jack Sparrow sent the sword back in retaliation.

"It's not what you think." The big cat saw what Fang Ze was thinking, and it explained, "Calyp asked for this sword, and the purpose is to use this sword as a medium to seize some luck of the sea hegemony. You don’t really need such a second-rate sword to decorate your house.”

"So after Calypso finished using it, she returned the sword to Jack Sparrow, and it was useless for Jack Sparrow to ask for such a big sword, so she returned it to me ?”

Fang Ze figured out the situation, and stood the sword beside the bed with a sad face, "It's useless if they want to come, and it's the same if I want it."

"You can collect it as an ornament." Da Miao said to Fang Ze, "Anyway, don't want it for nothing."

Fang Ze looked at the big sword on the bed, and wanted Da Miao to take it back temporarily and give it to him after he returned to China, but Da Miao said that the things he took out could not exist like the design drawings of the armed helicopter It was there, so Fang Ze had to bring the big swords back to the country one by one.

Originally, Fang Ze wanted to throw this big sword away in a place where no one was around, but after thinking about it, if the big sword fell back into the hands of the Americans again, the Americans would check the big sword. Where the sword appeared, Fang Ze probably would have leaked it.

Once the state machine is in operation, you can find them if you smash the bedwetting.

So even if Fang Ze doesn't want this great sword, he needs to bring it back to the country by himself and find a safe place to dispose of it.

"The gift thing is over, let's talk about your reward this time.

"Da Miao said to Fang Ze, "There are two kinds of abilities and one item. You can see which one you want to choose.

Da Miao went on to introduce, "The first ability is a mature navigator. After you choose this ability, you will immediately acquire a lot of marine knowledge, which is equivalent to an old captain who has been drifting on the ship for decades."

"The second ability is a lucky adventurer. If you choose this ability, then you will be as lucky as Captain Jack Sparrow when you take risks in the ocean and forest in the future, and you can turn bad luck into good luck every time."

This second ability sounds very good.

Fang Ze touched his chin and thought, after all, even people who don't play games know how rare the attribute of luck is.

Most of the time, Ou Huang can do whatever he wants, even if you are a soft girl, but if Ou Huang says to ride your face, he will ride your face, and how much money he has is free.

Although this ability is limited, it can only be used in oceans and forests.

"The last item is Captain Jack Sparrow's compass. The needle of this compass will always point in the direction of the things you most desire in your heart."

"Really?" Fang Ze, who was still thinking about the pros and cons of choosing the ability of the lucky adventurer, immediately jumped up excitedly when he heard Da Miao's next introduction.

"Of course it's true. When did I lie to you?" Big Miao said to Fang Ze, "But this compass is actually not as powerful as you think. You must be careful when you choose."

really.

Big Meow's words calmed Fang Ze down. After all, Captain Jack Sparrow's compass seemed to be a top-notch treasure in the movie, and it was always thought of by people from all walks of life, but in practice, it was not so easy to use.

After all, the compass is only to indicate the direction, not to give you GPS positioning. If the location is a building with a height of more than ten floors, the role of the compass is extremely limited.

Moreover, the direction of the compass pointer is the direction that the holder most desires for the existence of things. It does not mean that you can find something with this compass if you want to find it.

In the movie, there have been more than one scene where the compass in Captain Jack Sparrow's hand is pointing at random.

Because at that time Jack Sparrow himself was not sure what he wanted, and even the compass couldn't work properly.

Adventurer's Luck and Captain Jack Sparrow's Compass are both good rewards, but the disadvantages are as obvious as the advantages, and it's hard to choose between them.

"Choose quickly." Big Miao saw that Fang Ze hadn't made a decision for a long time, and hurriedly urged, "I have to go back to eat snacks in a hurry. Lao Bo seems to have gotten better recently, and prepared a lot of delicious food for me."