My Inseparable House Guests

The distance contract between Fang Ze and Zhuang Zhuang is not like the previous guests. There is a feeling that the two will die suddenly if they leave a hundred meters away. It's more like a spiritual connection. After Fang Ze has this distance contract, within a certain range, he can clearly feel where Zhuang Zhuang is at the moment.

Although it felt that there would be no problem even if he and Zhuang Zhuang walked a hundred meters away, Fang Ze took him with him just to be on the safe side.

Go downstairs and ask for a private room to eat at a nearby restaurant.

"I smell the sunflower seeds." The store just brought up a plate of sunflower seeds and turned to leave, when a palm-sized squirrel emerged from Fang Ze's pocket.

"Talking squirrel!" Zhuang Zhuang exclaimed after seeing the squirrel.

When Zhuang Zhuang first appeared, Fang Ze caught the squirrel eating nuts in his pocket, so neither he nor Saturday and Saturday knew the existence of the squirrel.

Although staying in the pocket is rather stuffy, Fang Ze also put the nuts in his pocket by the way, so this foodie squirrel stayed in Fang Ze's pocket very obediently.

"It was this squirrel that tricked me into the world of Narnia." Lao Bo became excited when he saw the squirrel.

"This squirrel tricked you into the world of Narnia?" Fang Ze looked at Lao Bo curiously, and then asked, "Do you still remember what happened before you traveled?"

"Remember, didn't you tell me that there is a place to travel through?" Lao Ao said carelessly, "Then I went to your place, and you asked this squirrel to tell me that the world of Narnia needs me to save, and I went I could come back later, so I went.”

It seems that even Lao Bo's memory has changed?

Everything about Narnia in the real world disappeared in the memories of the four people who went to Narnia. For them, Narnia is a completely strange world, not the world in any movie.

"Brother, can I call you brother?" After seeing the interaction between Fang Ze and Lao Ao, Zhuang Zhuang confirmed that Fang Ze was obviously not a bad person, and maybe he really belonged to the Traveler Administration, so he came over Fang Ze said, "Do you still accept people from the Time Traveler Administration? I want to join too. You see, I have experience in time travel. Can I go in and be an intern?"

"Forget about the Traveler Administration." Fang Ze directly refused.

As far as the monster administration, Fang Ze has only set up a crude framework so far, let alone the traverser administration. But after Zhuangzhuang showed disappointment,

Then he said, "The Traveler Administration is a very secret department of the country, and it will not recruit people casually, but I also know people from the Monster Administration, do you want to join the Monster Administration?"

"Monster Administration?" Zhuang Zhuang and Lao Ao were stunned at the same time.

"Yes." Fang Ze said to Lao Ao, "If you are interested, you can also join. Although the status of the Monster Administration is not as high as that of the Traverser Administration, it has recently established a temporary branch with sufficient funds. If you are interested You can join in, it happens that I am the head of this temporary branch and have the right to recruit people."

"The Monster Management Bureau is for fighting monsters?"

"Yes and no." Fang Ze replied, "After all, the country now emphasizes prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, the rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness. The old fights and killings are outdated. , Now when we encounter monsters, we always persuade people with reason, so generally there will be no violent conflicts."

"Then what is the main responsibility?" Lao Ao asked.

"The main responsibility is to get in touch with some monsters who are not reported by the Monster Administration, let them know that the country actually cares about them all the time, misses them, can solve any difficulties they have, and let them receive a period of education. Become a good monster that is beneficial to society."

Zhuang Zhuang and Lao Bo looked at each other, then nodded and agreed, "We join!"

After seeing the magic of the Narnia world, how could they be willing to be ordinary in the real world.

"Oh yes." Fang Ze made a gesture and then said to the two of them holding a water glass, "Then let's drink a glass of water first, and welcome the two kings back from time travel.

After some business bragging, the restaurant's dishes were also served, Lao Bo and Zhuang Zhuang rushed towards them like hungry wolves, and ate desperately.

"Is it so delicious?" Fang Ze took a casual bite of the dish and found that the taste was just average.

"You don't know what we eat in Narnia!" Lao Ao shouted, "Even the Chinese prickly ash is not willing to put a little until the Chinese New Year. Usually, the barbecue still has a little taste, but there is no pepper or chili. Cumin, the spices in the world of Narnia are not rich, my tongue has turned pale in the past few years!"

"Isn't the pure natural taste better?" Fang Ze looked at Lao Bo and Zhuang Zhuang and said, "You all eat pure natural food in the world of Narnia. How many rich people on the earth can eat whatever they want? Not yet."

"I heard a story before." Lao Bo said while eating, "It is said that Pu Yi, the last emperor of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, before his death, his neon wife asked her what she wanted to eat, and he said he wanted to eat something The bowl of instant noodles is the most popular Nissin instant noodles in Neon at that time."

"It is said that Puyi ate once at his son's house, and he will never forget it. I wondered if this was a joke. After all, Puyi also lived a good life. No government has treated him badly. Why? What I want to eat most before I die is instant noodles, and I don’t know until Narnia.”

"Lack of productivity coupled with barren land, what a fucking nightmare! If you could come to Narnia and bring me a box of instant noodles at that time, I tell you, the king of Narnia, I will give You should!"

"Okay, okay, I understand." Fang Ze looked at the excited Lao Bo, and hurriedly passed a piece of paper, "Wipe your mouth, your lips are full of oil."

Lao Bo stretched out his hand to take the toilet paper that Fang Ze handed over, and suddenly became more excited, as if he was about to cry.

"What's wrong?" Fang Ze asked curiously.

"I think of the days when I wiped my butt with a tree stick in Narnia." Lao Ao said sadly, "I must save paper in the future, and don't waste it if I can. When some things are gone, I don't know how much it is. precious!"

cough cough.

Fang Ze felt a little embarrassed as he watched Lao Ao begin to recall his glorious and miserable days as a king.

After all, this time he made a mess of his friend.

I originally thought that although I will live there for several years, at least I am a king, and I should have a good life, but now it seems.

He only noticed the king, and forgot that even the king needs to go to the toilet and wipe his ass.