My Inseparable House Guests

Entering the airport, there is still some time before the plane takes off. Fang Ze stood in front of the hatch and bought a bottle of water. Before he finished drinking, he felt the urge to urinate.

When he entered the toilet, he was facing the wall and the urinal to discharge water, when suddenly someone patted him on the shoulder.

"Xiao Le, why haven't you finished pissing after I've fucked up a tuba. Is there a reservoir?"

The person behind came with strong hands, and the unsuspecting Fang Ze shook, almost letting the water gun slip out of the target and hit the shoe.

After urinating quickly, Fang Ze pulled up his pants and turned to look at the people behind.

"You've got the wrong person."

"Oh, sorry." Standing behind Fang Ze was a middle-aged man in his thirties. The moment Fang Ze turned his head, he knew that he had admitted the wrong person.

But when both of them saw each other's face clearly, they cried out at the same time in the next second.

"It's your boy."

"Tour guide?!"

The world is so small, and Fang Ze never thought that he would run into his freshman mentor here. The two hurriedly greeted each other, and the scene was a little awkward.

This mentor only took Fang Ze for a year when he was a freshman. His name was Jiang Shaohao, and he was also a student of Haiping Medical University. went.

"What a coincidence." Jiang Shaohao looked at Fang Ze and said with a smile, "Why do we meet each other in the toilet every time?"

Jiang Shaohao's words made Fang Ze a little embarrassed.

When I was young and ignorant, I thought that I could recognize who was who just by looking at the back.

Once after class, Rui Geer said that he would go to the Internet together, so he went to the bathroom first.

As soon as Brother Rui left, Fang Ze felt the urge to urinate and went into the toilet too. At that time, there was only one person in the urinal in the whole toilet. Fang Ze only looked at the back of one person, and thought he looked like Rui Geer, so he took off the belt and lightly slapped the other person's buttocks, saying "is that cool, buddy?" .”

Then, when the other party turned his head, Fang Ze realized that it was his mentor, Jiang Shaohao.

I am most afraid that the air will suddenly become gay.

Fortunately, Jiang Shaohao himself was quite young at that time, and he understood the gay culture in the dormitory. If Fang Ze smoked the old professor's ass, he would probably be notified by the whole school for such behavior of forcibly gay teachers.

When the two came out of the toilet, a young man whose back looked very similar to Fang Ze called Jiang Shaohao his fourth uncle.

"This is my nephew." Jiang Shaohao introduced this young man. It seems that this young man should be the Xiao Le that Jiang Shaohao mistook before.

And it was a coincidence that several of them were on the plane flying from Macau to the Imperial Capital.

"You should be doing an internship this year, right?" Jiang Shaohao asked Fang Ze, "Why do you still have time to come to Macau? Is there something to do?"

"I just came here to play casually." Fang Ze said politely, "My family felt that the social environment of doctors has not been good in recent years, so they didn't let me go for an internship. Now I have changed careers and run a shop."

"That's it." Jiang Shaohao said, "That's a pity, I remember you used to study well."

"You must have misremembered." Fang Ze said, "At that time, I treated you to a meal because of skipping class, and I almost failed at the end of the semester."

"It's all the same." Jiang Shaohao said indifferently, "When I was studying, everyone didn't like to study. At that time, they joked that if one day they got sick and needed surgery, they would go to the hospital to have a look. It's my classmate, the one who dispenses the medicine is my classmate, the one who performs the surgery is my classmate, the nurse is a friend who you can see every now and then at the nightclub at the health school across the street, and I guess she will run out of the hospital right away."

"Everyone is unreliable when studying." Fang Ze laughed when he heard Jiang Shaohao's words.

"What is the instructor doing now? Back then you said you were going to do business in the sea, and you would invite us to dinner after earning money, but the meal has not been seen yet."

"Isn't this not making money?" Jiang Shaohao hesitated for a moment before answering, "I stayed as a tutor that year. Apart from my mediocre academic performance,

There is also a relationship with the daughter of a professor in the college. The professor said that after I stay in school, he can operate and let me go up. As a result, I broke up with that girl. I reckoned that there was no hope of going up, so I resigned to start a business. As a result, I stayed in the ivory tower for a long time, and I didn't know how much I was. Lost a lot of money. Now that he barely opened a Chinese studies class, it can be regarded as returning to his own job. "

"Chinese studies class?" Fang Ze looked at Jiang Shaohao curiously and asked.

"Yes, talk about our country's traditional culture, Chinese studies, such as Dizi Gui, or Dream of Red Mansions, Three Kingdoms, etc. It is mainly for children." Jiang Shaohao took out his mobile phone and asked Fang Ze to watch a lecture video, "We This is mainly online teaching, which is a bit like a live broadcast. After paying to become a member, you can watch the video for the first time, and there is also one-on-one tutoring. This time I came to Macau to invite a master of Chinese studies who lives here Record a video for us. In the end, we were not invited, so we had to go back.”

"Oh." Fang Ze is not interested in such things. Chinese studies are good, but they have little effect in the new era. However, it is also a good choice to enlighten children when they are young. It is better than a pile of stories filled with foreign names in textbooks and fairy tale books.

If you don't occupy the position of culture, others will. Although Chinese culture has flaws, it is still its own culture, and it needs to be gradually improved when it is spread. The Grimm's fairy tales are also like this. The ending of the original version is very dark, which is not very suitable for children to read.

"If you have children at home and want to learn this, call me." Jiang Shaohao stuffed a business card into Fang Ze's hand, then raised his eyes to see that Fang Ze didn't show any disgust, and then he was relieved Come.

"Okay, I'll ask my relatives if there are any children who are suitable for learning this." Fang Ze saw that the high-spirited instructor who was no different from the students had turned into a careful businessman. Put this business card in your wallet.

After chatting for a while, it was time for departure and the ticket check began. Fang Ze followed Jiang Shaohao, and when he reached the last corner of the boarding corridor of the plane, a handsome stewardess who was standing there to welcome the passengers suddenly waved to Fang Ze. .

"What's the matter, is there something wrong?" Fang Ze walked over without knowing it, and he didn't do anything he couldn't do.

"Could you come here for a moment, I have something to tell you." The stewardess motioned Fang Ze to stretch her head over, then put her head next to Fang Ze's ear, and said softly, "Sir, your pants are not zipped.".

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