My Master Is a God

Yang Yiyun stayed with the old man Jiuxian and realized a truth in life, that is, the words of the strong are the truth, and all the farts are justified.

He was with the old man Jiu Xian, and he couldn't beat him in terms of strength, so he had to endure it.

Moreover, the old man has a tendency to become obsessive, so he doesn't dare to irritate him with anything he says, so he has to endure it.

In short, you can't offend the old man Jiu Xian, and you have to follow his words. You can only admit that what he says makes sense.

Yang Yiyun was taught a political lesson by the drunken old man. Anyway, according to the old man, coming to the bathing center to pick up girls and providing service means being elegant. Comparing it with ancient times, he said that visiting a brothel is a noble thing.

He also said that he would come often in the future.

In response, Yang Yiyun grinned and said with a smile on his face: "You are the uncle. If you want to come, I will apply for VIP for you. Just come. As long as you are healthy, living here is not a problem."

When he said this, Yang Yiyun's tone was a little playful. The old man heard it and glared: "Why do you think so dirty at a young age? I go to brothels to see the talents of the girls, not here. Those who play with flesh are dirty."

Yang Yiyun had a black line on his face and cursed in his heart: "You shameless old guy, you just wear elegant hats when you visit a brothel, why am I so dirty? Why am I so dirty and you didn't call ten young ladies to serve me? Are you kidding? Is it a three-point pattern?"

The old man was so angry that he really wanted to beat him up, but thinking about the gap between him and the old man Jiuxian, he finally stopped.

It's better to leave early. After talking to the old man Jiu Xian, Yang Yiyun felt that he would also be angry and possessed.

He took a deep breath and said: "Well, Great Elder, it's already dark now. Let's go back. We have prepared good wine and good food for you at home. I have collected all the world's best wines for you. Yes, although it is not as good as Houer wine, it was still a tribute wine in ancient times."

For the old man Jiuxian, Yang Yiyun knew that this was the only trick that would work.

Sure enough, as soon as the old wine master heard that there was good wine, he immediately said: "Then let's go quickly."

After saying that, he stood up, and the massage clothes he was wearing fell off with a crash.

Everything was displayed in front of Yang Yiyun, naked.

The old man and the young man suddenly stared at each other.

The corner of Yang Yiyun's mouth twitched, and he roared in his heart: "You don't know how to wear a pair of underpants underneath?"

At this moment, Dugu Hui and Wang Zongren walked into the room and said loudly: "Master, the great elder's robes have been delivered~"

As soon as the two came in, they saw the great elder standing naked in front of their master, while master Yang Yiyun stared at the great elder.

Dugu Hui and Wang Zongren's mouths formed an O shape, they came to their senses and said quickly: "Ah~ we didn't see anything, the clothes are here, junior brother, hurry up and leave."

The two of them looked shocked. After seeing the situation in the room, their thoughts suddenly began to wander.

After putting down his robe, he hurriedly ran out.

Yang Yiyun: "..."

After a while, Yang Yiyun wailed and said, "I'll wipe it~"

"Old Jiu Xian, hurry up and get dressed and come out. My reputation is ruined." After saying that, he stood up and walked out of the room.

He couldn't help but complain to the old wine master.

The image, the image on the Gundam was about to collapse in the eyes of the two apprentices.

It's all the old man's fault. He didn't even know how to fasten the massage clothes he was wearing, and he didn't even wear a pair of underwear, so anyone who looked at her would get the wrong idea.

When he walked out of the room, he saw Dugu Hui and Wang Zongren in the corridor, with strange looks on their faces.

"Master... we didn't see anything~" Dugu Hui was startled when he saw Yang Yiyun's face turned dark and quickly explained.

Wang Zongren also quickly echoed: "Yes, yes, we didn't see anything."

Yang Yiyun laughed angrily at the two disciples. He walked over and kicked each of them and said angrily: "What are you thinking? Why do you two think so dirty? It was just a misunderstanding, do you understand? I'm warning you, don't bite your tongue when you go back, otherwise I'll cut out your tongues."

Knowing that the two apprentices had misunderstood, he warned them aloud that if they went back and told other people nonsense that he had just gotten naked with the old man Jiuxian, everyone would laugh to death.

"Hehe, Master, don't worry, we really didn't see anything, but... Master, having said that, if the Great Elder forces you to do something you don't want to do, and it doesn't work, we will drive the old man away, right?" Dugu Regret looked weird.

When he and Wang Zongren thought about it, their master must have been forced by the powerful elder to do something he didn't want to do.

Yang Yiyun's face turned dark instantly. He looked at Dugu and said regretfully, "You will give me three months of solitary confinement even if you return to Yunmen headquarters. Don't miss a day."

Wang Zongren must have been anxious and said quickly: "Master, I didn't say anything~"

"You are not a good person. If you don't accept it, it will take four months." Yang Yiyun was very angry at the two live treasure apprentices.

Dugu Hui and Wang Zongren didn't dare to speak anymore. They also understood that a disciple can never reason with a master. If they continue to talk, the retreat will be extended to half a year.

Thinking about having to spend four months in a dark room, their faces felt horrified. If they could enter samadhi, it would be better. If they couldn't, they would have to die in a hurry.

At this moment, the old man Jiuxian finally got dressed and came out.

Yang Yiyun's eyes suddenly lit up when he saw it, and he said secretly in his heart: "I didn't expect that after this old guy put on a brand-new Taoist robe, he really has the demeanor of an immortal Taoist master~"

Different from the sloppy beggar we met for the first time, after washing up, the old man’s white hair and beard suddenly shone in the light of the corridor. He looked old because of his white hair and beard, but his skin But it is white and rosy, even delicate, and really radiant.

Not to mention the old man's majestic appearance, as he walked out and matched his strength, he estimated that his status was not small, and he had an aura of calmness and authority wherever he stood.

"Let's go~" the old man Jiuxian went downstairs while speaking with his hands behind his back.

Master Yang Yiyun and his disciples looked at each other in confusion. This old man really didn't regard himself as an outsider.

It was already around nine o'clock in the evening. After the four people walked out of the bathing center, they headed back home.

When Duguhui and Wang Zongren came, they saw Yang Yiyun driving his BMW. Originally, Yang Yiyun let the old man Jiuxian ride in his car.

Unexpectedly, the old man shook his head and said: "Your carriage is too small, so I'll just be the carriage for the Dugu boy."

What else could Yang Yiyun say? It would be better not to sit down, so as not to be annoyed by what the old man said.

He told Dugu Hui and Wang Zongren to drive slowly and go back to the villa directly. He was afraid that he would tell the trouble. Even if the old man Jiuxian was not sick, he was still a person with a weird temper. If he got sick, it would be a big deal. This old man's The strength is too terrifying.

Judging from various signs, Yang Yiyun deduced that the old man Jiuxian probably had not walked in the secular world for long and should often stay in the mountains. This kind of person is out of touch with the world. Anyway, he is not adaptable to the laws of the secular world, so It's better to be careful.

Duguhui drove ahead, and Yang Yiyun followed behind because he was worried. The two cars drove towards the villa, one behind the other.

After walking for a few minutes, the red light came on at the intersection. Duguhui's car just passed by and left. Yang Yiyun could only stop the car and wait.

While waiting for the bus, he accidentally glanced at the sidewalk and suddenly trembled.

Yang Yiyun saw an acquaintance - Ouyang Yuqing!

When you see it, you see it. Normally, Yang Yiyun would be very happy and get out of the car to say hello.

I haven't seen Ouyang Yuqing for several months. The last few times I visited her, she went on a business trip. Then Yang Yiyun himself was busy and had no time to see her.

This is almost three months since I haven't seen her.

But at this moment, Yang Yiyun was not happy at all when he saw Ouyang Yuqin on the sidewalk.

Because Ouyang Yuqing is not alone, but walking side by side on the sidewalk with a man. The man is holding large and small bags in his hands, which looks like a couple going shopping.

Subconsciously, Yang Yiyun's spiritual consciousness spread out. Now his spiritual consciousness can extend to ninety meters, immediately covering Ouyang Yuqing and the man who were more than thirty meters away.

Their conversation also entered Yang Yiyun's ears.

I only heard the man say: "It's still early in Yuqing, let's go watch a movie~"

"I've been shopping all day, why not forget it!" Ouyang Yuqing said.

At this time, the man smiled and said: "I bought the movie tickets using my mobile phone, let's go. Besides, I booked a private room to watch the movie, which is just right for me to sit down and take a rest. Moreover, the theme of my movie tonight is your favorite literary genre, x The director’s latest masterpiece.”

"Then...okay~" Ouyang Yuqing replied with a smile.

"Beep, beep, beep~"

When he heard this, Yang Yiyun was suddenly alerted by a piercing horn. When he came back to his senses, he saw the green light turned on, and there was a row of cars behind him.

Blocking the road, he quickly started the car, but his heart was no longer calm.

"Has she found a boyfriend?" Yang Yiyun murmured to himself.