My mental illness can't be cured by weird rules and rumors

After a few minutes, Emily finally took her turn to make the meal.

The cafeteria aunt glanced up, picked up a spoon in the yellow food puree, slapped a small spoonful and put it on the plate, and sandwiched a chicken leg and meatloaf from the side, with some vegetables and fruits.

As for the food, it looks relatively normal, mashed potatoes with other things.

Emily, who left with a plate, carefully raised her nose and sniffed it, but did not smell any peculiar smell on the food.

It's okay

! It's okay!

In the past, when I watched other rules and jokes, some foods made people go crazy just by looking at them.

The green tentacles and the purple floating thick soup of meat pieces that don't know where to come from, let alone eating, make your scalp tingle just thinking about it.

"Auntie, give me two chicken legs, thank you!" Eating

was a big deal in Gao Fei's eyes, and he was very rare and unconventional, and he bowed politely.

But the cafeteria aunt doesn't seem to eat this set at all.

"One chicken leg per person. "

I want two chicken legs, thank you!" "I

said, each person ~~~ just ~~~ one chicken leg!" Aunt said in a somewhat impatient tone.

"I want two chicken legs, thank you!" The

young man was handsome, smiling, and a little polite, but not much.

Putting down the spoon in her hand, the aunt picked up a bright cast iron kitchen knife, and the cold light flashed in the blade and eyes at the same time: "Don't you understand people's words? One person has one chicken leg!" "I don't want a kitchen knife

, I want two

chicken legs, thank you!" "Hehe~~~ Today's young people are quite brave!" A

few minutes later, Gao Fei left the cooking window with two chicken legs contentedly.

Not only is there an extra chicken leg, but there are dozens of knife marks on the body, and there is also an extra kitchen knife on the head that is stuck in the top, bursting with cold light.

Here, Gao Fei just sat down, the canteen aunt with a big pie face, dragging the huge body that was so fat that it was not like a human, and she trembled and trembled when she walked, and she barely squeezed out of the kitchen door with a little effort, and pulled out the kitchen knife with her fat big hand.

looked down again and concentrated on cooking, as if nothing had happened, and the cafeteria aunt couldn't help but begin to doubt life.

Are you weird, am I weird?

The cross-section of the wound, there is not a trace of flesh and blood, only yellow holes.

Gao Fei's talent is a bit perverted, isn't it?: Spicy big down with a kitchen knife, like no one

?: Canteen aunt: I've never been so speechless in my life, where did I get the stunned youth

?: I just said that we found a treasure!Who else wants to refute me now?:

So ...... Gao Fei actually accepted the punishment just now, but there was nothing he could do about the punishment, so he was let go back?

: Invincible! This is a special win!

The cafeteria aunt finally made Xia Guo and the audience from other countries understand the true horror of Gao Fei's talent.

People aren't joking with us and talking nonsense, he is really SpongeBob SquarePants!

And as a character in a funny anime, how can he be hacked to death with a kitchen knife

? Emily frowned, boldly reached out and touched the wound on Goofy's chest, and couldn't help but ask: "Aren't you in pain?"

"Gollum~~~Gollum~~~ How can a sponge hurt?".

The rest of the players were dumbfounded, isn't this brain-dead brother's ability a bit too

rebellious? According to this situation, what else can kill him in the zoo monster talk?

Everyone was shocked by Goofy's peculiar immortality and recovery ability, watching his wounds recover little by little, and still guessing in their minds that the ability effect is so rebellious, there must be a limit to the number of times a day.

Otherwise, the other players simply don't play, let him participate alone! The

hooded man can't hide his shock, such a perverted ability, he has never seen it in any rule weird talk, this is completely immortal!

The excited hooded man suddenly felt that his spring was coming, and even God was helping him.

Silently stood up and sat down next to Goofy with a plate.

Pull the hood down, revealing a standard, harmless milk dog face.

She has a gentle smile and big bright eyes, and a smile that seems to be full of kindness at the corners of her mouth.

"Your name is Gao Fei, right? My name is Lin Tai, and I am also from Xia Guo, and I have been traveling in a foreign country recently, but I unfortunately got pulled into the rules and strange talk. "

Oh~~~"

Gao Fei didn't raise his head, and buried himself in hard work.

Alimi, who was sitting opposite, unconsciously clenched the spoon in her hand, but she didn't dare to show it too obviously, pretending to continue eating as if nothing happened, but her movements were obviously a little stiff and unnatural.

Seeing that Gao Fei didn't care, Lin Tai didn't show any displeasure, but introduced himself by himself.

"I studied at Xia Guo No. 1 University, with a master's degree in economics and management, and after entering the zoo, I have been quietly observing and found many interesting clues. Your ability, combined with my brain, let's clear the zoo monster together, how about it?"

Picking up the last bite of food in his mouth, he poured some water and washed the plate, Goofy pouted and sucked up all the water.

Leaning back on the chair, he stroked his slightly bulging belly contentedly, and burped with a full breath.

"Hiccup~~~"

ignored it, and Alimi on the other side reminded her of the small flying kick under the table.

After resting for a moment, Goofy squinted his shrewd little eyes slightly, and swept over Lin Tai and his plate, his gaze falling on a certain item he loved.

"If you're a master's degree, you should be pretty smart, right?"

"I don't dare to boast, but I have enough brains.

"Well, then I'll ask you a few questions, and if you can answer them, it means that you are very smart, and I can consider cooperation." "

No problem!"

I think when I was in school, I was also a top student-level person, and my brain was definitely enough.

Besides, the other party obviously has a problem with his brain.

Fooling a fool with his own IQ, isn't it easy to catch

it with his hands? Lin Tai patted his chest, full of confidence.

"The first question, is the body of the Sun Xingjun a laying hen or a broiler

?" "Huh

?" "Second question, you plan to shave your head in the first month, but your uncle stopped and beat your uncle with forceful means, does it constitute legitimate defense

?" "Hmm

?" "The third question, if Daji's breed is not a nine-tailed fox but a Tibetan fox to which the fox director belongs, will the king still like her?"

"WTF?!"

What kind of problem is

this! This is obviously a stalk stolen from the mentally retarded bar, don't think I haven't been on the Internet

! Gao Fei pursed his lips, stared at Lin Tai who was in a sluggish state with a foolish look, and his tone was very disdainful: "You dare to say that you are a master! Isn't this a bad pen!" Lin Tai

licked his lips, his face was a little not good-looking.

You kid is obviously just playing with me!

Gritting his back molars, but the thought of his ability being so perverted might help him a lot.

Lin Tai still held back his shame and anger, and planned to follow him first, trying to answer Gao Fei's question.

"Wait!I can answer!"

First of all, the image of the star is a man, so he is a rooster!And the rooster can't lay eggs, so he's a broiler!"

"And then ah! Uncle...... The uncle stopped the nephew by forceful means, the reason was that it was out of feudal superstition, it was not worth advocating and insufficient, and the nephew felt that he was threatened to fight back, so it constituted legitimate defense!"

"Finally, the king of the fox likes Daji's human form, not the fox form, and the fox breed does not affect his love for Daji

!" "Isn't it right! You just say it's right!" As

Lin Tai made an impassioned statement, Goofy nodded and stared at him.

A sinful little hand, under Emily's surprised gaze, was quietly reaching for his plate.

The little hand quickly stretched and retracted and put it in his pocket.

Gao Fei stood up calmly, and pretended to pat Lin Tai's shoulder with his oily hands, and wiped them clean on the other party's clothes.

"That's right,

aren't

you?" "You're right?" "You're right!" So the last question is: Is it a smart person or a qualified mentally handicapped person if you answer the question correctly?"

Leaving Lin Tai with a confused face, he immediately fled the scene of the crime,

and Emily hurriedly finished pulling the food on the plate and left with him.

Lin Tai, who picked up chopsticks and spoons, stared at the place in a daze with big eyes.

If you answer the question correctly, is it considered a smart person or a qualified mentally handicapped

......? I guess it's smart!

, but ......

The question comes from the mentally handicapped again, does it indirectly mean that he is a perfect mentally handicapped after answering correctly?

Rubbing his teeth, Lin Tai suddenly raised his hand and gave himself a big mouth.

I'm sick in

the brain! Discuss the problem of being mentally retarded with a person with a sick brain!

Damn!

Gao Fei doesn't seem to be very smart, but in fact he has a strange bad stomach.

It is far more difficult to win him over than I imagined, and I must not follow his train of thought next time.

Because he has no idea at all, he's just.

It's better to eat well first, and then think of other ways later.

Lin Taimeng, who had made up his mind, lowered his head and prepared to cook rice, looking at the plate that was suddenly empty, and the whole person was stunned in place.

I just seemed to be thinking about the next plan, and I didn't move my chopsticks yet, and I always felt like something was missing.

"Huh, TM, where's my chicken leg!"