My mental illness can't be cured by weird rules and rumors

Bra ......

Xia Guo's barrage exploded directly, part of it was a desperate wail, and the other part was also a desperate wail.

Thinking that the matter has come to this point, it is better to simply look at the point.

I think he's mentally ill and pretend!An old gentleman

!: Kukuku~~~ Brothers, we have no hope, since we can't resist the fate of the ending, it's better to be quiet and enjoy the only happiness!:

I don't agree with you, but this buddy is really happy, hahahahaha~~~

o(╥_╥)O

smiled and laughed, and everyone unconsciously burst into tears.

With such an uncle, he fought as a representative of the country, and the result can be imagined.

In the hallway, the staff tried their best to get Goofy out of their backs.

He gives people the feeling that he really thinks that he is a bra and is wearing it tightly on himself, and the more anxious you are, the more you can't untie it.

In Goofy's mind, the phrase "whether to choose a bra for your delusional object this time" has been playing on a loop.

But he didn't bother to bother, because the bra wouldn't answer any questions.

The funniest part is that Goofy is close to the white ears of the staff, muttering hot air, like a demon's whisper.

"You're in the wrong place, it's not a button.

"Not down there, that's the tool I use to go to the toilet. Until the

staff couldn't bear it anymore, two slender fingers stabbed into Goofy's nose and eyes viciously.

I only heard him simulate unbuttoning it, and there was a crunch click in his mouth.

Then let go of his hands and slid down the back of the female staff like a bra, and the big butt slammed on the ground, but he stood up like no one else, and looked at the female staff with a relieved face.

"You've finally found the button! Congratulations!" "

But next time, remember not to be too anxious, treat women's bras gently and slowly, and you can't eat hot tofu if you are in a hurry." "

The face of the female staff under the mask is distorted, who is eating whose

tofu? If it weren't for the restrictions of the staff rules, I would have caught you right now and sent you to reform!

There are many taboos in the zoo, but fortunately, eating the tofu of the female staff does not seem to be one of the taboos.

Goofy, who was not in a hurry, patted his buttocks, straightened his collar, and looked serious like a gentleman.

"Congratulations on passing my test!" "

Woman, lead the way. The

demeanor and tone of speech were like two people for a while.

The staff who had palpitations couldn't understand what kind of medicine was sold in his gourd, and while leading the way in front, he turned back and watched Gao Fei vigilantly.

For fear that if he didn't pay attention, he would turn into a belly pocket, underwear and something like that would fly on him.

Players from the Cherry Blossom Country, the Eagle Country, and other countries all honestly followed behind the staff, lest they touch the so-called taboo and cause the game to die on the spot, and our big brother ......

: The main theme is bravery! But this was not punished by justice from heaven, I never expected it.

: The rules say that as long as they don't try to unmask the staff and deliberately try to provoke them, the staff can be trusted. It seems that Goofy's approach seems very outrageous, but in fact it is also very outrageous!

: What I said upstairs made a lot of sense, and I couldn't help but have a bold idea ......

There are many species of animals mentioned in the rules, and so far there have only been six animals even if the rabbit that does not exist is counted as one animal. Aren't you afraid to unmask the young lady of the staff, and below is a hairy face?

: Hairy face...... Could it be a cat lady?!Gentlemen, I'm even more excited!Hey, hey~~~:

I'm often out of place with you because I'm not perverted enough.

Fortunately, I tossed for a while, and I don't know if I was tired or if I had a CD for skills.

All in all, he just stopped, and honestly followed behind the female staff, only the audience in the live broadcast room saw Gao Fei gently stroking his arm, muttering in a low voice from time to time.

"Lace?

"It's hard here, it seems to have an underwire, and the shaping effect should be pretty good." "

What do you say......

Xia Guo's barrage stopped directly and instantly, and everyone fell silent at once.

Brother

, my brother

, please don't worry about your bra

! Do something serious, Goofy!

In a short time, in the lobby of the zoo, a staff member with a total of twelve players, including Goofy, converged.

The twelve people came from different countries, but there were no countries such as the Cherry Blossom Country, the Eagle Country, the Sunset Empire, etc., which were familiar to the people of Xia Country, and most of them were countries such as Jili Guara and Banibia, whose names had never been heard of.

Fortunately, in the world of strange rules, no matter what language you speak, it will be translated into words that the other party can understand in real time, and communication between each other is not a problem.

A beautiful woman with a big golden wave blinked, walked up to Gao Fei, who was tall and well-proportioned and looked quite handsome, and stretched out a hand generously.

"My name is Emily, I'm from Guara, what about you?"

"I'm SpongeBob SquarePants, I live in the pineapple house on Beach Beach, my best friends are Patrick and Sandy, I'm the number one chef at King Krabsburg, and I love catching jellyfish in my spare time. "

[Do you choose SpongeBob SquarePants as your delusional ...... this time

] [Forget it, so be it]

Gao Fei was talking, his eyes suddenly changed, flashing with the light of wisdom that belongs to the only great intelligence.

Pinching his face and pulling it sideways, his skin is extremely elastic, like a sponge, and the water is squeezed out of it and falls to the ground.

The part that was torn and bounced back seemed to have been dried, and it instantly became wrinkled, shriveled, and numb, and small dry holes could be vaguely seen on it.

This obviously unusual behavior, and the terrifying appearance, frightened Emily staggered suddenly, took several steps back, and nodded her head while waving her hands frantically.

"Nice to meet you!Nice to meet you!" Seeing

that Emily was reluctant to shake his hand, Goofy pursed his lips, looking a little unhappy.

Silently walked to the side, raised a glass of water and poured it over his face.

Rubbing it slightly with both hands, the cheeks, which were originally shriveled to holes, suddenly returned to the appearance of a normal person.

He's a SpongeBob SquarePants!I'm Patrick!I'm Patrick

!: Are you stupid upstairs!How could he be SpongeBob SquarePants? This must be some kind of special talent that comes with the ability to dehydrate and absorb water.

If he were SpongeBob SquarePants, I'd steam Mr. Krabs on the spot and eat it!

: Don't argue, Goofy's ability should be pretty powerful if you think about it. Does being dehydrated mean that his body resembles some kind of sponge, which is why he calls himself SpongeBob SquarePants? If that were the case, he would be immune to damage such as blood loss, hard blows, and even gunshot shots.

The

rest of the contestants, seeing this situation, unconsciously took a few steps back.

This man is really a little weird, and it is safer to stay away from him.

Disappointed, Goofy lowered his head and muttered.

"No one wants to be friends with me, forget it, next time I'll catch jellyfish by myself. "

[SpongeBob SquarePants has been selected] "Yes, yes, yes, I am SpongeBob SquarePants!Are you going to catch jellyfish with me?"

[Delusion Object has been selected

] [Your delusion object this time is:

SpongeBob SquarePants] [In this game, you will get all the abilities that SpongeBob SquarePants has]

"I said that I am SpongeBob SquarePants

! Do you want to catch jellyfish?"

"╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph! Don't forget it!"

Angry Gao Fei, his hands crossed his waist and sulked in place.

Seeing him talking to himself and chatting with the air, Emily and the others became more and more panicked, urging the staff one by one.

"Hurry up, take us to the zoo

!" "I'd rather run into weirdness right away than be with this weird guy with a sick brain and a face that can squeeze water out!" The

person in charge of leading the tour was none other than the female staff who had been harassed by Goofy.

At this moment, she can understand everyone's urgent mood very well.

A professional and polite nod and bow, and then lead everyone to the zoo.

The frustrated Goofy walked at the back, and as soon as he appeared in the sun, his face and body began to flow uncontrollably, and his mood became very unbeautiful.

The body gradually became dry and listless, and it seemed that he was too lazy to speak.

"What you see now is the sheep area of our zoo, these sheep are special breeds carefully bred by our zoo, they are very smart, and they can even interact with people. Following

what the staff pointed out, Gao Fei and the others looked over.

In the open space behind the three fences was a sheep with curly hair, which looked no different from normal sheep.

It's because of the angle and the fence that block it, and you can only see a head.

His eyes looked different from those of the honest sheep who were not very smart, and he seemed to be particularly smart and emotional, as if he was responding to the staff's statement, and looked at the tourists here.

One of the sheep, with an undisguised squint of color, was staring directly at Emily, who had a beautiful face and proud figure, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but flow down.

"Is it that powerful?" said

Eremi, muttering dissatisfied, turning to the sheep that was staring at her with squinting eyes.

Waving his white arm, he scolded loudly: "Hey, that perverted sheep! It's you! Don't stare at me anymore! It's disgusting!"

"Baa~~~Baa~~~"

The sheep seemed to really understand people's speech, but instead of restricting the meaning of his eyes, he licked his lips very obscenely and threw a wink(^_-) at Alimi.

The extremely rich little expression seemed to speak: "Little beauty come and play!"

Gao Fei at the back of the team raised his head slightly, and said in his heart that this sheep is not very polite, and it is immoral to tease the lady.

Immediately, the focus of his eyes fell on the fountain in the sheep park, and his eyes lit up.

Water! It's water!

Emily and the others were instantly dumbfounded, is this sheep a little outrageous and clever and obscene?

Considering that this is a world of strange rules, some thoughtful and terrifying thoughts have sprung up in the hearts of everyone.

Damn

! This special thing is definitely not a serious animal, it can't be some kind of modified fusion creature or something!

At this moment, the desperate and angry roar of the female staff suddenly came from behind several people.

"You come back to me!Don't climb the fence!".