My mental illness can't be cured by weird rules and rumors

Nako Mahaku and the other nine grinned, too lazy to explain or care about anything to Goofy.

This eldest brother is not only particularly popular in Xia Kingdom, but also on the Internet in other countries, because he opened up the last zoo strange talk.

In any case, at least six or seven of the nine people can be regarded as having goofy, otherwise it is still a question whether they can successfully clear the level and survive.

Goofy, full of muddy, sat back in his seat.

Looking at the ten chairs and the bonfire that was going up in the center, I thought if only there were beef skewers, lamb skewers, and cumin pepper noodles.

Thinking about it, I touched my belly.

Hungry.

I am the organizer of this event and the moderator of this Decameron. "

Before you see him, you hear his voice.

In the shadows in the direction of the farmhouse, a young man in a black tuxedo, a black top hat, monocles, and a staff of civilization came out.

The young man's long blonde hair poured down, fluttering casually, and in the light of the fire, his fair cheeks and long blonde hair shone brightly, a veritable handsome man.

In terms of overall shape, it belongs to the same series as Mr. X, but Mr. X's dress is a little more plain, and the luxurious embroidered gold patterns and large gold watches on the other party's tuxedo are enough to show that his life has been in a state of overwhelming wealth for a long time.

This

is quite rare in the rules of weird talk, and generally only appears in dungeons with a confrontation type, responsible for explaining the rules to both sides.

Nako Mahaku and the others couldn't help but be a little suspicious, and began to suspect that the type and tendency of this dungeon were biased towards competition between players.

The young man walked up to the campfire, gently took off his black top hat with one hand, and bowed slightly courteously.

"Allow me to introduce myself first, my name is one, one, two, three, four, five, one, you can call me ...... GM。 "

The strange talk of the rules this time is quite abrupt and does not conform to the previous rules.

In addition, the nature is somewhat peculiar and does not involve their respective countries, so many viewers turned over and continued to sleep.

The people who are still watching the live broadcast are either senior night owls, or they can't sleep after being woken up, and the barrage is very barren compared to the past.

But as soon as these words came out, they still aroused heated discussions.

GM personally presides over the game, this is the first time, right?

: GM is very handsome, but I don't know what type of copy this copy is, ten days talk...... Could it be that everyone gets together to tell a

story?: How can it be so simple? This is a strange rule, not an evening story.

: Even if it's a story, most of it involves weirdness, and the GM personally hosts it, which can only show that this rule weird talk is very special. In other words, the danger will probably increase dramatically.

Nako Mahaku and the others have different expressions, some are curious and looking at one, and some are thinking with slightly squinted eyes.

And ......

Absent-mindedly, sitting on the chair, the little brain melon seeds went up and down, and the high flying was crumbling.

Glancing at Gao Fei with heavy eyelids, he raised his hand and snapped his fingers, and a magical scene happened.

The moon on the horizon passed quickly, and the stars in the night sky slowly faded.

In less than a few seconds, the pale white light of the morning light penetrated through the thick clouds.

Gao Fei opened his eyes suddenly, and the whole person suddenly woke up, and looked at Yi who was smiling at him with a face full of surprise.

Yo

, this man must be a rooster, and as soon as he screams, the sky will dawn!

"As you can see, this town of Werther is not a real town. Well...... Or should it be said that it once existed. But now, it's just a theater where a play is staged. You are the excellent actors I specially invited, and I am the theater owner who is responsible for managing the theater and controlling the progress of the play, and I hope that we will work together happily and write and perform this good play together.

"The whole repertoire is divided into five parts, the prologue, the beginning, the development, the climax, the epilogue, and the final result of the repertoire is in your hands, and there is no limit to this. I need to remind you that you are both actors and audiences, people in the play and outsiders, and the lives of the people in the play, including your own lives, depend on your choice.

"Oh, a reminder, this town is very interesting, but there are no strange creatures, just people.

"But......

put on a black high hat, lowered the brim slightly, and an intriguing smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "People are sometimes much more terrifying than weird."

"Finally, I wish you all a good time, and we'll see you in the next scene. "

Good show...... Unveiled!"

snapped his fingers again, the bright sky suddenly darkened, and all the pictures in the live broadcast room were cut off.

After a full dozen seconds, the footage of Goofy and the other players' live broadcast room slowly recovered.

In front of the dresser, Goofy is dressed in a decent blue suit, and behind him is a blonde servant dressed as a medieval maid, helping him with his hairstyle.

"Young Master, Miss Elizabeth's engagement banquet with you is about to begin, this engagement banquet is not only related to the future business cooperation between the two families, but also related to your future happiness, young master.

Goofy frowned, looking unhappy: "Elizabeth, that cylindrical white duck, I don't want to marry such an ugly thing!"

[Dissipated Light: Prologue]

[This time, your role is the young master of the Hamlet family. Goofy, your family is about to reach a business cooperation with the Simon family, and before this business cooperation, the engagement banquet and wedding date between you and Miss Elizabeth were held three months in advance, paving the way for the future in-depth cooperation between the two families]

Cylindrical White Duck

?What is it?Lucy

, the maid who was helping Goofy straighten his hair, was stunned for a moment, and reached out to touch Goofy's forehead.

There is no fever!

How can the young master talk nonsense, Miss Elizabeth is a great beauty in the town of Werther, isn't she always the ideal wife you want to marry?"

"Young master, what are you talking about, I don't quite understand. Miss Elizabeth, but the famous beauty!"

Applying wax, Lucy carefully concave Goofy.

She is undoubtedly a very competent teacher Tony.

Looking at his carefully made hairstyle, with Gao Fei's delicate and white face in the mirror, there was an indescribable handsomeness and nobility, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly: "Of course, young master, whether it is your image or identity, it is reasonable to win Miss Elizabeth's favor!"

"Okay young master! It's not too early, it's time for you to go!".

At the door, after waiting for a long time, the butler who looked like Ah Fu led Gao Fei into a carriage and rushed to the banquet hall of the two engagement banquets.

Far away, the medieval ballroom is filled with the melodious sounds of pianos and violins.

It was the Hamlet family, specially invited from the neighborhood to invite a symphony orchestra to warm up the engagement banquet.

Looking at the young master who was squinting slightly and enjoying the beautiful music, the housekeeper said happily: "Young master, today's engagement banquet is private, and the people invited are the younger generations of some families, you don't have to be too restrained, just relax." "

Engagement Banquet...... What's so delicious?"

"You have everything you like, it will definitely satisfy you!" Hearing

this, Goofy nodded.

It doesn't matter what the engagement banquet is, as long as there is food at the banquet.

After getting out of the carriage, the butler led the way in front and sent Gao Fei into the main hall of the banquet hall.

The banquet hall is brightly lit, densely packed with countless heads and hair colors, red, brown, gold, black, etc., like a flowery hillside, reflecting today's cheerful day.

"Hey, my dear Goofy, you're finally here!Your future bride has been waiting for a long time!" "

Hahahahaha~~~ You're so handsome today!

Holding a wine glass with a smiling face, he celebrated his beautiful return.

I thought that Gao Fei, who was full of confusion, would be cramped and uneasy, but who would have thought that it was actually a hidden social cow.

Whether it was the wine glasses or the food that was sent, the visitors did not refuse, and they all showed off in their mouths, making everyone laugh.

The heart Taoist is really in a good mood, and his appetite has also improved.

"Alright, let's not delay his precious time, the future bride is over there!" a

group of young people who watched the bustle, pushing and shoving, pushed Gao Fei, who had not yet swallowed his mouthful of food, to the center of the banquet hall.

The surrounding consciousness vacated a vacant space for the couple who were about to get married.

Goofy looked up and saw a familiar figure.

Nako is really white, and she is standing opposite ......

Forehead ......

Standing behind a blonde beauty on the opposite side, dressed in a maid outfit, clenching her fists tightly, but roaring inside.

Elizabeth

has long wavy blond hair, and her aqua-blue tutu skirt is mischievous but elegant, and her skin is so white that her cheeks glow with a blush, and she hangs her head so low that she does not dare to look directly into Goofy's eyes.

"Goofy, today is the day of our engagement, do you have anything to say to me

?" "It's delicious~~~" "

Huh?"

The surprised Elizabeth raised her head, Goofy in a slurred tone, still chewing beef in her mouth.

It took her a while to react, as if he was saying that the beef was delicious.

Gritting her back teeth, Elizabeth walked up to Goofy's side and whispered in her ear: "What the hell are you doing! After saying that after acting in this scene, everyone will have their own ways in the future, don't let each other not get off the stage!"

Goofy pouted, feeling a little depressed, but an inappropriate reminder sounded in his ears.

[Your happiness value is declining, it is already below 80%

] [If the happiness value is lower than 60%, it will automatically switch to a depressed state]

No matter how you look at it, Elizabeth feels that the person in front of her is not Gao Fei she knows.

Cute and cute, there is no calculation in his eyes, and he doesn't look like the scheming sea king scumbag he has ever seen at all.

Hey

, forget it, forget it,

just pretend, and when the engagement banquet is over, everyone will go back to their own homes and find their own mothers.

"I don't care what tricks you're playing now!In short, in front of everyone, we are still loving childhood sweethearts, understand?"

"...... this question

" "Eat more and talk less, keep smiling!"

Interrupting Goofy's easy to reveal words, Elizabeth instantly switched to a down-and-out aristocratic lady.

Affectionately holding Goofy's arm, he walked through the crowd, greeting everyone, and smiling and greeting everyone with sincere or false wishes.

It is nothing more than the marriage of two families for commercial purposes, whether they are willing or unwilling, and it will not affect the engagement banquet of the two and the wedding in three months.

After walking in a circle, Elizabeth probably understood the way to control Goofy's lack of speech, that is, to gag his mouth with food! Goofy

, who was not in a good mood, was slowly regained his happiness under the healing of food.

After all, what can be wrong with fried steak, jam tart, fish and chips?

Goo-too

~~~Goo~~~Goo

~~~Goo~~The

cheeks are bulging and flying high, like a squirrel that is eating, revealing a harmless and cute appearance of humans and animals.

Seeing that he seemed to be busy cooking, and was reluctant to talk to anyone, it turned out that the young men and women who wanted to talk to him stopped bothering him, but looked at him with strange eyes.

"How much did he eat

?" "Just a plate of fried steak, two jam pies, three chips, four fried fish, five glasses of wine, six ......

" "The Hamlet family has been having financial trouble lately?"

"As far as I know, no. They had just finalized a big deal with the Simon family and a big nobleman in the city about the winery, and the deposit seemed to be a thousand gold coins, so that they would not be so poor that their own eldest and young masters could not eat.

"But he was eating like a refugee from the north. "

The young generation who can participate in the aristocratic engagement banquet are naturally the young masters and young ladies of the major families, and they pay attention to complicated aristocratic etiquette when dining or drinking.

A starving ghost like Goofy is reincarnated to eat, and he will be scolded at home.

In the banquet hall, the servants of the Hamlet family, who were in charge of receiving the guests, saw that the situation was not quite right, and hurriedly walked out to inform the butler.

Ah Fu stepped into the banquet hall, looking at Gao Fei, who was trying to put a whole roast beef rib into his mouth after adjusting the angle, his eyes were about to pop out.

"

Young Master!Etiquette!Pay attention to etiquette!"*//¥@¥!!##......

""Young Master!

take out the beef ribs before you speak!" "

Regardless of the etiquette, the housekeeper Ah Fu snatched the beef ribs from Gao Fei's hand, dragged the oily young master, and walked to the room next to him.

At this time, at the door of the banquet hall, a girl wearing a long white dress suddenly rushed in, looking extremely angry.

"Goofy, you have no conscience! I slept with me irresponsibly, and I want to marry another woman?"

the noisy banquet hall was silent for a moment, and a pin drop could be heard.

Holding the roast beef ribs in his hand, Gao Fei, who was tug-of-war with the housekeeper Ah Fu, turned his face in surprise, and his expression was a little trance.

Bang!

A gunshot rang out in the empty banquet hall, and the crimson blood-colored flowers bloomed on the brains of the girls who rushed in.

Putting down the still smoking barrel of the gun, Elizabeth waved her hand calmly.

"Alright, let's go on!" a

couple of servants came up and, as if nothing had happened, dragged away the bloody corpse of the girl's flowering head.

The people in the banquet hall were like nothing had happened, eating and drinking when they should have eaten and drunk, and singing and dancing when they should have sung and danced.

Nako Mashiro, who had been following behind Elizabeth and watching her take out her gun and shoot live people skillfully and mercilessly, but she didn't care as if she was raising her hand to kill a mosquito, suddenly felt a chill down her spine.

If she remembered correctly, the woman who rushed in was one of the female players.

What the hell are you in

? Is this called weird?