My portable gaming girlfriend

The guy fell face down on the ground, and if it was real, he would definitely die from a concussion.

"Oh... my head hurts..."

"Yo! My little brother is so elegant? The game doesn't have any pain system, and why are you peeping at the girls' bath?"

I pretended to be familiar and patted him on the back.

"Because... I want to see the goddess..."

"goddess?"

"The goddess with the golden twin tails... is obviously in this No. 28 bath, why didn't I see it..."

The characters are all in a dizzy state and still thinking about the goddess, this person is really hopeless.

"Hmm... I think I know what you're talking about."

As he gradually woke up and raised his head, I also saw his true face. Although it was beautified when creating the character, I will not admit that the iconic dead fish eyes are the young man who confessed to Ye Yin in the coffee shop !

"You... are you okay?"

Ye Yin also came over at this time and asked with concern, he is really a kind and lovely child, even though he is a boy.

"You are here! Goddess!"

Seeing Ye Yin standing beside him, he immediately jumped up with full blood.

"I said you haven't given up yet..."

"...How could I give up! I fell in love with you from the first time I saw you half a month ago. Being able to meet you in the game also shows fate?"

"Fate is impossible."

How could there be any fate between men and men... This guy has not yet known this cruel fact.

"Why do you say that? And... what is the relationship between you and her? Why do you take a hot spring together?"

"I said... Comrade [Zhuge Juan], haven't you noticed that Li Yin is only wearing underwear?"

I pointed to Ye Yin at the side, because I avoided using my real name when I was facing an unfamiliar person, and called him by ID instead.

"I know... so what the hell are you doing? Why did you even... even take off your underwear?"

"I didn't do anything but soak in the hot spring, and Li Yin didn't need to wear the underwear above."

"No, no need?! No matter how flat the chest is, she's still a girl. You can't treat yourself like this just because of his perverted demands!"

This guy rushed in front of me excitedly as if he was going to beat me up, I immediately stretched out my hand and pushed him away...

"That's where the problem lies. What gender do you think Li Yin is?"

"What... what do you mean?"

Obviously, with his intelligence, he couldn't guess the truth.

"Forget it, let me tell you, Li Yin is a real...man!"

I reached behind Li Yin with my right hand and patted him on the shoulder vigorously, but he almost fell forward when I slapped him, which made me feel at a loss - such a physique might not even be as good as Shen Qing, right?

After all, Shen Qing wears 'sports underwear' every day, and she won't lose her body if she insists on exercising.

"man?"

The dead fish-eyed young man in front of him was stunned. I waited for a long time and there was nothing to say. If he was placed in the animation at this time, the effect would be that his whole body would lose color and his soul would appear out of his body.

"Yes, otherwise... Li Yin, you take off your pants and let us be healthy?"

As I said that, I deliberately stretched my hand on Ye Yin's underwear, and Ye Yin also resisted me cooperatively——

"No, Senior Shi!... You can't take off your pants in this game!"

"Tsk, anyway, Li Yin is a boy, you understand."

"Male... boy..."

Shi Yuyan still looks like he is wandering in the sky, it's so pitiful, I seem to understand this feeling of disillusionment.

"This guy needs some time to understand, let's go to another bath."

I looked at the dead fish eye with pity, and called Ye Yin to leave, but when we reached the door, there was a sudden call from behind——

"Stop! I'm going to duel with you!"

"What? What are you talking about?"

"Don't you understand? Duel!"

This guy has completely changed, he still has a gloomy look, this time his eyes are no longer as cowardly as before, but more tenacious.

Unfortunately... use the wrong place, right?

"Why are you dueling with me? We have no grievances..."

"For him! Yes, I mean the man's 'he'!"

"That means you understand that Li Yin is a boy? Then what questions do you have?"

"I understand that he is a boy, but I suddenly understood my true heart just now..."

No, this guy...

"Yes... there is nothing wrong with boys...! As long as you can get social security!"

"ha?"

Does this guy know what he is talking about? This is a very extraordinary heart...

"I, Zhuge Juan, are just here to invite you to a duel, and I'm here to give you your name!"

"Well, my name is Shi... Yuan, so why should I duel with you?"

I don't even want to tell this person my full name, who knows what kind of trouble he will cause.

"Since boys are fine, you can't forgive me for embarrassing me! I am a player with the highest ranking of 2426 in the Brawl Arena! You seem to be in the third echelon at most, right? How can a weak guy like you protect me?" Good him? The only one who can protect him... is me!"

Although she didn't know where the confidence came from, it seemed that Ye Yin didn't need his protection at all.

"Let's fight!"

However, he is now in a state where he can't listen to anything.

"Hey... Since you said so, then come."

In the game "Legend of Mountains and Seas", players can choose to enable or disable the 'PVP mode'. When the player turns on the 'PVP mode', the player will be attacked by other players. When a player turns off the 'PVP mode', other players can't hurt him, but can knock him down or fly him.

After Zhuge Juan finished speaking, he picked up the bamboo sticks that fell from the ground and attacked me regardless of whether I turned on the 'PVP mode'. Although I am stronger than him, I am a long-range player. I'm really not sure...

"Your weapon is a bow and arrow, right?! Then you must not be good at close combat!"

Tsk, it was discovered by this kid.

"So you are a melee player?"

I asked him.

"Sorry, I use a crossbow."

"Coincidentally, I use a bow...it's all long-distance, what are you pretending to be [beep] with me!"

A long-range player whose rank is lower than mine actually took the initiative to duel with me? If I can't beat him, I can stay away from the virtual world and never come back.

I rolled sideways to avoid his plank attack, and at the same time ran to grab another bamboo stick on the ground, turned around and started a close combat with him, giving up the dignity of the long-range player.

As the saying goes, since ancient times, archers often fight in close combat. We thought our battle would last for half a day, from 'slashing' to 'stabbing', seeing each move, but a few moves will determine the winner.

After I knocked him to the ground and added a few more stabs, the guy couldn't get up again.

"Ouch...it hurts..."

"This game doesn't have a pain system."

I looked at him without pity.

"I don't care, it just hurts...why, I was defeated in the second echelon...?"

"Does the second echelon dare to be arrogant? My ranking has not improved for a month and still remains at 1001!"

"What, what...!"

Seeing the shocked eyes of Si Yuyan, I decided to pursue the victory.

"In addition, Li Yin's ranking is more than 800, and this refers to the global server ranking, not some private servers."

"...!"

This time the guy in front of me is completely out of his body, and I finally have a chance to say the sentence that was interrupted.

"—So, the weak Liyin in your eyes doesn't need your protection at all!"

"Hey --! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

It seems that I heard the sound of something breaking. To be honest, I can understand the feeling of not only losing love but also losing self-esteem, and I feel a little pity for the fragile guy in front of me.

"Since you know he's a boy and doesn't need your protection, you should give up, right? Don't bother us anymore."

I made up my mind to say what I wanted to say clearly. Maybe he can't accept it for a while, but he will eventually realize this truth.

It is also impossible for us to let him join the team. This game may really encounter the "awakened AI" that needs to be solved. If he is involved in this mission, he will not be able to escape from the organization.

"I... must have made a mistake..."

Zhuge Juan muttered to himself, stood up in a daze and walked towards the door, not even looking at Ye Yin as he passed us.

To be honest, I would be more at ease if he had a big fight with me, but I was afraid that he would not think about it.

"Hey, don't you miss it?"

I called him behind my back——

"Boys... can't you..."

He stopped but didn't look back, I vaguely heard a few words, and then he continued to walk outside.

really all right? This kind of thing hits me as hard as it did when I was in junior high school, and I definitely won't forget it anytime soon.

But he has already left, and we didn't even add each other as friends, let alone know our real names. Although his id is quite special, it doesn't look like there are many people with the same name, but it is still difficult to find someone based on id alone.

In my heart, I silently wished him to forget about this matter as soon as possible, and to record this matter deep in his memory.

Of course, this can only be regarded as a small episode, the kind that will pass soon.

When we returned to the front hall of Molizhuang, each of us was buffed by the hot spring just now—Ye Yin and I had increased physical strength and defense, and Shen Qing and Ying had increased health and attack power.

The increase in attack power has no effect on Sakura, just because Shen Qing needs this BUFF, and Sakura happens to be in the same hot spring with her.

Since then, our game has just begun.

We came to a certain mission hall in the city. This is a place for receiving low-level and intermediate-level missions in the city. Each mission hall is adjacent to an airship parking lot. Since the places where alien beasts appear are far away from the city, large-scale aircraft must be used to Only the airship, a special means of transportation, can be fast. Now in this hall, the receptionist of Baozitou looked at us with a smile, waiting for us to prepare the documents for us after we decided to take the task.

"Let's start with the lowest-level tasks..."

It was obviously the normal route of the game, but Shen Qing opposed it.

"You don't know that low-level missions are designed for novices who have never played this game?"

"Of course I know...but isn't your strength..."

Isn't it much higher than the novice? I wanted to say this, but I stopped after meeting Shen Qing's murderous eyes.

"Although we brought a newcomer, Ye Yin's strength is trustworthy, and you are barely enough to fight, so I think it's no problem to start with intermediate tasks."

"Hey, if I'm reluctant, what are you? You're obviously just a member of the fifth echelon..."

"Oh? I suddenly want to try the effect of the attack power increase BUFF."

She put her hand on the musket behind her back.

"Take your hands off the gun... There is something to talk about."

I saw with my own eyes that this thing blasted the [Zhuge Scroll] away with explosive bombs...

"Can you see that handsome hairstyle of A Yuan again?"

Sakura seems to still remember the incident in "Mirror Island" where I was blown into an afro by Shen Qing.

"That... let's take the task first, the players over there are already impatient..."

Ye Yin reminded us in a low voice, I looked back and saw that there were 5 teams of players behind, all looking at us with dissatisfaction.

This new piece of expansion has really attracted many players, but I have never seen a queue in the mission hall before.

"Zero Four Two, code-named 'Flying Squirrel', about eight feet long, able to fly... Zero Three Nine, code-named 'Hujiao', the size of a water snake, about nine feet long, good at swimming...one foot is about 0.33 meters, so these enemies They are all small monsters two or three meters long..."

"Don't look at low-level tasks, turn back."

Shen Qing said to me impatiently.

"I know, I know... Let me see, from here onwards, they are all intermediate tasks... 023, code-named 'Linghu', shaped like a cow, about two feet two feet in length, 024, code-named 'Juji', shaped Like a hedgehog, about one foot and five feet long..."

"Okay, let's make it zero two four, confirm it quickly."

Shen Qing, who couldn't wait, announced to the Baozitou receptionist that she would accept the task. Because I didn't have time to raise objections, the receptionist began to confirm the details.

"Are the four teaming up for a mission? Confirm your name... Annihilation of the Abyss, End of Time?"

"it's me."

"puff--"

It's not the first time I've been ridiculed by other players because of ID, I ignore them.

"The eternal waning moon in the bloody sky..."

I fully expected her to be treated the same way, but no one laughed.

"Tsk..."

"Sakura 5829..."

"...Ah? In, here!"

There are a lot of players with the same name in the game, and the word 'Sakura' is one of the most popular words, so there are already 5828 players with this word as their ID, and the name of Sakura here can only be '5829' suffix.

There are more players with the name 'Sakura' in the entire virtual world, where she was ranked after tens of thousands, I don't remember the exact ranking.

After everyone confirmed it, we entered the parking lot, stood on a ladder hanging under a long rope, and were pulled onto the airship...

Each airship has very large wings, and the boatman lifts the airship by swinging the bone wings through the oars.

Because of the unstable airflow, the airship was a little bumpy. I stood on the bow and looked down at the city. There were crowds of people on the ground, entering and leaving inns and shops like ants.

It feels almost the same as overlooking the city in the real world.

"Ayuan, will it be difficult to fight? I don't have any experience at all, I'm afraid it will drag everyone down..."

Sakura's hair was disheveled by the high-altitude wind, and she looked worriedly at the lyre in her hand.

"It's okay, as long as you stay away from the front line, I will protect you."

Although I patted my chest and promised, Sakura didn't seem happy——

"But... I don't want to just be protected, I also want to help Ah Yuan."

"—Except for the 'unique' BOSS-level monsters, common monsters are scattered throughout the habitat, and players who die in battle will be teleported to the frontline camp, which is very troublesome for the remaining people. "

Shen Qing's explanation is correct. The most feared thing when online, especially with passers-by players, is the novice players who make infinite mistakes. Every time they die, everyone has to restart the game.

"Advanced lyres seem to be able to play more complex tunes, and at the same time put more and stronger buffs on other players, and even bring teammates back to life... Sakura, you can guarantee that you will not die. Adding buffs to us is the greatest help."

"...Is that so? Then I will work hard!"

Hearing that she can help us, the melancholy on Sakura's face is gone, she is such an easy-to-coax child, and that's fine, she's becoming more and more like an ordinary girl.

"The airship is about to depart, please don't poke your head out."

The city below has shrunk to the size of a piece of rubber, and our airship immediately climbed into the clouds, surrounded by fog.

Soon the airship rushed out of the clouds and came to the top, and the clouds became a piece of white land, extending into the distance.

"That is……?"

In the distance to the west, what is the huge 'mountain' surrounded by black mist even above the clouds?