My portable gaming girlfriend

"Ayuan..."

Sakura called me by my name. Of course, this was not the first time she called me by my name. Many times she called me like that, but there was nothing important about it.

"Sakura...you take care of Feifei, don't worry about it, I'm going online."

"Huh?...that..."

It is rare for her to hesitate to speak. Could it be that there is really something she wants to tell me... Speaking of which, she hasn't asked her what she did when she got up in the morning.

"No, you go and play! Sakura and I will make a cake!"

Started Fei interrupted Sakura. Contrary to the attitude of Cowhide Candy before, she generously let me go, so in the end... In short, there is no need to think about it.

A picture scroll of frozen land and snowfield slowly unfolded in front of me. Under the blue sky, the dilapidated city and the huge nuclear power plant chimney loomed in the distance. This scene is where we will fight.

In this recently popular FPS escape game "Snow Eagle", four cities in the east, west and south, ski resorts, and nuclear power plants are scattered on the snow field. Every building is scattered with weapons, armor and medicine. Sexuality dropped 200 players on this snowy field. They had to collect suitable equipment as soon as possible after they landed. The constantly moving blizzard would make the player's activity area smaller and smaller. All teams only had 24 hours to fight to decide the winner. The surviving team will be the winner.

A helicopter parked quietly behind me, with a flat touchpad between me and the helicopter.

On the touchpad, players can choose the game mode they want to play-the game is divided into single-player mode, two-player mode, and four-player mode.

I just logged into the game, and I was going to choose the single-player mode for the first battle as a warm-up exercise—but at this moment, a friend invitation suddenly jumped to the top of the interface.

"Player 'qwer1234' requested to be friended."

It's a very weird name, it looks like it was derived without thinking. It's hard to determine whether it's the keyboard that the player used to roll his face when he named it, or it's just an advertising robot. In the past games, due to my good record, I often received invitations from friends. I agreed to most of the invitations, and sometimes I would form a team with the inviter to play a game or two.

So I habitually clicked 'agree'.

'Player 'qwer1234' requested to form a team. '

I didn't expect this person to be surprisingly familiar, and the invitation to form a team was sent almost as soon as I passed. I originally planned to play a single player game, and I didn't know the other party. I rejected the application for joining the team without hesitation, but the application for joining the team with the same content still appeared in front of me.

And it was sent in seconds... What's the matter with this guy? I clicked Reject again, but before I left the screen, the application for joining the team appeared again.

Wait, this guy is so obsessed with teaming up with me, maybe someone who knows me?

After thinking about it for a while, I remembered that I promised my roommate to take him to play games when I was in school. Maybe that guy found me, maybe...

It's just that he likes to read urban novels in his memory, and then used names like 'x Aotian', 'Cold-Blooded x Shao' as game ids.

However, when I clicked 'Agree', a small figure gradually appeared in front of me—this figure was inexplicably familiar, and as it became clearer and clearer, my ominous premonition became stronger... ...this height, this silhouette, isn't it?

"Hey, I entered the game before I finished listening to the words, despicable!"

The voice that I was almost tired of listening to in the past few days immediately hit my ears, so lively that it was so noisy... The girl with silver ponytails and gray T-shirt and shorts is just Feifei who was harassing me just now. in front of me.

I stared at her with my mouth wide open, and it took a few seconds to react.

"God... you, how did you join the game?"

Rarely feel a headache when playing games. That's right, this player 'qwer1234' is Lin Feifei, and the face-rolling keyboard is completely in line with the style of this silly kid.

"Humph—Sister Sakura taught me how to register an account and enter the game~ I didn't expect that."

Standing upright and completely breastless, Lin Feifei looked at me triumphantly, as if she had done something great.

"Such an idiot ID is really only you who can get up..."

It turns out that before entering the game, Sakura's hesitant appearance is to remind this matter... No wonder this silly child stopped pestering me to bring her into the game, and she actually learned it by herself.

"Tsk, where's the idiot? ... But since I've entered the game as a smart person, I can shoot "swoosh" next, right? Gun, where is the gun?"

Before she finished speaking, she began to search around me, and even started to touch me.

"You idiot, where did you get the gun before the game started? And get out of my team first!"

"No, you should have played with me... Wow! The snow scene! So it looks like this in real life, and it's not cold at all? Hmm? Why is there...a transparent wall here?"

As expected of a child, he was immediately attracted by new things... Although it looks like a snowfield here, as a preparation area for matching games, there are still many restrictions on players, such as movement range restrictions and " You can't take off your pants like Mirror Island - after all, it's an FPS game.

"I forgot to say that you can't run around during the preparation time. This place is not as big as you imagined."

Regarding the fact that this is also a virtual space rather than a real snow scene, I thought about it and still didn't choose to spoil the child's interest.

Feifei explored in a daze for a while before reaching the edge of the preparation area. Obviously, during the preparation time, one cannot enter the city over there, so the developer set up a transparent wall around it.

"I want to go to the city over there! Take me there quickly, you servant!"

Servant... This guy is really getting smaller and smaller. Obviously, Feifei's exuberant curiosity and identity as a ghost made her completely ignore that the so-called city was a battlefield full of fights and crises.

"That's the city of the west, there is a chance to enter the game... wait, why did you take me? Can't you play by yourself? And when did I become a servant?"

"Lazy servant, you will be punished by the Lord of the Blood Moon - I order you to hurry up and give me the gun!"

"What kind of lines are those from the second grade work... and your attitude, attitude."

I grabbed her by the braids and she started yelling 'pain, pain' - of course I wouldn't let go, because players don't feel pain in this game world, only the blood effect after being headshot is very realistic.

"Yes... the boss told you to take care of me! Let go!"

"Boss asked me to take care of you, so I am your servant? Think carefully, is that what Boss Su You said? What is such a person usually called?"

"Wow...it's the guardian! Alright, let me go!"

I let her go, and the inertia caused Feifei to sit down on the ground.

"By the way, do you really understand what kind of game this is..."

Putting my hand on my forehead, I sighed.

"I know! It's a game of knocking down enemies with guns!"

"Okay then, let's play a game with you."

Lin Feifei is a novice shooter, taking her is like fighting alone, but it is not so easy to get rid of her, the best way is to let her quit in the face of difficulties.

"Huh, I finally agreed..."

Soon she stood up and excitedly looked left and right around the touch screen in front of her.

"How do I use this? Can I choose a gun?"

Should it be said that he is the most mysterious programmer in de-bug? To be able to allow the AI ​​of a game to operate the interface of other games in the same way as ordinary players...

Beep——

It so happened that at this time I received a call from my parents. This is also a unique function of VR games in the new era. Players can still receive real-life calls or messages in the virtual world...

This is also a function that is continuously updated and iterated. At the beginning, players or parents of players always complain that important things in reality are delayed because of the game. For this reason, such real-world mistakes are linked and even forced to log out because the game time is too long. The function will be produced, and it has to be said that this has solved the social criticism of VR games to a certain extent.

These parents are probably asking me about Shen Qing again? Be sure to make it clear this time! There is also the matter of cutting off the supply to be postponed! Because it is related to the issue of survival in the future, I asked Feifei to wait for a while, and chose the mode of "temporarily leaving".

...

Under my good talk, my parents agreed to give me some living expenses. It seems that if I work part-time for half a month, I can still survive this summer vacation. But the last sentence about treating our future daughter-in-law well made my hair stand on end...the two of them didn't listen to my explanation at all, and hung up after talking on their own, without giving me a chance to explain again.

"Ah... what are we going to do from now on?"

I can only comfort myself in this way, lamenting that my future is too difficult—at least the immediate urgent need has been alleviated to a certain extent. It's just that I forgot that reality and ideals are often different...

Life will always give you some unexpected surprises, such as a black game girlfriend who falls from the sky, or a girl with double ponytails who knows nothing but is unexpectedly talented in spending money.

When I returned to the game from the 'temporarily away' state, what I saw was not Lin Feifei who was wearing a plain gray T-shirt and shorts novice outfit just now.

I don’t know why the lower body has been changed to a short skirt, a refined yet cute pink battle suit, a thick brown scarf, a tactical backpack with a rabbit pendant, and... the decorative purpose is far greater than the practical exaggerated cat ear headphones .

"How about traveling far! Doesn't it feel like fighting!"

The girl dressed in this way proudly showed off her new outfit with her hands on her hips.

"You... who are you?! Where did Feifei go? Give her back to me!"

After seeing the position where the girl's operation interface stayed, the ominous premonition slowly rose. I have seen this costume before without a doubt, just in this game - "Snow Eagle" in the recent special props event.

"Shi Yuanxing, are you stupid? Am I not here!"

Even if I don't want to accept it in every way in my heart, I can only admit that this pink girl is indeed Feifei.

"So can you tell me where this expensive fashion comes from? By the way, I don't want to hear any answers with words like 'recharge', 'krypton gold' and 'purchase'."

Fashion... That's right, this thing is a fashion that has recently hit the shelves! Of course, it looks familiar. Although this game is an FPS game, for the sake of fairness, it never sells any props or equipment that will directly affect the combat effectiveness, but it does not mean that it does not have paid props.

Fashion—this kind of evil existence is the most beneficial means for various games to make money, making yourself different, more distinctive, more beautiful and cute... Countless players spend money with this kind of thinking. Of course, the same is true for humans and awakened AIs. Almost no existence can escape this curse-like special magic.

"Eh? How do you know that I paid with your bank account? This suit is super cute! I'm going to give up because I don't have any money in the card. I just want to try to recharge, but I didn't expect to have no money. It succeeded! A total of three times I succeeded, am I amazing!"

"You...what did you say...how many times?"

My voice trembled involuntarily. As an AI Feifei, she should be able to use the non-payment function. After all, she does not have her own account and funds, but I overlooked one point. This game has a friend payment function...

"Well, three times. I remember that the maximum gear is 518? Smart as I am, I immediately saw that this is a system bug that you often say, so I made full use of it before it was repaired. I am very good, right? earned it?"

Three, three times... This, isn't this spending most of the money my parents promised just now!

"What... did you really buy it with my money, you bastard?! Tell me you're lying to me, this one is for free!"

Thinking back to the previous conversation between my parents... why did you act so fast only this time! Did it arrive in seconds? And why is it such a coincidence that the account was credited just when this silly kid was playing against the krypton gold system! Charged in, three times the maximum gear recharge ah!

"Wow! Let go of me! It's free! Me, I didn't spend any money!"

I involuntarily put my two hands against Feifei's twin ponytails and swayed from side to side, while Feifei screamed and tried desperately to avoid... As far as the result is concerned, when Feifei used the recharge system to play, the money my parents gave me was just right. She spent the account by accident.

"Money, return my money! My food expenses, this is... How can you use my payment system?"

In the game, the payment by a friend must be authenticated by the friend himself on the operation interface, but it was absolutely impossible to pass when I was talking to my parents at the time.

"I, I just went to your interface and clicked to confirm... Then it will be fine."

Looking at Feifei's expression, I know that this silly child didn't lie to me, so the result is that she can replace the player to operate the game interface... Is it not clear whether this is a common ability of the awakened AI or exclusive to Feifei? Please ask Sakura to help the programmer investigate Well, Sakura and Sakura have never encountered such a situation before.

"Okay... okay..."

Now that my parents have reduced the supply and Shen Qing has left the villa, I can only rely on the meager funds to buy some meat to improve my meals, and now the inexplicable funds have been reduced by more than half.

Not only did the situation not improve, but it got worse. It is conceivable how miserable it was to live only with instant noodles and fried rice with eggs for the next two months.

The thing has already happened, and now I clearly feel the mood of the child in the news who abused the parents' savings in the game. I educated Feifei, and after understanding the situation, she finally became honest, with her hands behind her back. stood beside me looking at the panel in front of me.

"Listen, you are not allowed to click the 'recharge' button in the future... Yes, even a dollar! BUG is not so easy to encounter, if you recharge successfully, it means you must spend money! Got it?"

"Oh... Got it."

Knowing that she had done something wrong, Feifei also restrained her previous defiant attitude, and shrank aside like a poor rabbit.

"It's a good boy who knows his mistakes and can correct them. Let's forget it this time."

"Shi Yuanxing, aren't you angry?"

"If you are angry, you can't get the money back. I think you lost it unintentionally."

Thinking about it, I can't seriously do anything to an awakened AI who just left the game. Feifei is a child and even weaker than Sakura, and being too harsh will make me seem unreasonable.

"Yes, I'm sorry..."

"Besides, this dress is quite suitable for you, very cute."

Seeing that Feifei still looked unmotivated, I comforted her, remembering that when I was playing GAL, it was clearly written in the strategy guide that it is always right to praise girls' clothes.

"Really, really! Playing "Virtual Clothing Store" with Sister Sakura for so long is not for nothing! Next time I travel far, I will give you a set!"

"Okay, I'm looking forward to it."

The effect was immediate... She really returned to her usual state. Now it's just that I have returned to the starting point... There will always be a way! ——I so comforted myself.

"Okay, let me choose the two-player mode to start the game...'Player 3 is ready and is waiting for players 1 and 2...1729 seconds?"

I looked at Feifei with unbelievable eyes, she immediately took a step back and immediately showed a pitiful expression... This guy couldn't have been pretending before, right?

"Don't pretend to be pitiful, what's going on?"

"It's just... I just accidentally pressed the 'team of four', and then I don't know how to cancel it, and you haven't come back for a long time..."

"Then you matched with a player who has been waiting for us for half an hour?" If I hadn't seen 1729 seconds change to 1814 seconds with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed that there was such a player...