My Senior Brother is Too Steady

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The young man in white put one hand on the white jade table, holding his chin, and was fiddling with a few innate spiritual treasure-level orbs with some boredom.

There are many things in the world, but nothing in heaven;

No matter how hard you try, there is no cure.

——"Records of the Early Life of the Contemporary Emperor of Heaven"

He wanted to be a heavenly emperor who was respected by all beings, but there were six mountains standing in front of him, in front of him, and on his left and right, so that his divine light could not shine inside and outside the heaven and earth at all.

It is said that it is difficult for a clever woman to make a meal without rice. In the current situation, it is completely difficult for a clever emperor to be the master of the empty god...

This heaven is so busy that it has already planted flat peaches, raised sacred birds, and plated five-element orbs.

Work for retirement and retire at any time...

"Your Majesty! Duke Dongmu is asking for an audience outside the palace!"

Suddenly hearing someone playing music outside the hall, the young man in white immediately sat up straight, put away the orb, cleared his throat, picked up the music table on one side, opened it, and read the words inside that he had almost recited like a stream...

"Xuan."

Outside the hall, Dongmu Gong lowered his head and stepped up the white jade stairs. He looked up at the scene on the high platform, his eyes full of relief.

His Majesty the Jade Emperor is really diligent.

"Old minister, I pay my respects to Your Majesty!"

"Mugong, there is no need to be polite," the young man in white showed a somewhat calm and elegant smile, and slowly moved his eyes away from the memorial, "Mugong is in a hurry, is there anything important?"

Dongmu Gong took out a memorial and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, you have told me before that the hydrology and climate in the southeastern part of Nanfangbuzhou will change within a hundred years. I have already done this.

Thirty percent is for good years, 60% for normal years, half for disaster years, and the other half is left blank. "

"Send it up."

"Yes," Dongmu Gong took two steps forward, lifted the memorial table with his immortal power, and sent it to the Jade Emperor.

The young man in white looked at it carefully for a while, then nodded quickly and said with a smile: "I can rest assured when Mu Gong does his work."

After saying this, the young man in white put the watch aside and couldn't help but raise his hand and yawned.

Dongmu Gong said hurriedly: "Your Majesty, you should also rest more on weekdays, but you should not be too tired. Heaven still depends on you to support it."

The young man in white smiled and gently changed the subject, "Mugong, how is everything going on these days?"

"The affairs of the Dragon Clan are still ongoing," Dongmu Gong said solemnly, "The lives of all the creatures in the world are dead and injured, and the resentment of the creatures turned into gray clouds in the third heaven below, disturbing some heavenly beings.

If the Dragon Clan continues to be in such turmoil, the world will always be uneasy, and it is a hidden danger after all. "

The young man in white looked thoughtful, then sighed softly:

"This is also something I can't control at this time. There is a sage's plan behind the Dragon Palace incident. We can only act step by step and follow the trend as Chang Geng Aiqing said."

"Your Majesty is wise!"

The young man in white put down the watch in his hand and said with a smile: "Mr. Mu, how is the righteous will of Chang Geng's love for you now?"

Dongmu Gong said hurriedly: "I just visited three days ago. According to your Majesty's wishes, this is the third time to increase the power of merit and suspend the other two decrees that were condensed at the same time...

This, it will take another three years, and this decree will probably be completed. "

"Three years..."

There was a little helplessness in the Jade Emperor's eyes, and he sighed softly, "I have to wait for three years before Chang Geng Aiqing can go to heaven to relieve her boredom...well, to make suggestions."

Dongmu Gong blinked, feeling like he heard something just now, but he was not sure.

Is Your Majesty talking nonsense?

He must have been so exhausted that his mouth was full...

"Your Majesty, Fellow Taoist Poseidon is also looking forward to serving you day and night."

"Okay, Mu Gong, how much benefit have you received from Chang Geng's love? You say such kind words to him every day."

The Jade Emperor chuckled lightly, "I know how important Chang Geng's love is to Heaven. I know in my heart that your kind words are not the icing on the cake, but the icing on the cake."

A little cold sweat broke out on Duke Dongmu's forehead. He quickly lowered his head and bowed in salute, shouting: "I am guilty."

He suddenly remembered that recently and in the past twenty or thirty years, Poseidon had indeed reminded him that he no longer needed to speak kindly in front of His Majesty...

Poseidon has even figured this out?

Dongmu Gong felt helpless in his heart. He was also a minister of heaven, and he was really a little ashamed.

Fortunately, His Majesty the Jade Emperor just smiled and reminded him, and asked Dongmu Gong to retreat without saying anything else.

"Chang Geng..."

The young man in white murmured, took a piece of gold-patterned cloth, wrote these two words on it, and wrote several other words on the side.

Human, witch, dragon, Taiqing...

"My beloved, I am getting more and more confused. Who is he?"

The young man in white clothes murmured, waving his palm on the cloth, and the writing on it disappeared.

Then, he got up and ended his duties at the Lingxiao Palace. He did not need guards or maids. He was alone, stepping on a golden cloud, walking on a dedicated cloud road, heading towards a fairy island in the sea of ​​​​clouds in the sky. go.

There is the Tiangong Yaochi, which is different from the Kunlun Mountain Yaochi;

The former is a divine palace protected by the power of heaven, while the latter is similar to a vacation place.

But after only a moment, the young man in white flew out with a look of helplessness on his face...

The junior sister has gone into seclusion again and just left an avatar outside. It is not easy for him to talk too much with the junior sister's incarnation.

Do you really think that he, the Jade Emperor, is boring?

Are you kidding me, Haotian is the 'Supreme Supreme of the Golden Tower, the Most Wonderful and the True Miracle of the Jade Emperor'. Even if it is boredom, it must be the highest level of boredom. How can the word 'very' reflect his state of mind at this time... …

He is so boring!

After returning to his Jade Emperor's Palace, the Jade Emperor in white closed the palace door and asked several heavenly generals to guard the palace outside. If any gods from heaven asked to see him or there was any disturbance in heaven, he would immediately knock the golden sword outside the palace.

So, the Jade Emperor in White returned to his palace, sat on the soft couch made of gold and jade, and waited quietly for something to happen.

A few days later, there was no wind blowing in the heaven, and not a single blade of grass moved...

"Alas," the Jade Emperor shook his head gently, lay down on his side, and seemed to fall asleep.

At the same time, in a corner of the heaven, a young general opened his eyes in his mansion, with a slight smile on his lips, and said secretly in his heart:

"If you have nothing to do, why don't you go find Chang Geng Aiqing to hang out in the mortal world? He happens to know my incarnation."

Then, the young general stood up, grabbed his silver gun, put on a suit of shining silver battle armor, thought about it, put on another robe, and left the mansion in the clouds, heading towards Nantianmen.

Along the way, when some patrolling heavenly soldiers saw him, they bowed their heads in salute and called him "general";

When you arrive at Nantianmen, the general guarding this place will shout familiarly:

"Brother Hua, are you going out?"

"Well, I'm going out to do some personal errands."

The incarnation of the Jade Emperor agreed and was about to rush out. The expressions of the generals changed and they quickly stepped forward to stop him.

"Brother Hua, Brother Hua! Do you have a jade plate for traveling?"

Don't make it difficult for brothers. The authorities have tightened their checks recently, and it's not okay to go out without permission. "

"That's right, Brother Hua, please be considerate of your brothers."

"I didn't know it was the one who killed a thousand swords before. He reported this kind of thing to the police, and several brothers were demoted because of it!"

The incarnation of the Jade Emperor suddenly smiled and narrowed his eyes, nodded slightly, and took out a token.

"I almost forgot, I already got the travel order from Tongming Hall."

At that moment, several heavenly generals verified the authenticity of the token, quickly apologized and let him out of Nantianmen.

The incarnation of the Jade Emperor nodded secretly. These generals are considered to be fulfilling their duties. They will add some salary later...

Well, the person who spoke out just now can just come up with an excuse and deduct hundreds of years of merit from him.

——His incarnation is meant for this purpose.

Leaving Nantianmen, we took the road to the Nanhai seaside.

The smile on His Majesty's lips became more relaxed and comfortable, and his whole person felt much happier.

The realm he will incarnate is disguised as the peak of the Celestial Realm. He is not a master in the ancient world, but he will not be harassed by a few random fish.

Not long after, he had reached the sky above Anshui City.

He originally wanted to fly directly to the Tanah Lot Temple, but after seeing the bustling streets of Anshui City, His Majesty restrained his aura, hid his whereabouts, and landed in a corner of the city;

A moment later, the Jade Emperor's incarnation walked out of an alley. His handsome appearance, tall figure, and long clothes exuding a faint fairy light immediately attracted the attention of many mortals...

He was walking down the street with a smile on his face.

Hearing the shouts of the mortal vendors around him and feeling the turbid air here, he twitched his ears and heard a woman scolding her husband on the street corner. For a moment, she felt the same...

Hey, the human world is quite interesting.

After walking for most of the street, the Jade Emperor arrived at the most famous building complex in Anshui City - the Poseidon Temple.

He wandered around the two rows of stalls in front of the temple and didn't buy any incense. Instead, he bought a folding fan. He shook it gently in his hand and stepped into the Tanah Lot Temple with great interest.

However, after taking just a few steps, two tall and strong men appeared in front of them.

Witch?

With this size and momentum, he is considered majestic. If he were stronger, it would be good to serve as a guard of honor in the heaven.

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "You two, what's wrong?"

"My friend, you are so polite!"

The two Poseidon Cult envoys clasped their fists and saluted, their muscles almost bursting through their silk blouses.

The envoy on the left said: "The rules in the temple are that before you enter the door, you must first buy incense. If you don't want to buy it, there are incense on the right side and you can take it as you like without paying any money."

But if you come in empty-handed, Poseidon may not like it. "

"oh?"

The Jade Emperor secretly nodded, but this incarnation of an occupational disease was offended and continued to ask, "If I break in without taking the incense, what will you do?"

The two divine envoys looked at each other and made eye contact.

‘Could it be that the village chief arranged to come here to take the test for us? ’

‘It should be, let’s arrange it! ’

"Hey!"

A divine envoy suddenly raised the tune door and shouted loudly. The incarnation of the Jade Emperor was so shocked that he almost took action, and the pilgrims in the Tanah Lot Temple were shocked.

The Jade Emperor's incarnation was unknown, and he was surrounded by a group of excited pilgrims, including men, women, old and young. They were in front of the gate of Tanah Lot Temple, blocking the road instantly.

Not only outside, but also a large number of men, women, old and young gathered inside, looking at the two divine envoys expectantly.

"Is that coming?"

"I'm really looking forward to it. I haven't heard the messenger speak for two days!"

On the side, several temple ministers came in a hurry carrying harps, small drums, and other instruments, and another person shouted:

"Fa Bao!"

The Jade Emperor's incarnation was fully focused, ready to take action at any time, and saw that the so-called magic weapon was actually a few bamboo fragments, which were thrown up and fell into the hands of the two gods in front of him.

As the bamboo boards were struck like this, the music on the side echoed, and there was a burst of applause and cheers from the surroundings.

"Fellow fellow, please stand still, just talk nonsense, don't panic!

Poseidon is not called casually, the gods protect us fellow villagers!

There is an emperor in the sky, and the sea god belongs to his military tent.

The Emperor of Heaven decreed to protect the mortal world, and the God of the Sea went into the sea to eliminate demons.

In the west, kill the sea-turning dragon, in the south, kill the sea-breathing python;

In addition to three baskets of shrimps in the north, another Magikarp was cleared in the east.

The Carp King, the true Demon King, beats up the Dragon King in one blow!

…”

Amidst the rhythmic percussion music, a piece of "Poseidon Persuasion" came out in the mouths of the two divine envoys, one sentence at a time.

The two speak clearly, cooperate tacitly, and coordinate skillfully...

This is already a very mature performance form in Poseidon Religion.

And the incarnation of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, from being confused at the beginning, to being confused later, to laughing, smiling, squinting and smiling...

Even when the Jade Emperor incarnated, a white-haired, kind-faced old man arrived at the outskirts of the crowd without even noticing...

Li Changshou really came here running this time.

He was originally sketching out the general blueprint of the underworld in his underground secret room, but suddenly he had a sudden impulse and started to calculate with his fingers.

This calculation didn't matter, I immediately realized that there was a "distinguished guest".

The first place Shen Nian arrived at was the main temple, and he happened to see the incarnation of the Jade Emperor. He was stopped by two of his own divine envoys, who asked the Jade Emperor to bring incense to worship him, the god of the sea.

this……

How many lives do you need to do this? !

But to his surprise, the Jade Emperor didn't seem angry. After a moment of confusion, he watched with great interest the envoy of the Poseidon Cult saying the rhyme.

Li Changshou secretly rejoiced.

Fortunately, I had updated the content of these 'missionary songs' more than ten years ago, and added the sentence 'The God of the Sea came to earth under the will of the Emperor of Heaven'.

I really put it to use today.

After singing the song, the surrounding area was already filled with water. Li Changshou hid outside the crowd and took advantage of this gap to speak to the two divine envoys.

The latter was shocked and immediately shouted loudly:

"That's all for today! Let's disperse first!"

"Please come in, sir. We will make an exception this time. You can come in without taking any incense!"

"Oh?" The incarnation of the Jade Emperor frowned slightly and said calmly, "Rules are rules. Without rules, it is difficult to make a circle. How can it be easily broken?

I, Hua Ritian, have decided on this fragrance today. "

Li Changshou, who was hiding outside the crowd, felt his legs soften when he heard this and almost sat on the ground.

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