My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

So Eric got the artifact-the box containing the power of thunder.

Although it can only be opened three times a day, it can always exert unexpected effects at critical times.

Just imagine, when surrounded by enemies, shout "Shazam", a thunderbolt descends, and the surrounding enemies are instantly knocked into the air by the thunderbolt.

Wait...how is this picture so familiar?

Isn't this Shazam?

My superhero image overlaps with Shazam a bit!

No... It's not quite like Shazam, after all, I don't have the ability bestowed by the gods.

It should be called "Thunder Batman". Using the Thunder Box, he summoned the power of Thunder, and instantly knocked all enemies into ashes!

However, due to the negative BUFF of the number limit, it cannot be used as a conventional weapon, but can only be used as a secret weapon. This is a small regret.

Eric is going to find a place to test the power of Thunder.

Walking to the depths of a forest, seeing no one around, opening the box, Zhong Er shouted: "Shazam!"

boom!

A beam of thunder with strong light and great power flashed in the air and struck straight at Eric.

The towering ancient trees were swept away in an instant, as if they had been hit by a bomb.

Click!

The trunks of countless trees were broken from the middle, and the thick branches were instantly broken.

It fell down with a crackling sound.

Flames are burning from the gray branches!

Silt and dust were splashed into the sky and fell in a splash.

Eric felt his ears ringing.

The power of thunder that fell from the sky seemed to dodge Eric intentionally or unintentionally, but did not affect him.

To be honest, Eric felt a little disappointed with the power of the Thunder, it was not as good as a C4 bomb with a relatively large yield.

Although the power is not as powerful as missiles and other modern weapons, but the magical power of Thunderbolt, for those superhumans with super strong physical defense but weak magic defense,

Such as Superman, it has a miraculous effect!

After testing, Eric also found that compared to Thunder's destructive power, its accompanying feature of "removing the curse" is more practical.

I just don't know whether the so-called "curse" is a curse about magic, or all negative mental states such as "poisoning", "mind control", and "illusion".

Just as he was considering the characteristics of the power of thunder, and whether he should change his name to "Thunder Batman", he suddenly heard footsteps coming from behind.

The leaves were shaken, and the wind blew from above.

Eric turned his head and saw a scene that left him dumbfounded.

A giant is coming towards him!

It should be said that a huge woman with a height of tens of meters walked towards him.

His complexion glowed with a dazzling light blue light, and he was only wearing a black bandage suit all over his body, covering key parts, revealing a perfect and sexy figure.

With short black hair, bare feet, and purple lips, the smoky eyes add a bit of charm.

Eric recognized the other party's identity at once - Eris, the goddess of strife.

Eris, the goddess of discord in Greek mythology, once sparked the Trojan War with golden apples.

In order to retaliate against Zeus and Hera for not inviting her to the banquet, Dispute quietly threw a golden apple in front of Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite, and threatened: Only the most beautiful person can get this golden apple .

So the three goddesses asked Paris, the Trojan prince dressed as a shepherd, to judge...

Paris resolutely chose Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty, according to the commonness of men, which caused the dissatisfaction of the other two goddesses. So under the instigation of Hera and Athena, the famous Trojan War kicked off.

Eric saw the strife coming towards him, and his heart skipped a beat.

Wherever this woman appeared, there would be disputes and bad luck. She walked towards him, which meant that he was going to be unlucky next time.

When he was considering whether to slip away first, Dispute lowered his head and looked at Eric at his feet, with a strange smile on his lips, "Are you the man from Amazon?"

"No, I'm going to say, I'm Diana's friend."

Facing the goddess, Eric made an expression neither humble nor overbearing.

At the same time, associations started in my mind: If the other party threw me a golden apple, would I pick it up? Or not to pick it up?

The truth is, facing Eric, a mortal, Dispute didn't even have the slightest idea of ​​throwing away the golden apple, not even the copper apple.

Her voice was full of charm, "You are both a man from Amazon and a man who seals the Shadow Knight, which means that you are not weak in ambition and strength. I like those mortals who have desires. Why don't we make a deal?"

"hehe......"

Eric gave an awkward yet polite smile.

Just as he was about to refuse, a voice came from behind.

"Dispute, you broke into Paradise Island without authorization, who ordered you to come, is it your brother?"

Diana came from behind Eric in full armor.

The classic pair of red and gold battle armor covered her body.

This is her latest armor design, based on the uniform pattern of pilot Steve, who crashed on Paradise Island.

Originally, the armor was designed when she left Paradise Island, and she never carried it with her. This time when she came home, she took the opportunity to put on this beautiful and domineering uniform.

There is also a thought to surprise Eric.

Diana couldn't help showing a smug expression when she saw Eric's eyes staring straight at her.

Now the hard work was not in vain.

The voice of strife made Diana pull her thoughts back to reality, "My brother? You mean Ares? No, the poor god of war is lost in the predicament of his own making, but this time... I It's for peace."

Diana didn't have a good impression of this group of nominal gods.

Throughout Diana's superhero history, she has two biggest opponents, one is the leopard girl Barbara Minerva, and the other is the god of war Ares.

Leopard Girl is the type of confrontation and real swords and guns, while Ares is the type of person who quietly hides behind and stabs the knife. Comparing the two, she is still more accepting of Leopard Girl's confrontational villain.

So, by the way, she didn't have a good impression of Ares' brothers and sisters.

Diana took out the golden mantra lasso from her waist, and shouted at the dispute that turned into giants: "Peace? From your lips... a word that your tongue has never tasted before!"

Whoosh!

The mantra lasso turned into lightning and wrapped around the neck of Dispute.

The dispute was controlled by the mantra lasso, and there was no panic expression.

She lowered her head slightly and said to Diana: "Don't look at me so hateful, I just came to hug my little sister!"

"Your sister is not here!"

Before Diana could finish her sentence, she was dragged into the air by the dispute and pulled the noose of truth.

She suspended Diana in the air like a villain hanging on a silk thread.

"The little sister I'm talking about is you, Diana!"