My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

"For this matter, choose the right island, maybe I have to find someone to help."

Eric suddenly thought of Poison Ivy.

Since I handed over the jurisdiction of an island to her, this woman has not contacted her for a long time.

Could it be that now in his own plant kingdom, he is too happy to think about leaving.

He picked up the phone and connected to Poison Ivy's cell phone.

After a while of busy tone, a lazy voice came from the receiver, "Mr. Batman, long time no see."

"Long time no see, Rowling."

"Oh, I thought you were busy with your financial income-generating business! How odd that you called me."

Poison Ivy is a very clever woman. After some investigation, she quickly found out the true identity of Batman.

Of course, Eric didn't completely fortify her. After all, the two of them had formed a cooperative alliance in a certain sense.

"Should I call you Mr. Batman? Or Mr. Eric, or Mr. Wei Chen?"

"It's okay, just like I will call you Poison Ivy and Rowling. The name is just a code name, and we won't give it much meaning."

Eric wasn't too surprised that Poison Ivy called out her identity.

"No, I just don't agree with you."

She seems to be answering the phone in a noisy forest, and Eric can hear various birdsong in the receiver.

"A name is not a simple code name, it is a symbol, a bond that connects you with everything around you. Without it, you will find yourself small... and instantly realize that you are nothing... ..."

"The name is the tamed fox. When you catch it, you establish a connection with the world."

Poison Ivy may have been with nature for a long time, and her words have become more philosophical.

"Well," Eric was silent for a moment, "it really makes sense. Rowling, it seems that you have been in close contact with nature and have gained more understanding of life.

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"I have always had a lot of insights in life, but you haven't discovered it. Well, let's not talk about other gossips. What's your business doing on the phone? Don't say that you are getting married and invite me to the wedding."

Poison Ivy complained sharply.

"No, I just hope you can give me some advice on how to find hidden islands in the ocean."

The Poison Ivy Girl replied while walking: "Are you like those rich people who are keen to buy uninhabited islands for construction? Let me persuade you with my poor financial knowledge, this is not a good investment and financial management project."

"It's not an investment, but a secret and unknown 'paradise island'. So, Rowling, I need your help."

"My help?"

Poison Ivy thought that the "Paradise Island" that Eric mentioned was an entertainment place like a man's paradise, so she rolled her eyes unconsciously, "Then you'd better not look for me."

"Really? Don't you want more islands that you can have? Plant your favorite plants and you can go on vacation whenever you want..."

"Well, I admit that I was defeated by you, wait for me, I will come to visit in person immediately."

After hanging up the phone, Poison Ivy packed up her things and prepared to leave the island to visit Eric's house.

She is not the kind of woman who likes to live a poor life, so the island is equipped with various infrastructure and entertainment facilities.

The staff responsible for the shipping of the ship moved the suitcase to the cabin of the ship for her.

With the roar of the engine, the cruise ship began to sail towards the destination.

After a day's journey, Poison Ivy arrived in New York smoothly.

Breathing the air in New York, Poison Ivy couldn't help saying to herself: "Is this the air of freedom and democracy in America? It smells terrible."

The streets are much quieter than before.

Due to frequent terrorist attacks, residents rarely go to the streets, even during the day.

The streets are full of patrolling police and security forces.

If it weren't for her luxurious clothes and white complexion, she would have come up for questioning long ago.

"Da da da!"

Poison Ivy was walking on Fifth Avenue when she heard a burst of gunfire.

She looked in the direction of the sound and found that it was a gunshot from a private bank.

"The bank robbery is in progress, and the irrelevant personnel leave quickly! Otherwise, you will be blown to pieces!"

Harley Quinn was wearing a clown hat, holding a gun she got from nowhere, and ran down the street laughing and shouting.

"Bastard! Stop!"

The police behind kept chasing him wildly.

Poison Ivy was not at all interested in the chase between the police and the thief, she muttered casually, "Boring!"

Step forward and prepare to leave here.

"Ah ha ha!"

Harry shrieked as he ran.

But very happy and sad, in order to avoid the shooting of the police, Halle accidentally stepped on a puddle of water and slipped directly.

With a thump, his feet were on his back, and he fell hard to the ground.

The money bag in his hand was accidentally opened, and all the banknotes inside scattered out.

"Woo!"

Harley clutched her bulging forehead, wanting to cry but not crying.

The thing that made her collapse was still to come. The green dollar bills were scattered on the ground, which immediately attracted a large number of pedestrians.

I don't know where they are hiding. They have been missing before, but now the money is scattered on the ground, and they got out immediately.

A large group of pedestrians were busy picking up money, and immediately blocked the sight of the chasing police.

Harry was just about to get out of trouble.

However, all the results of this robbery were burned.

This was the fund she was going to use to recruit the super villain army, and it was gone unexpectedly.

Harry felt like today was the worst day ever.

While running, he thought with self-pity.

Boom!

Caught off guard, he bumped into a beautiful woman with an avant-garde dress and sunglasses.

"Hi, how are you?"

The Poison Ivy girl who was hit kindly stretched out her arms, ready to pull her up, "I'm so sorry, my fault, maybe next time I should forget about my damn phone."

Poison Ivy hinted that it was because she was playing with her mobile phone that she accidentally bumped into Harley.

Harry stared blankly at Poison Ivy, feeling as though he had seen her somewhere before, "Are you...Xiao Ai?"

This inexplicable affinity with plants reminded her of her best friend - Lillian Ashley.

The corner of Poison Ivy's mouth showed a smile, "Oh, you must have mistaken the person, lovely girl."

She waved her hand slightly, and a rose appeared in her hand, "For you, beautiful girl."

Harley lost her sharp teeth and mouth, and took the rose with a whimper.

"Are you really not Xiao Ai?"

she asked again.

"of course not."

Poison Ivy waved her hands and left Harley quickly.

After disappearing from Harry's sight, she took out a wad of dollars from her pocket.

That's what she got from Harry, kissing the face of the dollar bill, "I love Franklin!"